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Sardar got into a bus on 1st April
when conductor asked for ticket.
He gave Rs.10/-
and took the ticket and said april fool.
I have pass.
Judge: why r u arrested?
Sardar: for shopping early?
Judge: well, that’s not a crime,
anyway how early were u shopping?
Sardar: before opening the shop…..:p
bush and obama were sitting in a bar.
a man walks up to them and asks, what r u guys doing here?
bush: We r planning world war 3.
man: How?
bush: Well, we will kill 140 million muslims and one beautiful girl?
bush to obama: See, i told u, no one care about the 140 million muslims!
tip of the day.
3 muuli wale parathe,
2 gobi wale parathe,
1 plate mash ki daal,
1 boul ubly chane
ek sath khain
aur
chalte phirte cng station ban jayain;)
ek pathan rozana apne parosi ki bell baja ke bhag jata
ek din parosi ne pakad ker pocha ye kiya herkat hai?
pathan: Ye hum miss bell marta hai.
someone wrote to pathan agar tum zaheen ho to 100 ka blanc check bhejo
hoshiyar ho to 200 ka, aur agar dono ho to 300 ka bhejo
pathan sent 600 rupees and wrote
yara hum sab ka baap hai. ;)
1 Pakistani dosre se: Yaar kehte hain iss baar jung computer se lari jaye gi???http://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/i...a_silenced.gifhttp://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/i...a_silenced.gifhttp://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/i...a_silenced.gif
2nd: Haan! mizaile computer se control hotay hain na...http://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/i...usa_boohoo.gifhttp://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/i...usa_boohoo.gifhttp://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/i...usa_boohoo.gif
1st: Phir tau hum jang haar jain gay.http://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/i...ns/eusa_eh.gifhttp://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/i...ns/eusa_eh.gifhttp://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/i...ns/eusa_eh.gif
2nd: Woh kese???http://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/i...eusa_think.gifhttp://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/i...eusa_think.gifhttp://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/i...eusa_think.gif
1st: Yaar agar mizaile chalanay se pahlay hi bijli chali gai tau???http://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/i...s/eusa_doh.gifhttp://smilies.sofrayt.com/%5E/aiw/sclerosis.gifhttp://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/i...s/eusa_doh.gif
Police officer 2 his son!
Tumhara result acha nhi aaya,
Aaj se tumhara khelna aur T.V dekhna
band
Son!Ye 50 rupay pakro aur is baat ko yaheen dabado
doctor pathan se,,,,ye syrup 2 chamach 2 subha or 2 dopehr or 2 raat ko 3 din tak lena hai. http://www.pakurdu.net/forum2/Smiley...new/idiot2.gif http://www.pakurdu.net/forum2/Smiley...new/cheesy.gif
pthan,,,,apna dawai pass rakho humra ghar mein itna chamach nahin hai http://www.pakurdu.net/forum2/Smiley.../tickedoff.gif
The sardarji goes to see Jurassic Park
and when the Dinosaurs start approaching
he is cowering in his seat when his friend asks him ;kyon sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai.;
Sardarji replies ;Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai aur pata hai ki cinema hai,
lekin voh to janwar hai, usko kya pata
Sardar jee on a bike crossing a border of pakistan the pakistani guard stop the sardar and ask:
Guard: What is in bag?
sardar: Sand...
Guard took the bag and open it....It's full of sand.
The guard examine's the sand under different devices..
But it's only pure sand..
Guard give bag to sardar jee and ask him to leave..
Afer three week's again sardar came on bike and the guard ask
Guard: What is in bag?
Sardar: Sand..
Again the guard have look in the bag and it's pure sand..
He made all previous methods to insure that there is no weapon's
aur drug's in sand but it's clear again..
Now it's routine of sardar to come to border and again the guard take all precautionery measure's to insure that the sand is pure.
After some year's the guard met sardar in islamabad
Guard say's that now i am retired and plzzz tell me that what are you smuggling across border?
Sardar say's: Stupid BIKE"S
ahhahhahaa gr888
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Originally Posted by Rudy King
"Beautiful Words"
#Waqt Ka Pta Tab Chalta Hai Jab
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Jab Aap GHARIDekhtey Hein...!
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Talliyaan
haha..waqauee taaliyaaan:DQuote:
Originally Posted by vrfranks
Santa class me haans raha tha,
Ek ladka bola : Stand UP, kaun ho tum?
Santa : Tum kaun ho?
Ladka : Mein monitor hu
Santa : Te phir mein CPU hu!!!