Bohot hi sutthraa..

aur dassso ji..
Pochoo ji Pochoo
1-kis tarha ki chamak hai aap main? kaaali bhains jaise chamkddaar..yaa gori hain kalaaiyaan warrge?
Garmiyoon mien Lara sardiyoon mein Lala

2-ciggrate aap ko peeti hai ..yaa aap cigg ko peete hain
College mein jab naey naey par niklay tu kismat phuti tabligh waloon kay hath lag gaey... Ab os zamanay ki Cigarton per hasrat liye chaey kay cup per cup...

3-professor ban ke aap pachtaa rahe hain.ya aap ke students?
Bad duaa lagi teachers ki, parody karta tha, iss hadd tak kay school college programoon mein khud teachers bulatay thay per unhi mein hota tha koi, jaisey yahan hain kuch; oper say Wah Wah andar bad duaa ... bus badla ab students say hee leyta hoon

4-baatain banaate hain.yaa baatain bataate hain?
Khabi bata kar banata hoon, khabi bana kar batata hoon, khabi bata kay bajaey servis ya hush puppies.

5-tamatar laal naa hota toh kis rang ka hota
Ashtagfirullah ... la hawla wala qouwat ... mujhe kam az kam app say aiesi umeed nahi thi.

6-sote main sapne daikhte hain..ya sapne daikh ke so jate hain?
Daikhtay hoey sou jata hoon, soutay mein tabir pata hoon.

7-pasandeeda libaas konsa hai. dhoti, lunngi yaa parrna?
depends mood per 14 August per sherwani Jinnah cap kheerhi kay sath... chooti eid per karhai wala kurta barhi eid per dhoti cuz bakra out of control ho gaey tu emergency mein osi time os ki tangein bandnay kay kam bhi aa jati hai

8-aap shroo se hi bechain hain..ya kisi ki waja se bechaniyaan paai jaati hain aap main..
G shuru say hee, ... peeyth per bachpaan say hee bohat khujli hoti hai bath:

9-dua main man pasand dua konsi hai
wohi duaa, 'Ya Allah Hooron ki barish kar dey' Ameen!

10- izat raas aati hai..ya dolat?
Dono ko bohat acha control kiya hai Raas kay level tak khabi poohanchnay hee nahi diya fun: