Laugh out Loud (hehehehehehe)

[~KAYRA~]

http://www.tafrehmella.com/attachments/ha-ha-ha-gif.90891/


Police Inspector: Have you caught the thief? http://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/images/emoticons/eusa_think.gif
Hawaldar: No, but I found some trace of him.http://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/images/emoticons/eusa_doh.gif
Police Inspector: What? http://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/images/emoticons/eusa_boohoo.gif
Hawaldar: Finger prints. http://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/images/emoticons/eusa_shifty.gif
Police Inspector: Where? http://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/images/emoticons/eusa_think.gif
Hawaldar: On my cheeks.http://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/images/emoticons/eusa_eh.gif

[~KAYRA~]

A man and his wife were walking on a busy street. Coming to a corner a begger shouted out to the lady:
"Oh sundari!!! andhha huu. sawa panch rupya de de" (Oh beautiful!! I am blind give me five and a quarter rupees)

At once her husband told her: "de de, de de, tujhhe sundari bola hai to har haal me ye andhha hi hai!!" (Give him what he asks, If he thinks you are beautiful then there is no doubt that he is blind!!)
http://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/images/emoticons/eusa_clap.gif

[~KAYRA~]

sardar:maths which fail kyun hoyan?
son:kadi teacher kehndi ae 5+3=8
agle din kehndi ae 6+2=8
phir kehndi ae 4+4=8 . . . . . .
duffer nu aap hi confirm nahi menu ki sikhana see.

[~KAYRA~]

Santa apni gal friend ko I Luv kehta hai aur gir jata hai.
Gal: Yeh kya kar rahe ho?
Santa: I'm falling in love.http://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/images/emoticons/eusa_drool.gif

[~KAYRA~]

Sardar: Bhagwan mujhe dard de,
Dukh de,
tention de,
mujhe barbad kar de,
mere piche BHoot laga de,

Bhagwan: Abe ullo ek line me bol ke biwi chahiye.

[~KAYRA~]

Why did 18 Sardars go to a movie?
Because below 18 was not allowedhttp://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/images/emoticons/eusa_wall.gif

[~KAYRA~]

Professor:Chemical symbol of Barium?
Sardar: BA
Professor:For sodium?
Sardar: NA
Professor:What will we get if 1 atom of BA
& 2 atoms of NA combined?
Sardar: BANANA

[~KAYRA~]

Hitler says,
“There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary”
Sardar says:Ab bolne se kiya fayidah?
“Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na”http://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/images/emoticons/eusa_dance.gif

[~KAYRA~]

A sardarji aur biwi ek taxi main baith tey hain.

Taxi waala ghaur ghaur sey sardarji ki biwi ko taar ta rahta hai.

Sardarji ko barra ghussa aata aur kehtey hain:
"gaari roko. abb tum peechey betho aur mein gaari chalonga."http://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/images/emoticons/eusa_boohoo.gif

[~KAYRA~]

TEACHER to STUDENT: Sach or Wehem main kya farq hai

STUDENT: Teacher aap humen parha rahi hain yeh sach hai.

TEACHER to STUDENT: Or Wehem

STUDENT: Or hum par rahe hain yeh aap ka wehem hai http://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/images/emoticons/eusa_naughty.gif

[~KAYRA~]

teacher to sardar: what is the difference between landline and mobile phone?
sardar: landline per hum ungli se dial kerte hain or mobile per thumb se.

[~KAYRA~]

ik machar ik ladki ki coke me gir gaya.

ladki ne us ko jaise hi drink se nikala to wo bola.......MAAA

ladki ne pooocha me tumhari maa kese hui?

machar bola mein teri COKE se nikla hoon......MAA

[~KAYRA~]

Wife: Wo samay jo admi drink ker raha hai,
usko main nay 10 saal pehlay shadi k
liye inkaar kia tha.
Aaj tak sharab pee raha hayhttp://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/images/emoticons/eusa_liar.gif!
Husband: Wow! itni lambi celebrationhttp://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/images/emoticons/eusa_shifty.gifhttp://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/images/emoticons/eusa_clap.gif!

[~KAYRA~]

A person who surrenders when he’s WRONG,
is HONEST.
A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE,
is WISE.
A person who surrenders even if he’s RIGHT,
is a HUSBAND.!http://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/images/emoticons/eusa_boohoo.gif

[~KAYRA~]

Wife: Last nght I saw a dream tat u wer
sending me jewellery & clothes!
Husband: Yeah, I saw ur dad paying d bill.

[~KAYRA~]

Before marriage:
Roses are red, sky is blue,
O my darling! I love you…
After Marriage:
Roses are dead,
I have flu,
don’t come near me,
Paray hatt tuu,

[~KAYRA~]

Custome: Ye Bakra kitne ka hai?

Salesman: 500 Rs.

Customer: Itna sasta!

Salesman: China ka hai....

Koi gurantee nahi, ho sakta hai kal bhonkna shroo kar de...

[~KAYRA~]

aGr 1 FamiLy k..

WaLDen baChoN sE,


BachAy WaLdain Se,


B.v Shohar Se,


Bahoo SaAs Se,

Nand Bhabi Se,


Behnoi saALay sE,

Susar Daamad Se,


JhoOT BoLaIn..


To aIsi fAmILy kO Kya KahAin gE?
> Simple






Star Plushttp://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/editors/FCKEditorV2/editor/images/smiley/msn/tounge_smile.gif http://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/editors/FCKEditorV2/editor/images/smiley/msn/teeth_smile.gif

[~KAYRA~]

A B C D E F G H I J K . . . . (http://sms4smile.com/flirt-sms/a-b-c-d-e-f-g-h-i-j-k.html)A - U’r Attractive
B - U’r D Best
C - U’r Cute
D - U’r Dear 2 me
E - U’r Excellent
F - U’r Funny
G - U’r Gud Looking
H - He He He
I - I’m
J - Just
K - Kiddinghttp://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/images/emoticons/eusa_dance.gif

[~KAYRA~]

Study=Fail..[Proved !!!]
(Eq.1)------: Study=Dont Fail.

(Eq.2):----- Dont Study=Fail.

........Adding Eq 1&2......

Study+Dont Study=Fail+Dont Fail.

.......Taking Common.......

Study(1+Dont)=Fail(1+Dont).

.....Cut "(1+Dont)" On Both Side.

Solution:

Study=Fail.

HENCE PROVED... http://forum.kalpoint.com/enlighten/smilies/9r0z8y.gif

[~KAYRA~]

Software engineer and his wife

Husband - hey dear, I am logged in.http://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/editors/FCKEditorV2/editor/images/smiley/msn/kiss.gif

Wife - would you like to have some snacks?http://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/editors/FCKEditorV2/editor/images/smiley/msn/heart.gif
Husband - hard disk full.

Wife - have you brought the saree.http://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/editors/FCKEditorV2/editor/images/smiley/msn/angel_smile.gif
Husband - Bad command or file name.

Wife - but I told you about it in morninghttp://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/editors/FCKEditorV2/editor/images/smiley/msn/omg_smile.gif
Husband - erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.

Wife - hae bhagwan !forget it where's your salary.http://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/editors/FCKEditorV2/editor/images/smiley/msn/devil_smile.gif
Husband - file in use, read only, try after some time.

Wife - at least give me your credit card, I can do some shopping.http://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/editors/FCKEditorV2/editor/images/smiley/msn/cry_smile.gif
Husband - sharing violation, access denied.

Wife - I made a mistake in marrying you.http://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/editors/FCKEditorV2/editor/images/smiley/msn/angry_smile.gif
Husband - data type mismatch.

Wife - you are useless.http://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/editors/FCKEditorV2/editor/images/smiley/msn/angry_smile.gifhttp://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/images/emoticons/eusa_wall.gifhttp://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/images/emoticons/eusa_wall.gifhttp://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/images/emoticons/eusa_wall.gif
Husband - by default.http://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/editors/FCKEditorV2/editor/images/smiley/msn/wink_smile.gifhttp://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/images/emoticons/eusa_boohoo.gifhttp://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/images/emoticons/eusa_shifty.gif

[~KAYRA~]

Reason why never visit a 5 Star Hotel !!
Question : "What would you like to have ..Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, http://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/images/emoticons/eusa_boohoo.gif
Milo, or Coffee?"
Answer : "Tea please"
Question : " Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or http://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/images/emoticons/eusa_boohoo.gif
green tea ?"
Answer : "Ceylon tea "
Question : "How would you like it ? black or white ?"http://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/images/emoticons/eusa_boohoo.gif
Answer : "White"
Question : "Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk ?"http://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/images/emoticons/eusa_boohoo.gif
Answer: "With milk "
Question : "Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk"http://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/images/emoticons/eusa_boohoo.gif
Answer : "With cow milk please.
Question : " Milk from Freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow?"http://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/images/emoticons/eusa_boohoo.gif
Answer : " Um, I'll take it black. "
Question : " Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"http://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/images/emoticons/eusa_boohoo.gif
Answer : "With sugar"
Question : " Beet sugar or Cane sugar ?"http://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/images/emoticons/eusa_boohoo.gif
Answer : "Cane sugar "
Question :" White , brown or yellow sugar ?"http://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/images/emoticons/eusa_boohoo.gif
Answer : "Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead."http://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/images/emoticons/eusa_boohoo.gif
Question: "Mineral water or Still water ? "http://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/images/emoticons/eusa_boohoo.gif
Answer : "Mineral water"
Question : "Flavored or non-flavored ?http://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/images/emoticons/eusa_boohoo.gif"
Answer : "I'll rather die of thirst http://forum.kalpoint.com/images/smilies/0022.gif http://forum.kalpoint.com/images/smilies/0022.gif http://forum.kalpoint.com/images/smilies/zuban.gifhttp://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/images/emoticons/eusa_wall.gifhttp://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/images/emoticons/eusa_wall.gifhttp://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/images/emoticons/eusa_wall.gifhttp://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/editors/FCKEditorV2/editor/images/smiley/msn/angry_smile.gifhttp://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/editors/FCKEditorV2/editor/images/smiley/msn/angry_smile.gif

[~KAYRA~]

May I know the time please?!
http://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/editors/FCKEditorV2/editor/images/smiley/msn/regular_smile.gif

Young Man: Sir, may I know the time, please?http://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/editors/FCKEditorV2/editor/images/smiley/msn/shades_smile.gif

Old Man: Certainly not.http://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/images/emoticons/eusa_whistle.gifhttp://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/images/emoticons/eusa_whistle.gifhttp://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/images/emoticons/eusa_whistle.gif

Young Man: Sir, but why? What are you going to loose, if you tell me the time? http://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/editors/FCKEditorV2/editor/images/smiley/msn/omg_smile.gif

Old Man: Yes, I may loose something if I tell you the time.http://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/images/emoticons/eusa_snooty.gifhttp://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/images/emoticons/eusa_snooty.gifhttp://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/images/emoticons/eusa_snooty.gif

Young Man: But Sir, can you tell me how?http://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/images/emoticons/eusa_wall.gifhttp://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/images/emoticons/eusa_wall.gifhttp://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/images/emoticons/eusa_wall.gif

Old Man: See, if I tell you the time you will definitely thank me and may be tomorrow again you will ask me the time. http://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/editors/FCKEditorV2/editor/images/smiley/msn/angel_smile.gif

Young Man: Quite possible.http://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/images/emoticons/eusa_shifty.gif

Old Man: May be we meet two three times more and you will ask my name and address.http://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/images/emoticons/eusa_think.gif

Young Man: Quite possible.http://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/images/emoticons/eusa_doh.gifhttp://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/editors/FCKEditorV2/editor/images/smiley/msn/envelope.gif

Old Man: One day you may come to my house saying you were just passing by and came into wish me. Then as a courtesy, I will offer you a cup of tea. After my courteous approach you will try to come again. This time you will appreciate tea and ask who has made it.?

Young Man: Possiblehttp://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/editors/FCKEditorV2/editor/images/smiley/msn/teeth_smile.gif

Old Man: made it Then I will tell you that my daughter has and I will then have to introduce my young and pretty daughter to you &; you will admire my daughter. http://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/editors/FCKEditorV2/editor/images/smiley/msn/thumbs_up.gif

Young Man: Smiles. http://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/Images/Emoticons/eusa_angel.gifhttp://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/images/emoticons/eusa_dance.gif


Old Man: My daughter may start liking you and start waiting for you. After meeting regularly you will fall in love with her and propose her for marriage. http://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/images/emoticons/eusa_think.gif

Young Man: Smiles http://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/Images/Emoticons/eusa_angel.gif

Old Man: One day both of you will come to me and tell me about your love and ask for my permission.http://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/images/emoticons/eusa_think.gif

Young Man: Oh Yes! And smiles http://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/Images/Emoticons/eusa_angel.gifhttp://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/editors/FCKEditorV2/editor/images/smiley/msn/heart.gif

Old Man: (Angrily) Young man, I will never marry my daughter to a person like you who does not even own a watch. http://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/images/emoticons/eusa_boohoo.gifhttp://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/images/emoticons/eusa_snooty.gifhttp://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/editors/FCKEditorV2/editor/images/smiley/msn/angry_smile.gif

[~KAYRA~]

Confusion:.file:///C:/DOCUME~1/ADMINI~1/LOCALS~1/Temp/moz-screenshot.jpgfile:///C:/DOCUME~1/ADMINI~1/LOCALS~1/Temp/moz-screenshot-1.jpg
Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan?

Operator: Yes, you can speak to me.

Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!

Operator: Yes I understand you want to speak to anyone. You can speak to me. Who is this?

Caller: I'm Sam Wan. And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent.

Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about? http://forum.kalpoint.com/images/smilies/0001.gif

Caller: Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noe Wan was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital.

Operator: Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this! http://forum.kalpoint.com/images/smilies/0022.gif http://forum.kalpoint.com/images/smilies/0001.gif
http://forum.kalpoint.com/images/smilies/0035.gif
Caller: You are so rude! Who are you? http://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/images/emoticons/eusa_wall.gifhttp://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/images/emoticons/eusa_wall.gifhttp://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/images/emoticons/eusa_wall.gif

Operator: I'm Saw Ree.

Caller: Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!

Operator: That's what I said. I'm Saw Ree.http://forum.kalpoint.com/images/smilies/0035.gif

[~KAYRA~]

Dulha ki Apppp Beteeeeeeeeee
first YEAR

Abhi shaadi ka pehla hi saal tha, http://forum.kalpoint.com/images/smilies/0017.gif
khushi ke maare mera bura haal tha,
khushiyaan kuch yoon umad rahin thi, http://forum.kalpoint.com/images/smilies/0016.gif
ki sambhale nahi sambhal rahi thi,

subah subah madam ka chai le kar aana http://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/editors/FCKEditorV2/editor/images/smiley/msn/heart.gifhttp://forum.kalpoint.com/images/smilies/0011.gifhttp://forum.kalpoint.com/images/smilies/0016.gif http://forum.kalpoint.com/images/smilies/0011.gif
thoda sharmate hue hume need se jagana,
wo pyaar bhara hath humare ballon main
phirana, muskurate hue kehna ki darling chai to pi lo, http://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/editors/FCKEditorV2/editor/images/smiley/msn/angel_smile.gif
jaldi se ready ho jao,
aap ko office bhi hai jana. http://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/images/emoticons/eusa_dance.gif

gharwali bhagwan ka roop le kar aayi thi, http://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/editors/FCKEditorV2/editor/images/smiley/msn/kiss.gif
dil or dimag par poori tarah chai thi,
saans bhi lete thy to naam usi ka hota tha, http://forum.kalpoint.com/images/smilies/0006.gif
ik pal bhi door jeena dushwar hota tha.



5 saal baad........
http://forum.kalpoint.com/images/smilies/0018.gifhttp://forum.kalpoint.com/images/smilies/0037.gifhttp://forum.kalpoint.com/images/smilies/0023.gif http://forum.kalpoint.com/images/icons/033102smiled_1_prv.gifhttp://forum.kalpoint.com/images/smilies/0018.gif



subah subah madam ka chai le kar aana,
table par rakh kar jor se chilana,
aaj office jao to munna ko school chodte hue jana..............

ek baar phir wohi awaaj ayi, http://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/editors/FCKEditorV2/editor/images/smiley/msn/angry_smile.gif
kya baat hai abhi tak chorri nahi charpai, http://forum.kalpoint.com/images/smilies/0026.gif
agar munna late ho gaya to dekh lena, http://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/editors/FCKEditorV2/editor/images/smiley/msn/devil_smile.gif
munna ki teachers ko phir khud hi sambhaal lena.

na jane gharwali kaisa roop le kar aayi thi, http://forum.kalpoint.com/images/smilies/0019.gif
dil aur dimaag par kali ghata chai thi, file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/Administrator/Desktop/chat.gif
sans bhi lete hai to uni ka khayal hota hai, http://forum.kalpoint.com/images/smilies/0001.gif
har samay jehan main ek hi sawal hota hai, http://forum.kalpoint.com/images/smilies/0039.gif
kya kabhi wo din lot ke ayenge,
hum ek bar phir kuwaaren ban payenge
. http://forum.kalpoint.com/images/smilies/0033.gif http://forum.kalpoint.com/images/smilies/0026.gifhttp://forum.kalpoint.com/images/smilies/0024.gif

[~KAYRA~]

sardarni writes to sardar ghar kab aarahe ho msg kerk batao.

sardar writes to her

"nahi bata sakta balance kam hai."

[~KAYRA~]

WHICH IS THE MOST CONFUSING DAY IN AMERICA ?

FATHERS DAY....!!!!!!

COZ....

NOBODY KNOWS

WHOM TO WISH

oops lolz

[~KAYRA~]

aik dehati aurat chek cash karwany bank gae
claerk=yahan sign karo
aurat=kaisy?
clerk=jaisy khat k akhir may likhty hain
she wrote=faqat twady kaky de maa.

[~KAYRA~]

ek sardar sari zindage ek masle per souchta raha
bus yahe souchte souchte woh buddha hogaya or souchte souchte he mar gaya,

jub woh mar raha tha to us ki man ney poucha k beta ab to teri jan nikal rahe hay ab to bata dey k tu kiya souchta rehta tha jis ki waja se aj tujhey heart attack hogaya,http://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/images/emoticons/eusa_eh.gif

to us ney kaha maaa mein yeh souchta rehta tha k >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>http://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/images/emoticons/eusa_wall.gifhttp://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/images/emoticons/eusa_wall.gifhttp://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/images/emoticons/eusa_wall.gifhttp://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/images/emoticons/eusa_wall.gif



http://forum.kalpoint.com/images/smilies/0026.gif MERA EK BHAYE HAY TO MERI BEHAN K DO KAISEYYYYYY?????http://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/images/emoticons/eusa_wall.gifhttp://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/images/emoticons/eusa_wall.gifhttp://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/images/emoticons/eusa_wall.gifhttp://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/images/emoticons/eusa_doh.gifhttp://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/images/emoticons/eusa_doh.gif

[~KAYRA~]

USTAAD NE STUDENTS SE KAHA JO SAB SE PEHLE TRAIN BANAEGA,http://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/images/emoticons/eusa_boohoo.gif

USS KO GIFT MILAYGI TO SAB STUDENT MASROOF HO GAY BANANE MEIN LEKIN 1 LADKA IN MEIN SE FOURAN PAPER LEKE AA GAYAhttp://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/images/emoticons/eusa_clap.gif

AUR BLANK PAPER SIR KO DEKHAYA SIR BOLA YEH TO KHALI HAI LADKE NE JAWAB DIA K MAINE BAHOT TEZ TRAIN BANAEI THI JO AAP KE DEKH NE SE PEHLE HI CHALI GAY.
http://forum.kalpoint.com/images/smilies/0020.gifhttp://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/images/emoticons/eusa_boohoo.gif

[~KAYRA~]

INTERVIWER: TELL ME OPPOSITE OF GOOD...http://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/images/emoticons/eusa_think.gifhttp://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/images/emoticons/eusa_think.gifhttp://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/images/emoticons/eusa_think.gif



SARDAR: BADhttp://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/images/emoticons/eusa_shifty.gif



INT: COME.....http://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/images/emoticons/eusa_think.gif



SARDAR: GOhttp://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/images/emoticons/eusa_shifty.gif



INT: UGLY....http://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/images/emoticons/eusa_think.gif



SARDAR: PICHLIhttp://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/editors/FCKEditorV2/editor/images/smiley/msn/shades_smile.gif



INT:UGLY????http://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/images/emoticons/eusa_think.gifhttp://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/images/emoticons/eusa_think.gifhttp://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/images/emoticons/eusa_think.gif



SARDAR: PICHLIhttp://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/editors/FCKEditorV2/editor/images/smiley/msn/embaressed_smile.gif



INT:SHUT UP.....


SARDAR: KEEP TALKINGhttp://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/images/emoticons/eusa_wall.gifhttp://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/images/emoticons/eusa_wall.gif



INT: GET OUT.....http://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/editors/FCKEditorV2/editor/images/smiley/msn/angry_smile.gif



SARDAR: COME IN



INT: OH MY GOD

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SARDAR: OH MY DEVILhttp://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/editors/FCKEditorV2/editor/images/smiley/msn/devil_smile.gif



INT: U R REJECTED

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SARDAR: I M SELECTED.http://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/images/emoticons/eusa_dance.gifhttp://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/images/emoticons/eusa_dance.gifhttp://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/images/emoticons/eusa_dance.gifhttp://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/images/emoticons/eusa_dance.gif




BALLE BALLE

[~KAYRA~]

aik sardar ko truck ny takker mar de
sardaar ka dost:yar jo hoona tha ho gya par tu itna dara hoa q hy
sarda:q k os truck k pechchay likha hoa tha "phir milain gay"

[~KAYRA~]

70 year old man





70 year old man apni wife se
main tumhare liye asman se tarre tor
k la sakta hun. Wife mouh se
mong phalli to tori nahi jati chale
hain akhrote torne

[~KAYRA~]

Bill Gates- After Death

Well, Bill," said God, "I'm really confused on this one. I'm not sure
whether to send you to Heaven or Hell! After all, you helped society
enormously by putting a computer in almost every home in the world and
yet you created that ghastly Windows. I'm going to do something I've
never done before. I'm going to let you decide where you want to go!"

Mr. Gates replied, "Well, thanks, Lord. What's the difference between
the two?"

God said, "You can take a peek at both places briefly if it will help
you decide. Shall we look at Hell first?" "Sure!" said Bill. "Let's go!"

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Bill was amazed! He saw a clean, white sandy beach with clear waters.
There were thousands of beautiful women running around, playing in the
water, laughing and frolicking about.

The sun was shining and the temperature was just perfect!

Bill said, "This is great! If this is Hell, I can't wait to see Heaven!"

To which God replied, "Let's go!" and off they went. Bill saw puffy
white clouds in a beautiful blue sky with angels drifting about playing
harps and singing.

It was nice, but surely not as enticing as Hell. Mr. Gates thought for
only a brief moment and rendered his decision.
"God, I do believe I would like to go to Hell."

"As you desire," said God.

Two weeks later, God decided to check up on the late billionaire to see
how things were going. He found Bill shackled to a wall, screaming among
the hot flames in a dark cave. He was being burned and tortured by
demons.

"How ya doin', Bill?" asked God. Bill responded with anguish anddespair.

"This is awful! This is not what I expected at all! What happened to the
beach and the beautiful women playing in the water?"


"Oh, THAT!" said God. "That was the screen saver"http://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/images/emoticons/eusa_wall.gifhttp://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/images/emoticons/eusa_wall.gifhttp://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/images/emoticons/eusa_wall.gifhttp://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/images/emoticons/eusa_wall.gifhttp://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/images/emoticons/eusa_wall.gif

[~KAYRA~]

Bikhari Ne Hotel Taj me phone Kia… http://www.hallagulla.com/urdu/images/smilies/3d/policeman.gif

Bhikari : Hallo Taj Hotel? http://www.hallagulla.com/urdu/images/smilies/3d/geek.gif

Taj : Ha Ji http://www.hallagulla.com/urdu/images/smilies/3d/wubclub.gif

Bhikari : 1Pizza, 1Biryani,1RasMalai.. ... Bhej Do http://www.hallagulla.com/urdu/images/smilies/3d/notworthy.gif

Taj : Kiske Nam Pe Bheju Sir http://www.hallagulla.com/urdu/images/smilies/3d/jiggy.gif

Bhikari : Allah K Nam Pe Bhej do http://www.hallagulla.com/urdu/images/smilies/3d/wink.gif

[~KAYRA~]

saima ka mangatar kafi arsy sy Dubai gaya howa tha aur ab shadi k liy any wala tha
ak roz saima ny sharmaty howy uzma ko batia k
" wo Dubai main apny dosto sy kahta phir raha hy k main shahir ki sab sy hassen larki sy
shadi karny ja raha hoon"
hay Allah ya to bohat bori baat hy uzma ny kaha
"itna arsa os ny mangni tomhary sath rakhi aur ab shadi kisi aur sy karny ja raha hy"

[~KAYRA~]

ak larki pahli bar bahri jahaz main safar kar rahi thi
aur boht khofzada thi chand gahnton k bad wo captan k pass gai
aur boli "agar samandar main jahaz k samny koi chatan ajay to kia hoga"
kuch nahi captan ny kaha "chatan mazrat kar k ak taraf hat jay gi"

[~KAYRA~]

Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
Srudent : "The moon".

Teacher : "Why?"

Student : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it". http://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/Images/Emoticons/eusa_angel.gif

[~KAYRA~]

Dear Boss,

RE: How to solve Y2K universal problem?

We have found solution after tiring job of 18 months as follows.

Januark, Februark, March, April, Mak, June, Julk, August, September, October, November, December

As well as:
Sundak, Mondak, Tuesdak, Wednesdak Thursdak, Fridak, Saturdak.


Sincerely yours,



Santa Singh
Project Leader Y2K
(Y to K)

[~KAYRA~]

4 singh business kerne ka sochte hain
sab se pehle wo ek resturant kholte hain
liken koi bhi restaurant main nahi ata
kiyo
kiyo k reastaurant k door pe wo likh dete hain k
visitors not allowed:)
phir
wo ek car mechanic ki dukaan kholte hain
liken koi bhi dukaan pe nahi ata
kiyo
kiyo k unki dukaan 2 floor pe hoti hai:)
phir
wo ek taxi khareedte hain k taxi chalian gain
liken koi bhi taxi ko rokta nahi hai
kiyo
kiyo k wo 4 ke 4 khud hi taxi main bethe hote hain:)
phir
wo sochte hain k ye taxi bhi hamare kisi kam ki nahi hai
is ko samander main daal dete hain
liken
wo bhi samander main nhi ja rahi hoti
kiyo
kiyo k do age se dhakka de rahe hote hain aur do peeche se:))

[~KAYRA~]

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[~KAYRA~]

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[~KAYRA~]

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[~KAYRA~]

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[~KAYRA~]

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[~KAYRA~]

Sardar got into a bus on 1st April
when conductor asked for ticket.
He gave Rs.10/-
and took the ticket and said april fool.
I have pass.

[~KAYRA~]

Judge: why r u arrested?
Sardar: for shopping early?
Judge: well, that’s not a crime,
anyway how early were u shopping?

Sardar: before opening the shop…..:p

[~KAYRA~]

bush and obama were sitting in a bar.
a man walks up to them and asks, what r u guys doing here?
bush: We r planning world war 3.
man: How?
bush: Well, we will kill 140 million muslims and one beautiful girl?
bush to obama: See, i told u, no one care about the 140 million muslims!

[~KAYRA~]

tip of the day.

3 muuli wale parathe,
2 gobi wale parathe,
1 plate mash ki daal,
1 boul ubly chane
ek sath khain
aur
chalte phirte cng station ban jayain;)

[~KAYRA~]

ek pathan rozana apne parosi ki bell baja ke bhag jata
ek din parosi ne pakad ker pocha ye kiya herkat hai?
pathan: Ye hum miss bell marta hai.

[~KAYRA~]

someone wrote to pathan agar tum zaheen ho to 100 ka blanc check bhejo
hoshiyar ho to 200 ka, aur agar dono ho to 300 ka bhejo
pathan sent 600 rupees and wrote
yara hum sab ka baap hai. ;)

[~KAYRA~]

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[~KAYRA~]

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[~KAYRA~]

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[~KAYRA~]

1 Pakistani dosre se: Yaar kehte hain iss baar jung computer se lari jaye gi???http://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/images/emoticons/eusa_silenced.gifhttp://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/images/emoticons/eusa_silenced.gifhttp://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/images/emoticons/eusa_silenced.gif

2nd: Haan! mizaile computer se control hotay hain na...http://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/images/emoticons/eusa_boohoo.gifhttp://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/images/emoticons/eusa_boohoo.gifhttp://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/images/emoticons/eusa_boohoo.gif

1st: Phir tau hum jang haar jain gay.http://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/images/emoticons/eusa_eh.gifhttp://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/images/emoticons/eusa_eh.gifhttp://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/images/emoticons/eusa_eh.gif

2nd: Woh kese???http://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/images/emoticons/eusa_think.gifhttp://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/images/emoticons/eusa_think.gifhttp://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/images/emoticons/eusa_think.gif

1st: Yaar agar mizaile chalanay se pahlay hi bijli chali gai tau???http://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/images/emoticons/eusa_doh.gifhttp://smilies.sofrayt.com/%5E/aiw/sclerosis.gifhttp://www.khanapakana.com/recipes/images/emoticons/eusa_doh.gif

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[~KAYRA~]

Police officer 2 his son!

Tumhara result acha nhi aaya,

Aaj se tumhara khelna aur T.V dekhna
band

Son!Ye 50 rupay pakro aur is baat ko yaheen dabado

[~KAYRA~]

doctor pathan se,,,,ye syrup 2 chamach 2 subha or 2 dopehr or 2 raat ko 3 din tak lena hai. http://www.pakurdu.net/forum2/Smileys/smilies_new/idiot2.gif http://www.pakurdu.net/forum2/Smileys/smilies_new/cheesy.gif
pthan,,,,apna dawai pass rakho humra ghar mein itna chamach nahin hai http://www.pakurdu.net/forum2/Smileys/smilies_new/tickedoff.gif

[~KAYRA~]

The sardarji goes to see Jurassic Park
and when the Dinosaurs start approaching
he is cowering in his seat when his friend asks him ;kyon sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai.;
Sardarji replies ;Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai aur pata hai ki cinema hai,
lekin voh to janwar hai, usko kya pata

[~KAYRA~]

Sardar jee on a bike crossing a border of pakistan the pakistani guard stop the sardar and ask:

Guard: What is in bag?
sardar: Sand...

Guard took the bag and open it....It's full of sand.
The guard examine's the sand under different devices..
But it's only pure sand..

Guard give bag to sardar jee and ask him to leave..

Afer three week's again sardar came on bike and the guard ask

Guard: What is in bag?
Sardar: Sand..

Again the guard have look in the bag and it's pure sand..

He made all previous methods to insure that there is no weapon's
aur drug's in sand but it's clear again..

Now it's routine of sardar to come to border and again the guard take all precautionery measure's to insure that the sand is pure.

After some year's the guard met sardar in islamabad

Guard say's that now i am retired and plzzz tell me that what are you smuggling across border?

Sardar say's: Stupid BIKE"S

[Admin]

ahhahhahaa gr888

[~KAYRA~]

ahhahhahaa gr888
:)>-

[vrfranks]

"Beautiful Words (http://girlspk.com/eid-1st-first-day-messages-2015/)"

#Waqt Ka Pta Tab Chalta Hai Jab
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Jab Aap GHARIDekhtey Hein...!

Wa G Wa
Talliyaan

[CaLmInG MeLoDy]

"Beautiful Words (http://girlspk.com/eid-1st-first-day-messages-2015/)"

#Waqt Ka Pta Tab Chalta Hai Jab
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Jab Aap GHARIDekhtey Hein...!

Wa G Wa
Talliyaan
haha..waqauee taaliyaaan:D

[hir]

Santa class me haans raha tha,
Ek ladka bola : Stand UP, kaun ho tum?
Santa : Tum kaun ho?
Ladka : Mein monitor hu
Santa : Te phir mein CPU hu!!!