Laugh out Loud (hehehehehehe)

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Police Inspector: Have you caught the thief? http://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/i...eusa_think.gif
Hawaldar: No, but I found some trace of him.http://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/i...s/eusa_doh.gif
Police Inspector: What? http://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/i...usa_boohoo.gif
Hawaldar: Finger prints. http://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/i...usa_shifty.gif
Police Inspector: Where? http://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/i...eusa_think.gif
Hawaldar: On my cheeks.http://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/i...ns/eusa_eh.gif

A man and his wife were walking on a busy street. Coming to a corner a begger shouted out to the lady:
"Oh sundari!!! andhha huu. sawa panch rupya de de" (Oh beautiful!! I am blind give me five and a quarter rupees)

At once her husband told her: "de de, de de, tujhhe sundari bola hai to har haal me ye andhha hi hai!!" (Give him what he asks, If he thinks you are beautiful then there is no doubt that he is blind!!)
http://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/i.../eusa_clap.gif

sardar:maths which fail kyun hoyan?
son:kadi teacher kehndi ae 5+3=8
agle din kehndi ae 6+2=8
phir kehndi ae 4+4=8 . . . . . .
duffer nu aap hi confirm nahi menu ki sikhana see.

Santa apni gal friend ko I Luv kehta hai aur gir jata hai.
Gal: Yeh kya kar rahe ho?
Santa: I'm falling in love.http://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/i...eusa_drool.gif

Sardar: Bhagwan mujhe dard de,
Dukh de,
tention de,
mujhe barbad kar de,
mere piche BHoot laga de,

Bhagwan: Abe ullo ek line me bol ke biwi chahiye.

Why did 18 Sardars go to a movie?
Because below 18 was not allowedhttp://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/i.../eusa_wall.gif

Professor:Chemical symbol of Barium?
Sardar: BA
Professor:For sodium?
Sardar: NA
Professor:What will we get if 1 atom of BA
& 2 atoms of NA combined?
Sardar: BANANA

Hitler says,
“There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary”
Sardar says:Ab bolne se kiya fayidah?
“Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na”http://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/i...eusa_dance.gif

A sardarji aur biwi ek taxi main baith tey hain.

Taxi waala ghaur ghaur sey sardarji ki biwi ko taar ta rahta hai.

Sardarji ko barra ghussa aata aur kehtey hain:
"gaari roko. abb tum peechey betho aur mein gaari chalonga."http://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/i...usa_boohoo.gif

TEACHER to STUDENT: Sach or Wehem main kya farq hai

STUDENT: Teacher aap humen parha rahi hain yeh sach hai.

TEACHER to STUDENT: Or Wehem

STUDENT: Or hum par rahe hain yeh aap ka wehem hai http://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/i...sa_naughty.gif