Coffee With Ubaid Sir Ji

[Ubaid]

1-salad main tamatar pasand hain..ya tamaatar wali salad ziada pasand hai?

Ans. Mujai donon pasand hai.

2-zindagi ko chain sakon se jeena seekh gaye hain.ya abhi tak chain o sakoon ke intaizar main hain.

Ans. Alhamdu Lillah zindagi chen wa sakon sai guzar rahi hai. Ye sab Allah ka karam hai mera apna koyi kamal nahi is mai.

3-sharmeele hain ya bharkeele hain

Ans. Donon hon Sharmeela bhi bharkeela bhi.

4-larki waale ap ko daikhne aayainge toh aap kaisa nazar aana chahainge

Ans. Simple na k sample.

5-aisa konsa sawal hoga..jo aap chahainge ke larki wale aap se poochian.

Ans. Kuch bhi na pochai.

6-aisa konsa sawal hoga jo aap chahainge ke larki wale aap se na poochain.

Ans. larka kia karta hai?

7-jo sawal aap chahainge ke larki wale aap se na poochain..uska jawab kia hoga..wo bhi bata dain..kion ke ham larki wale nahi hain. leg pulling

Ans. Mai as a labour Dubai mai aya tha likn Allah ki karam sai r Wallidien ki duaaon sai Document Controller ka kam krta hon. abhi gari ka license lai rha hon insha Allah us sai salary bhi bardh jaye gi.

8-khyber pakhtoon khuaah se hain..IK ke baare main kia raaye hain.IK IMRAN KHAN.

Ans. Imran Khan ka agar history dekhai to us nai boht khidmat ki hai Pakistan ki. jis ka sab sai bada misal Shoukat Khanam Cancer Hospital hai jidhr bila tafreq har kisi ka free Elaj hota hai.Pukhton khwa mai bhi us nai boht sari falahi r tarqiyati kam kiye hai.mujai Imran khan pasand bhi hai r napasand bhi. pasand is liye k us nai pakistan ki logon ki boht khidmat ki hai jesai k mai nai oper likha hai. R napasand is liye k khod to dosron pai aitiraz kartai hai likn apnai ghaltion ko nazar andaz karta hai.

9-urdu ke jin mushkil alfaaz ke maani maloom na houn.wo yahan pooch liya karain.waise aap kis mushkil lafz ka matlab daikhne yahan aaye the.lafz toh aap ne bataya hi nahi.

Ans. Afsson Jan, iztirab etc. esai boht sarai hai jo filhal mai bhool gya hon.

10-man pasand adeeb ya adeeba konse hian aap ke?

Ans. Ushna Kausar Sardar.

11-UT ke writers ko bhi parha hai abhi tak ke nahi? kion ke hamara toh aik section UT genious ka bhi hai..jahan best writers designers and poets hain UT ke..

Ans. han parha hai Dr. Maqsood Hasni Sir k likhai hoye apsani waghera.

12-khud bhi likhne likhaane ka shoq hai ke nahi?

Ans. Likhnai ka to boht shouq hai likn abhi tak kuch likha nahi hai.

13-zindagi main kabhi kisi se mohabbat ki.ya hui..?( I mean sinf-e-mukhalif) se

Ans. Han.

14-shadi hone ki khuaahish aap ki abhi tak poori nahi hui...baqol aap ke..ye khuaahish kab tak poori hone wali hai?

Ans. lagta to "Future Far Tense" hai likn umeed rakhai hoye hai shayed jaldi hojaye.
15-do chaar bache kafi hain.ya aap aath das bachoun ke khuaahish mand honge...

Ans. pandra(15) Bees(20) ki bat karo janab aath das sai kia hoye ga.
Mazak kar rha tha ziyad sai ziyada 4 kafi hai.

16-ye bataiye.insan ka gala pehle kharab hota hai.ya insan ko nazla pehle hota hai.

Ans. ye kabhi socha nahi hai.

17-toffee ziada pasand hai ya chocolate?

Ans. Tofee.

18-abhi silsila hai..man maane sawalaat ka..sudhre hue sawaloun ke liye aap ko pehle in bigre sawalon ka jawab dena hoga..ke...tabyat kharab ho kabhi khuda na khaasta..toh kiski naak main dam karte hian.ya pakistan main kiski naak main dam karte the?

Ans. Mai Alhamdu Lillah kabhi ziyada bemar nahi howa hon. R merai tabiyat par Sabar ziyada asar andaz hai is liye agar khbi bimar bhi howa hon to kisi ko tang nahi kia hai.

19-tabyat kharabi main shor machate hain..ya sabar karte hian

Ans. Sabar karta hon.

20-bachpan main kisi ki pitaai ki kabhi ? ya ab kisi ki pitaai karne ka shoq hai?

Ans. Bachpan mai ek martaba ek larkai ko boht mara tha jis ka afsoos mujai abhi tak hai.us k baad kisi sai larayi nahi ki. Na ab kisi k sath larayi karnai ka ya kisi ka pitaai karnai ka shoq hai.

[Moona]

1-salad main tamatar pasand hain..ya tamaatar wali salad ziada pasand hai?

Ans. Mujai donon pasand hai.

2-zindagi ko chain sakon se jeena seekh gaye hain.ya abhi tak chain o sakoon ke intaizar main hain.

Ans. Alhamdu Lillah zindagi chen wa sakon sai guzar rahi hai. Ye sab Allah ka karam hai mera apna koyi kamal nahi is mai.

3-sharmeele hain ya bharkeele hain

Ans. Donon hon Sharmeela bhi bharkeela bhi.

4-larki waale ap ko daikhne aayainge toh aap kaisa nazar aana chahainge

Ans. Simple na k sample.

5-aisa konsa sawal hoga..jo aap chahainge ke larki wale aap se poochian.

Ans. Kuch bhi na pochai.

6-aisa konsa sawal hoga jo aap chahainge ke larki wale aap se na poochain.

Ans. larka kia karta hai?

7-jo sawal aap chahainge ke larki wale aap se na poochain..uska jawab kia hoga..wo bhi bata dain..kion ke ham larki wale nahi hain. leg pulling

Ans. Mai as a labour Dubai mai aya tha likn Allah ki karam sai r Wallidien ki duaaon sai Document Controller ka kam krta hon. abhi gari ka license lai rha hon insha Allah us sai salary bhi bardh jaye gi.

8-khyber pakhtoon khuaah se hain..IK ke baare main kia raaye hain.IK IMRAN KHAN.

Ans. Imran Khan ka agar history dekhai to us nai boht khidmat ki hai Pakistan ki. jis ka sab sai bada misal Shoukat Khanam Cancer Hospital hai jidhr bila tafreq har kisi ka free Elaj hota hai.Pukhton khwa mai bhi us nai boht sari falahi r tarqiyati kam kiye hai.mujai Imran khan pasand bhi hai r napasand bhi. pasand is liye k us nai pakistan ki logon ki boht khidmat ki hai jesai k mai nai oper likha hai. R napasand is liye k khod to dosron pai aitiraz kartai hai likn apnai ghaltion ko nazar andaz karta hai.

9-urdu ke jin mushkil alfaaz ke maani maloom na houn.wo yahan pooch liya karain.waise aap kis mushkil lafz ka matlab daikhne yahan aaye the.lafz toh aap ne bataya hi nahi.

Ans. Afsson Jan, iztirab etc. esai boht sarai hai jo filhal mai bhool gya hon.

10-man pasand adeeb ya adeeba konse hian aap ke?

Ans. Ushna Kausar Sardar.

11-UT ke writers ko bhi parha hai abhi tak ke nahi? kion ke hamara toh aik section UT genious ka bhi hai..jahan best writers designers and poets hain UT ke..

Ans. han parha hai Dr. Maqsood Hasni Sir k likhai hoye apsani waghera.

12-khud bhi likhne likhaane ka shoq hai ke nahi?

Ans. Likhnai ka to boht shouq hai likn abhi tak kuch likha nahi hai.

13-zindagi main kabhi kisi se mohabbat ki.ya hui..?( I mean sinf-e-mukhalif) se

Ans. Han.

14-shadi hone ki khuaahish aap ki abhi tak poori nahi hui...baqol aap ke..ye khuaahish kab tak poori hone wali hai?

Ans. lagta to "Future Far Tense" hai likn umeed rakhai hoye hai shayed jaldi hojaye.
15-do chaar bache kafi hain.ya aap aath das bachoun ke khuaahish mand honge...

Ans. pandra(15) Bees(20) ki bat karo janab aath das sai kia hoye ga.
Mazak kar rha tha ziyad sai ziyada 4 kafi hai.

16-ye bataiye.insan ka gala pehle kharab hota hai.ya insan ko nazla pehle hota hai.

Ans. ye kabhi socha nahi hai.

17-toffee ziada pasand hai ya chocolate?

Ans. Tofee.

18-abhi silsila hai..man maane sawalaat ka..sudhre hue sawaloun ke liye aap ko pehle in bigre sawalon ka jawab dena hoga..ke...tabyat kharab ho kabhi khuda na khaasta..toh kiski naak main dam karte hian.ya pakistan main kiski naak main dam karte the?

Ans. Mai Alhamdu Lillah kabhi ziyada bemar nahi howa hon. R merai tabiyat par Sabar ziyada asar andaz hai is liye agar khbi bimar bhi howa hon to kisi ko tang nahi kia hai.

19-tabyat kharabi main shor machate hain..ya sabar karte hian

Ans. Sabar karta hon.

20-bachpan main kisi ki pitaai ki kabhi ? ya ab kisi ki pitaai karne ka shoq hai?

Ans. Bachpan mai ek martaba ek larkai ko boht mara tha jis ka afsoos mujai abhi tak hai.us k baad kisi sai larayi nahi ki. Na ab kisi k sath larayi karnai ka ya kisi ka pitaai karnai ka shoq hai.

Ma Sha Allah Aap ke baare main aor jaan kar bohat khushi hui ab @Aliza Siso ke swalaat hain us ke baad maine sawalon ki patari kholni hailove fight

[Ubaid]

Ma Sha Allah Aap ke baare main aor jaan kar bohat khushi hui ab @Aliza Siso ke swalaat hain us ke baad maine sawalon ki patari kholni hailove fight

Shukriya. Mai to tayar hon sawalon ka jawab denai k liye likn Madam to kahien ghayeb hoghye hai. ap ko bhi jitnai sawalat karnai hai karlai likn khayal rahai k jo do sahiban nai sawal kiye to unhon nai sara pasena nikal diya abhi itna sakat baqi nahi.eeh

[Moona]

Shukriya. Mai to tayar hon sawalon ka jawab denai k liye likn Madam to kahien ghayeb hoghye hai. ap ko bhi jitnai sawalat karnai hai karlai likn khayal rahai k jo do sahiban nai sawal kiye to unhon nai sara pasena nikal diya abhi itna sakat baqi nahi.eeh

Madam mann Maujii hain jaise he fursat mili hazir hoon jayen gee,Habib Bhai sehri ke waqt aate hain jaisa Roza rakhna hota hai

[intelligent086]

Madam mann Maujii hain jaise he fursat mili hazir hoon jayen gee,Habib Bhai sehri ke waqt aate hain jaisa Roza rakhna hota hai

افطاری کے وقت نہیں ہوتا

[Ubaid]

افطاری کے وقت نہیں ہوتا

Habib Bhai Moona sahi keh rahi hai ap sirf aftari ko hi atai hai.

[intelligent086]

Habib Bhai Moona sahi keh rahi hai ap sirf aftari ko hi atai hai.

میری فکر نہ کریں جلد ہی فجر کے بعد آپ کے ساتھ ہوا کروں گا

[Ubaid]

Madam mann Maujii hain jaise he fursat mili hazir hoon jayen gee,Habib Bhai sehri ke waqt aate hain jaisa Roza rakhna hota hai

Sahi kaha ap nai.

[intelligent086]

Sahi kaha ap nai.

اسکا معاملہ ’’ گھر کا بھیدی لنکا ڈھائے ‘‘ ۔

[Ubaid]

اسکا معاملہ ’’ گھر کا بھیدی لنکا ڈھائے ‘‘ ۔

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