Koi Hay

[FOOl]

Koi PTI, MQM, JI, PPPP ka worker hay yahan pe?

[Admin]

Alex Abbaxi here.

background belong to hanif abbaxi x mna. and shahid haqan abbaxi

[UmerAmer]

UmerAmer Also here

[FOOl]

U kis party ko support ker rhe ho?

UmerAmer (http://www.urdutehzeb.com/member.php/36-UmerAmer)

[Ria]

yes I'm here from Urdu tehzeb party.....

[Admin]

U kis party ko support ker rhe ho?

UmerAmer (http://www.urdutehzeb.com/member.php/36-UmerAmer)

15 years se noon k sath hn

[FOOl]

yes I'm here from Urdu tehzeb party.....

Yeh political party hay ji?

[FOOl]

15 years se noon k sath hn

Phir to u apna hi bhai howa, Yahan koi PTI ka burger bacha nhi hay kiya?

[Admin]

Phir to u apna hi bhai howa, Yahan koi PTI ka burger bacha nhi hay kiya?

ahahaah

burger bachay bhaag gye mulk se...

garam hawa ju chal rai hy in dino pak mai

[illusionist]

Illusionist here ........ 1996 sai "MeeM" k sath hoon ..... :-p

[Mamin Mirza]

Illusionist here ........ 1996 sai "MeeM" k sath hoon ..... :-p

MeeM yani maulana tahirul qadri.............. :P..?????


Na, humaaray mohtram Peer Sahib :-p

[Anmol]

mein PTI k sath hn :)

[Mamin Mirza]

Na, humaaray mohtram Peer Sahib :-p @illusionist (http://www.urdutehzeb.com/member.php?u=31)
phir say edit kiya,reply k bajaye,hahahahaha
ye kahin pay nighain kahin nishana mouse badal lain,
kahin iski khata kari k nishanay par aapki gardan na ajaye :P

[illusionist]

Na, humaaray mohtram Peer Sahib :-p @illusionist (http://www.urdutehzeb.com/member.php?u=31)
phir say edit kiya,reply k bajaye,hahahahaha
ye kahin pay nighain kahin nishana mouse badal lain,
kahin iski khata kari k nishanay par aapki gardan na ajaye :P


:( ;;;;;;;

[FOOl]

ahahaah

burger bachay bhaag gye mulk se...

garam hawa ju chal rai hy in dino pak mai


Wo bhaga nhi hay, Instructions lene giya hay,

[UmerAmer]

Mein imran khan ke sath hon
pti ke sath

[FOOl]

mein PTI k sath hn :)

PTI ..................... Good me bhi wait kr raha tha koi PTI ka bacha samne aay,

[FOOl]

Mein imran khan ke sath hon
pti ke sath


Goood............ Ready rehna bhagne k liye bachu.

[FOOl]

Illusionist here ........ 1996 sai "MeeM" k sath hoon ..... :-p

Meem Bolen to....................

[FOOl]

Na, humaaray mohtram Peer Sahib :-p @illusionist (http://www.urdutehzeb.com/member.php?u=31)
phir say edit kiya,reply k bajaye,hahahahaha
ye kahin pay nighain kahin nishana mouse badal lain,
kahin iski khata kari k nishanay par aapki gardan na ajaye :P

U ne bataya nhi bachu ..........................

[illusionist]

U ne bataya nhi bachu ..........................

Her baat bachoon ko batanay ki nahi hoti warna climax ka maza kharab ho jaata hai :-p

[FOOl]

Chalo khud hi saanp bil se bahir aa jeiga,

[Ria]

Yeh political party hay ji?

haan na, lakin aam poltics parties sy diiferent real politics...:)

[FOOl]

haan na, lakin aam poltics parties sy diiferent real politics...:)

Is ka mission kiya hay ji ?

[Ria]

Is ka mission kiya hay ji ?

ab aap itny b bachy nahi k mission sy waqif na houn..

[Anmol]

PTI ..................... Good me bhi wait kr raha tha koi PTI ka bacha samne aay,
main bacha nhi bachi hn ;hansi::

[FOOl]

ab aap itny b bachy nahi k mission sy waqif na houn..

Ger me ke Sher ke khilaf eik lafz bhi bola to phir...................................

[FOOl]

main bacha nhi bachi hn ;hansi::

Oh to phir eik kaam kerna, Jub hum apes men ler rhe hon to u chamcha utha ke beech men nah aa jana,

[Ria]

Ger me ke Sher ke khilaf eik lafz bhi bola to phir...................................

me ny to abhi kuch b nahi bola, aap khud e pehly darr gy aur hafz e ma taqdam k toor py dhamki b dy dali

[FOOl]

me ny to abhi kuch b nahi bola, aap khud e pehly darr gy aur hafz e ma taqdam k toor py dhamki b dy dali

Is liye keh u pehle bhi beech men aane ki koshish krti rhi ho ur phr der ke bhagti rhi ho, is baar me ne bhagne bhi nhi dena.

[UmerAmer]

Goood............ Ready rehna bhagne k liye bachu.

theek hai hum ready hain

[Admin]

theek hai hum ready hain

ye bataoo

paksitan tareeek e insaaf ka.matlab kia hy :)

[Anmol]

Oh to phir eik kaam kerna, Jub hum apes men ler rhe hon to u chamcha utha ke beech men nah aa jana,
hahahah....ok fool ji hum chamcha utha kar nhi laye gy pistol ly aye gy ;)

[FOOl]

hahahah....ok fool ji hum chamcha utha kar nhi laye gy pistol ly aye gy ;)


Pistol konsi, Paani wali?

[Mamin Mirza]

U ne bataya nhi bachu ..........................

aap meray mukhatib tou nahi thy magar ab chonk aapne darmiyan man madakhlat kar hi dali hai tou achi tarhan sun lain
pehli aur akhri baar
main PAKISTAN say hoon,aur PAKISTANI hoon,aai samjh....!!
mera bas chalay tou saray siyah sat daanon ko aik qatar main khara kar k goliyun say bhun dalon.....!!!

[Mamin Mirza]

:( ;;;;;;;

:dhanda:.........................!!

[FOOl]

aap meray mukhatib tou nahi thy magar ab chonk aapne darmiyan man madakhlat kar hi dali hai tou achi tarhan sun lain
pehli aur akhri baar
main PAKISTAN say hoon,aur PAKISTANI hoon,aai samjh....!!
mera bas chalay tou saray siyah sat daanon ko aik qatar main khara kar k goliyun say bhun dalon.....!!!

Oh Baji galti ho gai, Aap to gteat ho ji,

[Anmol]

Pistol konsi, Paani wali?
nhi ji real wali ...

[FOOl]

nhi ji real wali ...

Kabhi dekhi bhi hay real wali,

Chal me ek thread thok raha hon, dekhta hon u pistol hath men paker ke kaise chalati hay,

[Anmol]

Kabhi dekhi bhi hay real wali,

Chal me ek thread thok raha hon, dekhta hon u pistol hath men paker ke kaise chalati hay,
ap sirf dekny ki baat kar rahy ho mein ny chali b hai... dekti tu har roz hn :)

[FOOl]

ap sirf dekny ki baat kar rahy ho mein ny chali b hai... dekti tu har roz hn :)

Oh u to phir bari dangerous ho, u se to door door hi rehna chaiye, u ki pistol kitte false tak goli maar skti hay?

[Anmol]

Oh u to phir bari dangerous ho, u se to door door hi rehna chaiye, u ki pistol kitte false tak goli maar skti hay?
bs u bach k raho bachu...gussa nhi delana mujy warna..........agy u khud samjdar bachy ho :p
meri nhi mery sweet abbu ji ki hai :)

[FOOl]

bs u bach k raho bachu...gussa nhi delana mujy warna..........agy u khud samjdar bachy ho :p
meri nhi mery sweet abbu ji ki hai :)

Ub me ko kiya pata u ko kin baton pe gussa aata hay, U ke Kaptaan ki ager me waat lagaon to u ko gussa to nhi aaeiga na,

U ke Abbu Police men to nhi hen?

[Anmol]

Ub me ko kiya pata u ko kin baton pe gussa aata hay, U ke Kaptaan ki ager me waat lagaon to u ko gussa to nhi aaeiga na,

U ke Abbu Police men to nhi hen?
Imran khan k bary mein kuch b kaha tu muj sy bura koi nhi ho ga abi sy u ko bata rahi hn ...
mery uncle police mein hai :)

[FOOl]

Imran khan k bary mein kuch b kaha tu muj sy bura koi nhi ho ga abi sy u ko bata rahi hn ...
mery uncle police mein hai :)

Me ko pehle hi shaq ho giya tha keh u kisi Police family se belong kerti ho, Kionkeh u ka lehja thaane daroN wala hay,

U ke Kaptaan ki to me ne aisi waat lagani hay na keh wo 2018 ke election men seedha London ko bhaage ga ur peeche mur ke bhi nhi dekhega, Ur u ne to apni jooriyan chor ke bhaagna hay, Nhi bulkeh u ko eik joti u ke paoN men hogi ur dosri u ne hath men pakri hogi, ur bhagam bhaag bhaagam bhaag bhaagam bhaag ...............................

[Anmol]

Me ko pehle hi shaq ho giya tha keh u kisi Police family se belong kerti ho, Kionkeh u ka lehja thaane daroN wala hay,

U ke Kaptaan ki to me ne aisi waat lagani hay na keh wo 2018 ke election men seedha London ko bhaage ga ur peeche mur ke bhi nhi dekhega, Ur u ne to apni jooriyan chor ke bhaagna hay, Nhi bulkeh u ko eik joti u ke paoN men hogi ur dosri u ne hath men pakri hogi, ur bhagam bhaag bhaagam bhaag bhaagam bhaag ...............................
mein police family sy nahi pathan family sy belong karti hn ...u bs waat hi lagana or kuch na karna ...bs u agy dekty jao or sabar karo u ko khud hi pata chala jaye ga k kon bhaagta hai or kon bhaagata hai :)

[FOOl]

mein police family sy nahi pathan family sy belong karti hn ...u bs waat hi lagana or kuch na karna ...bs u agy dekty jao or sabar karo u ko khud hi pata chala jaye ga k kon bhaagta hai or kon bhaagata hai :)

Oh Pathan, Me ko bara der lgta hay in PathanoN se, Oper se pistol u k hath men, Baji u to me ki Baji ho na, Gussa Khatam ker do na, Yeh lo Naswaar Me ki tarf se Ur Shaant ho jao,

U ke Kaptaan ki to me ne dor zaror lagwani hay, Kionkeh wo me ke Sher ko Ooy ker ke bulata hay,

[Anmol]

Oh Pathan, Me ko bara der lgta hay in PathanoN se, Oper se pistol u k hath men, Baji u to me ki Baji ho na, Gussa Khatam ker do na, Yeh lo Naswaar Me ki tarf se Ur Shaant ho jao,

U ke Kaptaan ki to me ne dor zaror lagwani hay, Kionkeh wo me ke Sher ko Ooy ker ke bulata hay,
lolzz...gussa nhi kar rahi filhaal samja rahi hn u ko k panga is not changa ;)
& ap ko batati chalon mein kisi b type ka nashaa nhi karti so again ye nasha karny wali baat na karna bachy :)
oye hoye u bs isliye imran khan pr gussa ho k unhon ny u k sher ko Ooy keh kar bulaya hai..tu janab un aawam sy kasy panga lo gy jo na jany u k sher ko kin kin namon sy bulaty hain...mein yaha wo naam mention tu nhi karna chahon gi coz phir u ko bht taklif ho gi or mujy kisi ko taklif dena pasand nhi... isliye u bs khamosh raha karo kuch karna hai tu sweet Pak k liye kuch acha karo...sirf waat na lagya karo esa na ho u ki apni waat lag jaye :)

[Ria]

Is liye keh u pehle bhi beech men aane ki koshish krti rhi ho ur phr der ke bhagti rhi ho, is baar me ne bhagne bhi nhi dena.

jee nahi ab hum kahe ja b nahi rahy...
tasli rakhiey

[CaLmInG MeLoDy]

یہاں تو سارے آ گئے اور چا گئے ہیں. سکھ چین شانتی کی نگری میں .

[illusionist]

FOOl ... entertainment ka alug section hae yahan sanjeeda guftugo ho to bahter hae.