Discussion/Chit Chat Among UT Members & Admin

All UT People are invited for chit chat here...

kisi ko bhi tag karain..kisi ko bhi mention karain..this thread is all about u..

so keep inviting all others and have a great chit chat... :) @Mamin Mirza
@Mamin Mirza mujhe ye bataaiye ..koi unwaan hai zehen main..ab soch rahi hongi aap ke..ye bojh bhi aap ke na tawaaan kaandhoun pe daal dia main ne.. daikhiye..jab itni khidmat leti hain mujh se..apne kaandhe dabbwaaa dabbwa ke..toh ye wazan toh uthaana pare ga aap ko..

@Raja Pakistani kia aap bhi is guftugu main shaamil hona chaahainge.?

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Originally Posted by CaLmInG MeLoDy

All UT People are invited for chit chat here...

kisi ko bhi tag karain..kisi ko bhi mention karain..this thread is all about u..u

so keep inviting all others and have a great chit chat... :) @Mamin Mirza
@Mamin Mirza mujhe ye bataaiye ..koi unwaan hai zehen main..ab soch rahi hongi aap ke..ye bojh bhi aap ke na tawaaan kaandhoun pe daal dia main ne.. daikhiye..jab itni khidmat leti hain mujh se..apne kaandhe dabbwaaa dabbwa ke..toh ye wazan toh uthaana pare ga aap ko..

@Raja Pakistani kia aap bhi is guftugu main shaamil hona chaahainge.?

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Wow nice topic

Tm bechari mamin ji k khanday par bt bouj dalti

Hu...

Wo b aisa bouj like roi ko pani mai bago kar

Kisi k sar par laad diya jae :p

Nice Topic ji

Walaikum Assalam
tum uthaye jao meray zinda honay k faiday,mar gai tou yaad karo gi @CaLmInG MeLoDy
haan hai unwan..................meray des k lutairay.........pardes k khanzanchi..........kiya karo gi iss unwan ka ab bolo ;hansi::

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Originally Posted by Raja Pakistani

Wow nice topic

Tm bechari mamin ji k khanday par bt bouj dalti

Hu...

Wo b aisa bouj like roi ko pani mai bago kar

Kisi k sar par laad diya jae :p

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daikhain ji.agar aap ko khud ye bojh ziaada lag raha hai.toh aap bhi ye bojh uthaa lain..thora wazan kam hoga mamin par..phir ham aisa karainge..ke mammin ji ko namak ka wazan uthaane ko kahainge.aur kahainge ke aap paani main bheeg jaaiye ga namak uthaane ke baad.aur aap ko roi ka halka wazan dainge..aur aap bhi paani main hi doobiye ga ..hai na pate ki baat :P

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Originally Posted by UmerAmer

Nice Topic ji

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ye khaali nice topic kia hota hai..is topic mian nice baatain bhi ki jaa sakti hain..;hansi::

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Originally Posted by Mamin Mirza

Walaikum Assalam
tum uthaye jao meray zinda honay k faiday,mar gai tou yaad karo gi @CaLmInG MeLoDy
haan hai unwan..................meray des k lutairay.........pardes k khanzanchi..........kiya karo gi iss unwan ka ab bolo ;hansi::

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bas ji kia karain...aik aap hi nazar aati hain mujhe..

waise jo unwaan aap ne dia hai..uspe main pardesi khazaanchiyoun ke liye pardesiyoun se na ankhyaan milaana aur desi lutairoun ke liye mere dais ki matti sona ugle ugle heere moti hi gaa loongi..hai na kamaal ki baat ...

waise.. mujhe aik sawaal ka jawab bhi chaahiye..ye bataiye ke.. din pehle aata hai ya raat?

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Originally Posted by CaLmInG MeLoDy

daikhain ji.agar aap ko khud ye bojh ziaada lag raha hai.toh aap bhi ye bojh uthaa lain..thora wazan kam hoga mamin par..phir ham aisa karainge..ke mammin ji ko namak ka wazan uthaane ko kahainge.aur kahainge ke aap paani main bheeg jaaiye ga namak uthaane ke baad.aur aap ko roi ka halka wazan dainge..aur aap bhi paani main hi doobiye ga ..hai na pate ki baat :P

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Ji ji mai tu help k liye agree hn roi ka wazan

Share krne k liye..

Ye na nimak ka wazan b ap muj se share karey.

Phir tu samj le k zindagi sukh k sance k lamhey

Kam e bachne..

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Originally Posted by CaLmInG MeLoDy

bas ji kia karain...aik aap hi nazar aati hain mujhe..

waise jo unwaan aap ne dia hai..uspe main pardesi khazaanchiyoun ke liye pardesiyoun se na ankhyaan milaana aur desi lutairoun ke liye mere dais ki matti sona ugle ugle heere moti hi gaa loongi..hai na kamaal ki baat ...

waise.. mujhe aik sawaal ka jawab bhi chaahiye..ye bataiye ke.. din pehle aata hai ya raat?

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wah wah wah,
tumharay ganon aur sawal par mera dil kiya hai tumhay inaam denay k tor par nimmo bi ka nobel prize yani ghonsa aur bhosa denay ko
din raat ko choro ye batao k shaam k baad sapehar kiyun nahi ati........... :D

Walikum aslam nice topic @CaLmInG MeLoDy....
tu kia ho raha hy..
aur en do dino me mery bghir kia kia??.:P

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Originally Posted by Raja Pakistani

Ji ji mai tu help k liye agree hn roi ka wazan

Share krne k liye..

Ye na nimak ka wazan b ap muj se share karey.

Phir tu samj le k zindagi sukh k sance k lamhey

Kam e bachne..

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namak ke wazan ko aap rehne dain...aik toh doobne ko waise bhi yahan sirf chullu bhar paani hai..ab us main manoun namak le ke aap kaise doobain ge..pehle toh ye clear karain ke aap chullu bhar paani main doob marne ko taiyar hain bhi ke nahi...:P

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Originally Posted by Mamin Mirza

wah wah wah,
tumharay ganon aur sawal par mera dil kiya hai tumhay inaam denay k tor par nimmo bi ka nobel prize yani ghonsa aur bhosa denay ko
din raat ko choro ye batao k shaam k baad sapehar kiyun nahi ati........... :D

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wah ji wah..aap aise aise inaamaat se naawazti hain.mujhe toh mloom hi nahi tha..ye ghoonsa aur bhoosa..donoo hi mujhe de rahi hain..iska matlab upper portion bhi khaali ho jaye ga..aur lower portion dukhne lage ga...chalain is main mera nuqsan koi nahi hai.upper portion mera atleast khaali nahi rahe ga..bhoose se bhar toh jawe ga :P.. han albatta lower portion pe jo aap ghoonsa raseed karne waali hain..main soch rahi hon aap ki hit ko hit na hone don :P.. aur haan shaam ke baad sapahar kion nahi aati..ye toh sapahar ko pata hoga..mujhe toh bas ye pata hai ke sham bari suhaani hai aaj kal..

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Originally Posted by Ria

Walikum aslam nice topic @CaLmInG MeLoDy....
tu kia ho raha hy..
aur en do dino me mery bghir kia kia??.:P

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daikhain ji..ab wo zamaane toh gaye..ke jab dil na laga karta tha toh saari larkiyaan aik doosre ki joaain maarne baith jaati theen..main ne aur mamin mirza aru raja pakistani ne aik doosre ki jooain toh nahi maari aap ke baghair bor ho kar..par albatta aik doosre ko ghooose aur bhoose bohot raseed kiye...is chakkar main ..mamin ji ki khopri jo bhoose se bhari thi khaali ho gai.aur meri khopri bhoose se bhar gai... mamin ji ka ghoosa nishaane pe theek nahi baitha.toh aaj tak haye haye karti phirti hain :P.. aap mujhe yaad aai.at least hoti toh marham patti toh kar deteen ..:P

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Originally Posted by CaLmInG MeLoDy

daikhain ji..ab wo zamaane toh gaye..ke jab dil na laga karta tha toh saari larkiyaan aik doosre ki joaain maarne baith jaati theen..main ne aur mamin mirza aru raja pakistani ne aik doosre ki jooain toh nahi maari aap ke baghair bor ho kar..par albatta aik doosre ko ghooose aur bhoose bohot raseed kiye...is chakkar main ..mamin ji ki khopri jo bhoose se bhari thi khaali ho gai.aur meri khopri bhoose se bhar gai... mamin ji ka ghoosa nishaane pe theek nahi baitha.toh aaj tak haye haye karti phirti hain :P.. aap mujhe yaad aai.at least hoti toh marham patti toh kar deteen ..:P

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Aahahahha La hol.......
Mtlb mjhy nai jana chahey tha

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Originally Posted by Ria

Aahahahha La hol.......
Mtlb mjhy nai jana chahey tha

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ji bilkul ye hi matlab hai..aap ko nahi jaana chaahiye tha.ab jab chali gai thi..toh aap ko saza toh mile gi.. sochte hain kia saza ho :P

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Originally Posted by CaLmInG MeLoDy

namak ke wazan ko aap rehne dain...aik toh doobne ko waise bhi yahan sirf chullu bhar paani hai..ab us main manoun namak le ke aap kaise doobain ge..pehle toh ye clear karain ke aap chullu bhar paani main doob marne ko taiyar hain bhi ke nahi...:P

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Astagferullah

Kiu muje marne k azaim bana rahi hu..

Abhi tu dunya b ni deeki

Mera wazan uthne ka faisla cancel :p

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Originally Posted by CaLmInG MeLoDy

wah ji wah..aap aise aise inaamaat se naawazti hain.mujhe toh mloom hi nahi tha..ye ghoonsa aur bhoosa..donoo hi mujhe de rahi hain..iska matlab upper portion bhi khaali ho jaye ga..aur lower portion dukhne lage ga...chalain is main mera nuqsan koi nahi hai.upper portion mera atleast khaali nahi rahe ga..bhoose se bhar toh jawe ga :P.. han albatta lower portion pe jo aap ghoonsa raseed karne waali hain..main soch rahi hon aap ki hit ko hit na hone don :P.. aur haan shaam ke baad sapahar kion nahi aati..ye toh sapahar ko pata hoga..mujhe toh bas ye pata hai ke sham bari suhaani hai aaj kal..

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maine kaha mera dil kiya hai aur dil ka aisa hai k woh tou bohat kuch karnay ko chahta hai magar
nimmo bi hain nahi tou nobel prize tumhay mil nahi sakta yani ghonsa aur bhosa agar maine tumhay day diya tou apnay kabar khanay ka kiya karon gi main,woh tou bilkul khali hojaye ga
tumharay haan hi hoti hogi shaam suhanai,yahan tou bhar jhonk rahi hai us par tum ne bitha diya hot seat par bina kisi qasoor k,hum tou khair jaisay taisay day hi dain ge jawabat,pehal aap kijiye muhtarma udhar tashreef rakhnay main jawabt k saath :P

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Originally Posted by Raja Pakistani

Astagferullah

Kiu muje marne k azaim bana rahi hu..

Abhi tu dunya b ni deeki

Mera wazan uthne ka faisla cancel :p

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wah..itni jaldi toh girrgitt bhi rang nahi badalta..jitni jaldi aap ne apna faisla badal liya hai ;hansi::
ho sake toh apne faisle pe kuch sochain..aisa na ho ke badnaam ho jaawain. :P

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Originally Posted by Mamin Mirza

maine kaha mera dil kiya hai aur dil ka aisa hai k woh tou bohat kuch karnay ko chahta hai magar
nimmo bi hain nahi tou nobel prize tumhay mil nahi sakta yani ghonsa aur bhosa agar maine tumhay day diya tou apnay kabar khanay ka kiya karon gi main,woh tou bilkul khali hojaye ga
tumharay haan hi hoti hogi shaam suhanai,yahan tou bhar jhonk rahi hai us par tum ne bitha diya hot seat par bina kisi qasoor k,hum tou khair jaisay taisay day hi dain ge jawabat,pehal aap kijiye muhtarma udhar tashreef rakhnay main jawabt k saath :P

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main toh is azeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem hotseat ki setting karne hi mian thak gai hon.abhi pall bharr ko araam kar loon...tab tak aap aaiye ..baithiye..enjoy kijiye.aur jawabaat se aagaah kijiye..meri kia hai..in sawalaat ka kia khaak jawab doongi...sham suhaani par mann moji nahi hai ji... hot seat raas nahi aati hai.

waise..auroun ko bhi bulwaaiye na yahan..kuch khamoshi khamoshi hai..

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Originally Posted by CaLmInG MeLoDy

wah..itni jaldi toh girrgitt bhi rang nahi badalta..jitni jaldi aap ne apna faisla badal liya hai ;hansi::
ho sake toh apne faisle pe kuch sochain..aisa na ho ke badnaam ho jaawain. :P

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Uff touba uthwa lo wazan emotional kr dia ab tu..

Ni badlta faisla..

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Originally Posted by CaLmInG MeLoDy

ji bilkul ye hi matlab hai..aap ko nahi jaana chaahiye tha.ab jab chali gai thi..toh aap ko saza toh mile gi.. sochte hain kia saza ho :P

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CHlien per saza zayda sakht na ho...:(

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Originally Posted by CaLmInG MeLoDy

main toh is azeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem hotseat ki setting karne hi mian thak gai hon.abhi pall bharr ko araam kar loon...tab tak aap aaiye ..baithiye..enjoy kijiye.aur jawabaat se aagaah kijiye..meri kia hai..in sawalaat ka kia khaak jawab doongi...sham suhaani par mann moji nahi hai ji... hot seat raas nahi aati hai.

waise..auroun ko bhi bulwaaiye na yahan..kuch khamoshi khamoshi hai..

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setting tum kar rahi ho tou iss seat ki hotness ka andaza main bakhobi laga sakti hoon,Allah hi karam karain baithnay walon k mustaqbil par.
aye larki,maine Allah ko munh dikhana hai aur sachi main yehi wala dikhana hai k amal ki waja say dikhanay laiq hai nahi,lekin phir bhi yehi dikha hai k dosra koi hai nahi iss model ka,tassavour karo k jab main apna ye munh,fitay munh Allah k samnay paish karon gi,udhar say woh banda jisay main iss garama garam kursi e shamat e amal par bithaon gi usne apni sulgi hoi tashreef ka rona ro diya,tou main tayyyyyyy gaiiiiiiiiiiiiii,;hansi::
tumharay mansobay main achi tarhan samjh rahi hoon larki,;;;;;;;

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Originally Posted by Mamin Mirza

setting tum kar rahi ho tou iss seat ki hotness ka andaza main bakhobi laga sakti hoon,Allah hi karam karain baithnay walon k mustaqbil par.
aye larki,maine Allah ko munh dikhana hai aur sachi main yehi wala dikhana hai k amal ki waja say dikhanay laiq hai nahi,lekin phir bhi yehi dikha hai k dosra koi hai nahi iss model ka,tassavour karo k jab main apna ye munh,fitay munh Allah k samnay paish karon gi,udhar say woh banda jisay main iss garama garam kursi e shamat e amal par bithaon gi usne apni sulgi hoi tashreef ka rona ro diya,tou main tayyyyyyy gaiiiiiiiiiiiiii,;hansi::
tumharay mansobay main achi tarhan samjh rahi hoon larki,

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=)).. uff ye bhiggo bhigo ke joote maarne ka andaaz..kasam se aise joote aap roz marain to bhi main na sudhroon :P..
waise Allah pak jaante hain.ke ye amal karne ke liye main aap ko uksaa rahi hoon. isliye aap se koi pursish nahi hogi.. uksaane waala ziaada gunnehgaar hota hai na ji.. bas koi bhi is hot seat pe aik baar baith jaye.phir usko andaza hoga ke ye seat hot seat kehlaati toh hai..par hai bari cooooooooooooool :P.. aap daikh lain.main ahbi abhi issi hot seat pe baith ke aa rahi hon.aur kais cooooool react kar rahi hon. :P
jaldi se baithain na..I want u to sit on this seat.. ;;;;;;;

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Originally Posted by Ria

CHlien per saza zayda sakht na ho...:(

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aik saza toh mile gi aap ko..hot seat pe baithne ki..toh jaldi jaaiye interview section main..aur hot seat pe baith ke aaiye.main bhi abhi wahin se aa rahi hoon. :P

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Originally Posted by Raja Pakistani

Uff touba uthwa lo wazan emotional kr dia ab tu..

Ni badlta faisla..

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:P jiaaasti emotinal hone ka nai..

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Originally Posted by CaLmInG MeLoDy

=)).. uff ye bhiggo bhigo ke joote maarne ka andaaz..kasam se aise joote aap roz marain to bhi main na sudhroon :P..
waise Allah pak jaante hain.ke ye amal karne ke liye main aap ko uksaa rahi hoon. isliye aap se koi pursish nahi hogi.. uksaane waala ziaada gunnehgaar hota hai na ji.. bas koi bhi is hot seat pe aik baar baith jaye.phir usko andaza hoga ke ye seat hot seat kehlaati toh hai..par hai bari cooooooooooooool :P.. aap daikh lain.main ahbi abhi issi hot seat pe baith ke aa rahi hon.aur kais cooooool react kar rahi hon. :P
jaldi se baithain na..I want u to sit on this seat.. ;;;;;;;

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bhigo kar marna thora mehnat talab hojata hai magar parta baray zor ka hai :P
dekho main bitha bhi dongi,magar woh banda haath lagay tou na,,,,,,,,,,aur aik khatra ye bhi hai k mera ajkal 36 ka ankra chal raha hai tou aisa na ho karon naiki,milay badi,hamesha ki tarhan :dhanda:
mainnnnnnnnnnnnn.........main na baithnay wali,koshish kar dekho ;Hiden:

السلام و علیکم -

ایک تجویز ذہن میں آئ ہے - اگر مامن مرزا اور روبی سسٹر اپنی تمام تحاریر جو دوسرے فورمز پر موجود ہیں گاہے بگاہے یہاں منتقل کرتی رہیں تو ممبرز کو مطالعے کے لئے بہت اچھی اچھی تحاریر میسر ہونگی -

آ پ سب لوگوں کی اس بارے میں کیا رایے ہے ؟

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Originally Posted by CaLmInG MeLoDy

aik saza toh mile gi aap ko..hot seat pe baithne ki..toh jaldi jaaiye interview section main..aur hot seat pe baith ke aaiye.main bhi abhi wahin se aa rahi hoon. :P

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Ahaan je jaty haien ...
aap btaiey kaisa raha experience hot seat ka..:P
baqi me b chk kroun aap ka experience personally section me ja k...

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Originally Posted by Ria

Ahaan je jaty haien ...
aap btaiey kaisa raha experience hot seat ka..:P
baqi me b chk kroun aap ka experience personally section me ja k...

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check kia ke nahi :P

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Originally Posted by Mamin Mirza

bhigo kar marna thora mehnat talab hojata hai magar parta baray zor ka hai :P
dekho main bitha bhi dongi,magar woh banda haath lagay tou na,,,,,,,,,,aur aik khatra ye bhi hai k mera ajkal 36 ka ankra chal raha hai tou aisa na ho karon naiki,milay badi,hamesha ki tarhan :dhanda:
mainnnnnnnnnnnnn.........main na baithnay wali,koshish kar dekho ;Hiden:

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hmm.. matlab aap logon ko nahi bithaane waali is seat pe.. :P .. pakar pakar ke zabardasti bitha dain.. koi kuch kahe toh mera name le dijiye ga.. :P.. :Apple

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Originally Posted by patriot19472001

السلام و علیکم -

ایک تجویز ذہن میں آئ ہے - اگر مامن مرزا اور روبی سسٹر اپنی تمام تحاریر جو دوسرے فورمز پر موجود ہیں گاہے بگاہے یہاں منتقل کرتی رہیں تو ممبرز کو مطالعے کے لئے بہت اچھی اچھی تحاریر میسر ہونگی -

آ پ سب لوگوں کی اس بارے میں کیا رایے ہے ؟

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meri toh is bare main ye raaye hai ke mamin mirza ji tak toh theek hai..par mere bare main.. aap takkluf se kaam le rahe hain.. meri tahareer sabaq amoz toh nahi :)

Kya ho raha hai yahan?

aik topic aya hai mairay zahan mai ...........

" KAHIN TO HOGI "

"FOOTPATH PRINCESS"

"BHIKAARI HATH YA BHOOKAY PAITT"

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Originally Posted by CaLmInG MeLoDy

check kia ke nahi :P

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kr rahi houn...:D

Salaam Admin bitya kia ho raha hai aaj kal @CaLmInG MeLoDy

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Originally Posted by UmerAmer

Kya ho raha hai yahan?

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ye hi intizar ke aur log bhi join karian..welcome to this chit chat.

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Originally Posted by illusionist

aik topic aya hai mairay zahan mai ...........

" KAHIN TO HOGI "

"FOOTPATH PRINCESS"

"BHIKAARI HATH YA BHOOKAY PAITT"

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:P:P toh kab start kar rahe hai aap ye threads..

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Originally Posted by BDunc

Salaam Admin bitya kia ho raha hai aaj kal @CaLmInG MeLoDy

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yaqeen kijiye ..aaj aap ko hi yad kar rahi thi subha. aur aaj aap yahan aa bhi gaye.

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Originally Posted by CaLmInG MeLoDy

ye hi intizar ke aur log bhi join karian..welcome to this chit chat.

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Sukriya ji sukriya

HAhaha Masha Allah acha ji? JAzak Allah..aaj kal har jaga hoon na :P @CaLmInG MeLoDy