CaLmInG MeLoDy Week

[Mamin Mirza]

haan bachoo..jab sath dene ka moqa aaye toh no comments hi kar dena.

haan ji..tabhi toh main ne kaha.ke ..hunnn araam ee..aur mainoo pata ee..ke haale talak araam koi nai ..
aur mirch masaala toh kabhi kam na kariaye ga..kion ke chat pata toh bohot pasand hai mujhee..ye aur baat hai.ke is mirch masaale se...meri tabiyat saaf ho jaye gi :D

par jo dar gaya wo mar gaya
aur jo dar gai.
wo bhi mar gai..


tussi saare sunehre moqoun de naal enjoy karo..te fair..taiyaar v raho

tussi aik war kar chukay ho behan ji
hangama hai kiyun barpa...............
tayyar...................
tumhay yaad ata hai uss waqt jab chirriyan chug jati hain khait
yani jab din guzar gaya hota hai......................
kar lo kiya karo gi.........jaan tou lay nahi saktin
aur izzat tou na naseeb main hai na haath ki lakeeron main tou fiker not tay ziker not
aur haan mirch masala main soching k GHQ say lay loon akhir ko aik khud kash bambar ko charon shanay chit karna hai

[CaLmInG MeLoDy]

tussi aik war kar chukay ho behan ji
hangama hai kiyun barpa...............
tayyar...................
tumhay yaad ata hai uss waqt jab chirriyan chug jati hain khait
yani jab din guzar gaya hota hai......................
kar lo kiya karo gi.........jaan tou lay nahi saktin
aur izzat tou na naseeb main hai na haath ki lakeeron main tou fiker not tay ziker not
aur haan mirch masala main soching k GHQ say lay loon akhir ko aik khud kash bambar ko charon shanay chit karna hai

aik waari te jee koi paryaa nai.. .. das baara waari hor sai.
ab chiryaan aap ne itni paal rakhi hoi hian.ke zara jo meri aankh ojhal ho..chuggne aa jati hain.aur ab ye chiraa @Rohail alag aap ke sath mill ke meri watt laga raha hai..
baqi izat kis chiri ka name hai..mainoo v dasso main ki te mera nakhra ki....

GHQ se mirch masaala mangwaate waqt dhayan rakhiye ga... masaaloun ke naam pe barood na aa jayae..

[Mamin Mirza]

aik waari te jee koi paryaa nai.. .. das baara waari hor sai.
ab chiryaan aap ne itni paal rakhi hoi hian.ke zara jo meri aankh ojhal ho..chuggne aa jati hain.aur ab ye chiraa @Rohail alag aap ke sath mill ke meri watt laga raha hai..
baqi izat kis chiri ka name hai..mainoo v dasso main ki te mera nakhra ki....

GHQ se mirch masaala mangwaate waqt dhayan rakhiye ga... masaaloun ke naam pe barood na aa jayae..

Ting tinkat ting ting ting tara
Chalti hai kiya 9 say 12
Aik bar say dil nahi bharta
Mur k dekh mujhe dubara
Kiya fuzol gana hai waqt par yaad aya hai........yakh yakh tho tho
Insaan ki khuwahishon ka bhi koi anth nahi.....kar lo beta das bara k bajaye jitni marzi chaho kar lo,jao tumhay khuli chott di
Iss chirray ko maine nahi bulaya....ye sarson k khait main khudi utra hai
Woh meri amma kehti hain na jahan dekhi biyah barat wahin guzari sari raat
Wahi in sahab ka bhi hisaab hai.....jahan dekhi kukriyan wahin k ho liye
Kahin say kareelay chaba k aai ho neem k pani k saath......achi bhali baat kartay kartay karvi goli ban jati ho

Hahahahahahahaha
Tou GHQ say aur kiya aasakta hai siwaye.....ahum ahum k

[CaLmInG MeLoDy]

@intelligent086 paa ji.aap ko aise kisi moqe pe..mehroom nahi rakhna chahti.. sab ke sath mill ke tussi v enjoy karo..
@Arosa Hya kuch ibrat hasil karo..Rohail ke thread se..

15 jan aane ko hai..

[Mamin Mirza]

@intelligent086 paa ji.aap ko aise kisi moqe pe..mehroom nahi rakhna chahti.. sab ke sath mill ke tussi v enjoy karo..
@Arosa Hya kuch ibrat hasil karo..Rohail ke thread se..

15 jan aane ko hai..

Kisay awaz doonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

[Arosa Hya]

@intelligent086 paa ji.aap ko aise kisi moqe pe..mehroom nahi rakhna chahti.. sab ke sath mill ke tussi v enjoy karo..
@Arosa Hya kuch ibrat hasil karo..Rohail ke thread se..

15 jan aane ko hai..

@Rohail
ye hain kon jinki wja se purany logon ko tany mil rahy hain