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1. Mandel ko akhir kia soji thi jo genetics k peechy parh gaya ?
Os kay dour kay aik phoopha matar khanay kay baad mustaqil matar ghast karnay lagay tu phoophi ki complain per oss nay research ka azeem bayra apnay saar per othaya , bara maza aaya

2. Abraham lincon america ka presedent hi q bna?
very good question... asal mein oss waqt bhi 'Aey Kalay logon' nay complain mar di thi kay hamay bhi 'Ay Payaray logon!' kah kar pukara jaey ... gora pareshan tha cuz ek ek afriki jawan dus dus goriyaan nu tikka kar kut raha tha... unhoo nay commission banaya ... gardan kohni aur ghouthnay check kiye tu Abraham bha G koi round off 0.000000000000001 % GORAY Niklay baki kaloon ki nisbaat ... Bus un ko Saddar bana deya.

3. 2 meter rassi k tukry main kitny bal hon ge?
wait... students ko lagaya hai they are still counting


4. Sitaron mai approximately kitni gases at a time react krti hain.
iss experiment ki asal jaan kaari kay liey humay zabardust experiment karna ho ga; humay aik volunteer chaheye ho ga aur sardiyoon ka wait karna paray ga ta kay amlok, khush chanoo and mong pehli ka atomic fission reaction control karnay kay liey moti razai heavy water ka kam dey.

5. Barish k pani ka taste or pH kia hoti h?
Os ilaqe kay logoon kay ammal kay mutabiq hota hai, hamara ilaqaa kyun kay bohat neek parsa logon ka hai tu pH level check karnay per koi jin waghara chapperh marta hai.

6. Koh e himaliya ka nam himaliya q rakha gaya?
kyun kay os nay koi aur naam rakhwanay say saaf inkar kar diya tha

7, Ap aik din mai kity alfaz bolty hain?
Din means din ya 24 hrs kyunke zada tu neend mein bolta hoon , din mein tu khamosh hee rahta hoon

8. Asman se gira khajoor main atka..........how?
ju bhi ho, matti paoo! ... (cuz assmano gir kay matti paan joga ee rah jana)

9. zindagi ki khofnak haqeeqat?
ABBAAAAAAAA G! :'"(

10. Pakistan mai abtar sorat e hal ka zimadar kon?
PTI Walay