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1-aap ka asal name
VIN DIESEL kuch arsay pehalay tak tha aaj kal Schwartz Schneider

2-aap kis city and country main rehte hain
The City which decides policies ... Shaheedon ka shahar Rawalpindi ; ju Mumlikate Khuda daad, Athara Carore ki almost ghaeyoor (zada tar in chakkar of hoor) jafa kash o janbaaz, har muskil mein sissa pilaee hoi deewar ban janay wali qoum ka muskan hai... G Haan Islami Jamhoriya e PAKISTAN pflag (plz raise for national anthem)

3-by profession aap kia hai (ilaawa daaka daalne ke )
Aik acha Mousikaar (Musician) ... per phir molvi sahib nay bataya kay 'Putar teenu wah wah chapeeyrah chittar paeny, farstay kan andaar lapyt kay na football bana kar, kilaan alay boot garam kar kay pehlaan tashreef teh lawaan gein teh Kick baad ich karen gay'.
Tu mai nay kah touba meri touba meri touba, touba touba ... phir mujhe parhos mein Touba mil gai os nay kaha app ki touba zaroor kabool ho gi... per ab app urdu bazar mein motay gathay ki Ludo bana kar beeycha karein.

4-how much family members
G hum total sath behan Bhai hain... mein sub sayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy choota hoon.

5-kitne din interview main aamad ko yaqeeni bana sakte hain so that us hisaab se daily basis par sawal naama taiyaar ho.
Oper Eid tak ka bataya hai, per shuru mein banday bulanay kay liey Admins/ Mods bula leytay hain... mein fb etc... per share karata hoon, views 1000 say oper taptay hain tu Admin Mods ko pareeshani lag jati hai, oo ye kahein apna koi chakkar na shuru kar day... banday tu nahi torh raha... phir meri different ID's per checking shuru ho jati hai ... ha ha ha khair lambi kahani hai ... Anyway Calming aisi nahi (kam az kam pehlay thi tu nai )

Bohot hi sutthraa..

aur dassso ji..

1-kis tarha ki chamak hai aap main? kaaali bhains jaise chamkddaar..yaa gori hain kalaaiyaan warrge?

2-ciggrate aap ko peeti hai ..yaa aap cigg ko peete hain

3-professor ban ke aap pachtaa rahe hain.ya aap ke students?

4-baatain banaate hain.yaa baatain bataate hain?

5-tamatar laal naa hota toh kis rang ka hota

6-sote main sapne daikhte hain..ya sapne daikh ke so jate hain?

7-pasandeeda libaas konsa hai. dhoti, lunngi yaa parrna?

8-aap shroo se hi bechain hain..ya kisi ki waja se bechaniyaan paai jaati hain aap main..

9-dua main man pasand dua konsi hai

10- izat raas aati hai..ya dolat?

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Bohot hi sutthraa..

aur dassso ji..
Pochoo ji Pochoo
1-kis tarha ki chamak hai aap main? kaaali bhains jaise chamkddaar..yaa gori hain kalaaiyaan warrge?
Garmiyoon mien Lara sardiyoon mein Lala

2-ciggrate aap ko peeti hai ..yaa aap cigg ko peete hain
College mein jab naey naey par niklay tu kismat phuti tabligh waloon kay hath lag gaey... Ab os zamanay ki Cigarton per hasrat liye chaey kay cup per cup...

3-professor ban ke aap pachtaa rahe hain.ya aap ke students?
Bad duaa lagi teachers ki, parody karta tha, iss hadd tak kay school college programoon mein khud teachers bulatay thay per unhi mein hota tha koi, jaisey yahan hain kuch; oper say Wah Wah andar bad duaa ... bus badla ab students say hee leyta hoon

4-baatain banaate hain.yaa baatain bataate hain?
Khabi bata kar banata hoon, khabi bana kar batata hoon, khabi bata kay bajaey servis ya hush puppies.

5-tamatar laal naa hota toh kis rang ka hota
Ashtagfirullah ... la hawla wala qouwat ... mujhe kam az kam app say aiesi umeed nahi thi.

6-sote main sapne daikhte hain..ya sapne daikh ke so jate hain?
Daikhtay hoey sou jata hoon, soutay mein tabir pata hoon.

7-pasandeeda libaas konsa hai. dhoti, lunngi yaa parrna?
depends mood per 14 August per sherwani Jinnah cap kheerhi kay sath... chooti eid per karhai wala kurta barhi eid per dhoti cuz bakra out of control ho gaey tu emergency mein osi time os ki tangein bandnay kay kam bhi aa jati hai

8-aap shroo se hi bechain hain..ya kisi ki waja se bechaniyaan paai jaati hain aap main..
G shuru say hee, ... peeyth per bachpaan say hee bohat khujli hoti hai bath:

9-dua main man pasand dua konsi hai
wohi duaa, 'Ya Allah Hooron ki barish kar dey' Ameen!

10- izat raas aati hai..ya dolat?
Dono ko bohat acha control kiya hai Raas kay level tak khabi poohanchnay hee nahi diya fun: