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[CaLmInG MeLoDy]

Jawabaat parh kar toh aisa laga ..jaise khud ko yaa toh shehensha samajhte hain..ya intihaee bigraa hua..

1-phir aap khud bataaiye khud ko kia samajhte hain?

2-Maa g. matlab aap ki kamzori. Allah pak unko sehat salamti aur lambi zindagi se nawaze.Unke liye kia kar guzarne ki khuaahish hai?

3-father se to kutt khaate rehte hain.ye bataaiye mother se kab aur kion kutt khaate hain?

4-itni jo lambi zubaan chalti hai. isko tez karne ke liye mazeed kia nuskhe istimaal karte hian?

5-ap kia hain..is haqeeqaat ko kabhi khud bhi qabool kia hai..ya apne zhen par ye bojh parne nahi dete?

6-kisi ko qatal karna maqsood ho..toh konsa aalaa istimaal karainge.
chaqoo, talwaar, pistol, hathora, blade ya gichhi maror dainge?

7-konsi baat aap ko maar deti hai?

8-hazir jawaabi aap ka shewa hai ..ya aap hazir jawab hain?

9-jis qisam ki qualities aap ne apne wife ke liye bataai hain...is se toh lagta hia.shadi ke baad aap meter ho jaayainge.

10-agar meter ho gaye toh kia karainge?

jawabaat aap ke bohot dilchasp rahe..soch se hat kar koi baat kare..toh parhne main maza aata hai.

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1-phir aap khudbataaiye khud ko kia samajhte hain?
Aik nihayat serious, muhazab, suljha howa sada sa insan

2-Maa g. matlab aapki kamzori. Allah pak unko sehat salamti aur lambi zindagi se nawaze.Unke liyekia kar guzarne ki khuaahish hai?
Aameen Sum Aameen.Un kay liye aglay saal aik baho khareed dun ga, du bhi ho sakti hain agarhalaat according to plan rahay.

3-father se to kuttkhaate rehte hain.ye bataaiye mother se kab aur kion kutt khaate hain?
Bachpan mein partithi du classic kuttein yaad hain baghair batayee 4th class mein dost kay ghargeya wapsi per uniform change hee kar raha tha kay Maa G nay taar wala hangarmar mar winga kiya phir set karti aur new round… kiya zabardast nishan pary thaypori peyth pey … aik dafa patang chaht per seekh raha tha Maa g nay hockey tori shukar hai bhai kay sath 50 50share hoi thi

Overall Maa G is sosweet, dunya lakh bura kahti rahey hamesha defend karti rahti hain… Tujh meinRaab deykhta hai Maa G bus aur kiya kahoon

4-itni jo lambizubaan chalti hai. isko tez karne ke liye mazeed kia nuskhe istimaal kartehian?
Kuch nahi naturalAbba G ka 10 percent asar aaya hai

5-ap kia hain..ishaqeeqaat ko kabhi khud bhi qabool kia hai..ya apne zhen par ye bojh parne nahidete?
Haey Zalimoo! zindana rahnay deyna kuch din ju bachay hain.. Khud FP bhi FP say aashna nahi, kuchiss may tamaskhar hai zada, wAllah hai tu hai ,,, ab kiya karein blade mar leinkiya?

6-kisi ko qatalkarna maqsood ho..toh konsa aalaa istimaal karainge.
chaqoo, talwaar,pistol, hathora, blade ya gichhi maror dainge?
Apni choti si nassumein kali mirach daal kar cheekoon ki bheyanak tareen mout… ha ha haaaaa haaaaahaa Chooooooooooo!BSs

7-konsi baat aap komaar deti hai?
Ye kay mein marrakyun nahi zaroor koi big maqsad ho ga
, aur faristoon perbara tars aata hai abba g kay sath rahnay per Roz 10 guna pehlay say barijannat teyar karnay ka order zaroor aata hoga, itni mazdori

8-hazir jawaabi aapka shewa hai ..ya aap hazir jawab hain?
Gi shv: hai

9-jis qisam kiqualities aap ne apne wife ke liye bataai hain...is se toh lagta hia.shadi kebaad aap meter ho jaayainge.
Kyun? Meter hoti hai meri… biwi . (lol dis will get some serious raised eyebrows)

10-agar meter hogaye toh kia karainge?
Meter pehlay hee honisi waja say kisi ki zindagi barbaad nahi karna chahta.

jawabaat aap kebohot dilchasp rahe..soch se hat kar koi baat kare..toh parhne main maza aatahai.
mam I am flattered maza lies in the ankh of vakhinder,,,ooh galt angreji ho gai kiya tha wobeauty lies in the eye of saver bulbholder

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kiya matlab?
baat samj nahi aayi

wo kiya na humey tu kissi nay bataya... hum heyraan rah geya.

rey kitna paki doosti tha apna, tujh ko koi kuch kahta tu takleef tujh ko hee hota per khabi hum khul kay hansa... nahi naa

loug tera mazak banaya... hum nay khabi apni id say kuch kaha nahi, hamesha id badal kar point mara

re tujh ko apoun barish mein achaa nahi lagta na, aik baar kahta apoun *ala barish mein nahana hee chorh deyta

per kiya chookri loug ki tarhan khusar phusar karta... 'is ka signature theek hai'. post alert marta
bawa Islami requried full sattar main hai apoun... khud ko deykha yee guitar latka kay wo kiya thitar thitar kay bolta ,,, haan shah rukh ... shah rukh banta . guitar kon sa islam chalta re tu, chokri log ko pose marta kiya... khabi apoun shikayat kiya nahi kiya naa... apoun mou pey bolta ye nai kee peyt peychay waar, mou pey haar... banda beykaar

abhi kiya puranay chuwaray wargi shakal banata ... interview thanda parha fit sa reply mar hug:

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Hello testing one two three
Over!

oey yee function nai deykha table wala, iss ko bhi use kiya karo, forum nay paisa kharcha, paisey tu poray kiya karo

let's see

Conspiracy Theory	Y/N/May Be	Reason	Ref
Moon landing Hoax	May Be	Flag fly , Area 51, we have no technology to confirm or reject	Google
Kiya Tayaray Apay waje thay	Silent	nil	Drone aassi
Gwadar port na bananay deyna zada apnay dooston ka kam hai	Maslehataan poup	shhh apno kay teer per haey nahi kartay	Aid jassi
drops mein kuch peela peela hai	May be	Tussi sadday inay sajjan kiddon ho gaey kay muft ich gali gali kocha kocha, bachayaan nu kochi kochi	Could be false alarm but again we need our freakin research
Assi dahshat gard aan	Yes	Saray aakhdey nay tey hoon gay, assi keyra kissi nu kuj kehna	hun tv channel da naa lita teh menu saray FP look man keyna

[Arosa Hya]

100. last time konsi game khaili?
99. Bachpan mai kis kisam khilony pasand the?
98. Kia maslak ko importance dena drust hai?
97. Apne ap ko aik jumly mai bayan krain.
96.Fav 3D movie?
95. Konsa TV Channel zyada dekhty hain?
94. Cooking mai kuch bnana ata hai ya bs batain hi bnaty hain?
93. 24 hours mai apka pasandeeda waqt konsa h ?
92- ap k 3 weak points?
91. Qualification ?
94.

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100. last time konsi game khaili?
Tekken mein chootay cousin kay bohat mara

abi b ye game khailty hain....bachpan mai meri fav thi !

99. Bachpan mai kis kisam khilony pasand the?
Guns, cars, logo, Zoo

ahan!
98. Kia maslak ko importance dena drust hai?
kissi had tak haan, apna pata zaroor hona chaheeyee kay mein ye kyun hoon, rohani satisfaction honi chaheeyee ke maar kar poocha geya tu ye jawab ho ga, baki behass aur jhaghary mein nahi parhna chahyee, hasiyaat bus aik musalman hee asal hai

theek hai g
97. Apne ap ko aik jumly mai bayan krain.
har good bad field mein panga leynay wala.

Hmmmm
96.Fav 3D movie?
time nai mila

Bnany ka ya dekhny ka?

95. Konsa TV Channel zyada dekhty hain?
Geo, Ary
ufff
94. Cooking mai kuch bnana ata hai ya bs batain hi bnaty hain?
kafi kuch ban leyta hoon.
maslan?
93. 24 hours mai apka pasandeeda waqt konsa h ?
khanay ka specially chai ka

92- ap k 3 weak points?
Over Courteous
Anger management
aur arh geya jahan wahan arh geya; chahyee jaan jaey

ye weak points hai ya apni tareefain
91. Qualification ?
Matric Supply in welding

Jo clear kia wo bta dain......

[maya]

welcome guest ji....


hum zada late to nahi hoi....;Hiden:

[Arosa Hya]

90. are u brand concious?
89. Your Fear Factor?
88. The crazy thing u did recently?
87.The smallest bone in human body? name & location?
86.Your pet words ?
85.Do u like music? of what kind?
84.A comment on current political situation?
83.Complete it: if Gold become rusty the.............
82. Fav Writer urdu/eng?
81. A sentence for ur mother?
80.Why mostly pakistani don't prefer islamic culture over western/indian? Although all says islam is a complete code of life.

[tricky temi]

gud ho gia gggggggggggg

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gud ho gia gggggggggggg

gi
bus ab
abba g ki getryl aur seroxat lani hai