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      Funny Coffee With ???????????

      Assalam o Alaikum.

      aaj main jin ko coffee pe invite kar rahi hon.
      aap bhi unse yahan sawaal poochian.
      bazaahir toh wo.aap ko bak bak karte hi nazar aate hain forum par.
      mere ilaawa shayad koi aur hota ..toh unka naam hi parh kar huuuuun ang:keh kar aik paase ho jata

      magar main choonke inko kaafi waqt se jaanti hon. ye ache insan hain. zehen main ..la taadaad khuahishaat, sawalaat, rakhe. aur munn maaniyaan rakhe jee rahe hain.

      in ka apna andaz hai jeene ka.aur baat karne ka.

      main tamheed nahi baaandhoongi aur..

      seedhe seedhe apne guest ka naam loongi

      none other then





      aaiye..baithiye tashreef rakhiye..

      par samose. chaaye aur coffee ke liye aap ko intizar karna pare ga..

      kion ke mujhe pata hai.. ap ne coffee khatam karni hai.aur yahan se phutt jaana hai..abhi
      aap sirf is hot seat pe tashreef rakhiye.



      meri aap tamaam dostoun se bhi guzaarish hai ke in ko welcome karain

      khoob pataakhe bajaaiye in ke welcome ko..
      ye lain pataakhe






      Algharz ye ke .jis ko jo pataakha pasand hai.wo in ko welcome kehne ke liye yahan phore..

      aap pehle basic sawalat ke jawab dijiye..phir baqi batain karte hain

      1-aap ka asal name
      2-aap kis city and country main rehte hain
      3-by profession aap kia hai (ilaawa daaka daalne ke )
      4-how much family members
      5-kitne din interview main aamad ko yaqeeni bana sakte hain so that us hisaab se daily basis par sawal naama taiyaar ho.


      in sawalat ke jawabbaat dain





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      Re: Coffee With ???????????

      Quote Originally Posted by FlashPro View Post
      Aray wo ka na Mirza gi hum zara bahar mulk pharhnay ki try karnay gaey tu wahan say family name bolnay ki aadat parh gai, ab app PTI walay Hashmi sahab kay peechay parh gaey, meri taraf say pharay rahein ... wo qoum tarkeeb mein hai hee khass... aur gi tareef tu bohat suni hai hashmi surmay ki bhai asli ho ka nakli thand zaroor phoohchata hai.

      محترم ہاشمی صاحب روشنائی وہ استعمال کریں جو مجھ ناچیز کودکھائی دے
      اور ہاشمی صاحب کے پیچھے تو موت کے فرشتے کو پڑنا چاہئیے اب،آخر کو ایک پاؤں کیلے کے چھلکے پر ہے اور دوسرا نہاری لیگ کی گود میں
      مامن کہئیے،اب آپ پاکستان میں ہیں
      ویسے میرے سوالات اتنے مشکل نہیں ہیں کہ ان کے جوابات دینے کے لئے اس قدر سوچ بچار اور گھنٹے درکار ہوں ہاشمی سرمے دانی،بڑی پرانی

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      Re: Coffee With ???????????

      Quote Originally Posted by CaLmInG MeLoDy View Post
      paien ji..tussi meri tanng zaroor khichaan si...oye chaddo na meri taang. kidre main girr jawaaan te faier flash pro ki tang kon khichee gaa.. excersise

      جی آپ کے حکم کے بناء تو اس فورم پر پتہ نہیں ہلتا
      پھر میں آپ کا ذکرِ خیر کیونکر نہ کرتی
      اور رہی بات ٹانگ کھینچنے کی تو خیر سے یہ کام آپ خود بہت اچھے طریقے سے کرلیتی ہیں،کسی اور کو exp:موقع کہاں دیتی ہیں

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      Re: Coffee With ???????????

      bheadAwwwwwwwwww. welcome ji. kis ko bula liya. sir se guzar jati hai inki bat

      pr welcome . guest jo hein.



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      Re: Coffee With ???????????

      Quote Originally Posted by CaLmInG MeLoDy View Post
      Allah meri touba...oye ruby ye tu ne kis bala ko dawat de daali..c::
      ye app Javed chaudhry ki tarhan asal mein phudday enjoy kar rahien hain


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      Re: Coffee With ???????????


      wa alaikum aslam




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      Re: Coffee With ???????????

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      Re: Coffee With ???????????

      aj to mara birthddy ha ma kal khao ge ap ki jan excersise




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      Re: Coffee With ???????????

      Walaikum Assalam
      Atay hi hamla,aur woh bhi shairi Ki tang tortay hoye
      Itnay tehray banday ka interview hai,tou phir sawalat bhi usi hisab say emarti numa seedhay honay chahaiye..!
      @FlashPro aur amo k baqol flash light

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      Q2: Pani geela paitay hain ya sailab k utarnay ka intezar kartay hain?
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      Q3: Shakar ka iss qadar zayed istemal kiyun kartay hain,suger mill malikaan say bhatta laitay hain?
      hum experiment kar rahain hai... mustaqbil mein chini sugar kay patients say hasil ki gaey gi . Haar sugar patient caroroon ka bika karay ga, loug duaaein manga krein gein Ae Khuda peri biwi zada sugar deynay lag jaey. UN walay di sazish kay zaey katray pila kar hamaray bachoo ko is azeem nimaat say mehroom karnay ki sazish karein gein. Khabardaar rahein
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      Aiesa sirf Mirz... oh sorry I mean Mamin G hee kar saktI hain hum ba qaddam o chasham Nosh farma lein gay.

      Q5: Rubby ko dubby do kiyun kaha jaye?
      Rubby slip ho kar dubby bohat hai is liye

      Baqi k sawalat baad main
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      Re: Coffee With ???????????

      Quote Originally Posted by tricky temi View Post
      aj to mara birthddy ha ma kal khao ge ap ki jan excersise
      Happy! Happy to YOU.

      dekhna kal na kah sako gay Cake ju adha khudi kah jana



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      Re: Coffee With ???????????


      Bohot hi sutthraa..

      aur dassso ji..
      Pochoo ji Pochoo
      1-kis tarha ki chamak hai aap main? kaaali bhains jaise chamkddaar..yaa gori hain kalaaiyaan warrge?
      Garmiyoon mien Lara sardiyoon mein Lala

      2-ciggrate aap ko peeti hai ..yaa aap cigg ko peete hain
      College mein jab naey naey par niklay tu kismat phuti tabligh waloon kay hath lag gaey... Ab os zamanay ki Cigarton per hasrat liye chaey kay cup per cup...

      3-professor ban ke aap pachtaa rahe hain.ya aap ke students?
      Bad duaa lagi teachers ki, parody karta tha, iss hadd tak kay school college programoon mein khud teachers bulatay thay per unhi mein hota tha koi, jaisey yahan hain kuch; oper say Wah Wah andar bad duaa ... bus badla ab students say hee leyta hoon

      4-baatain banaate hain.yaa baatain bataate hain?
      Khabi bata kar banata hoon, khabi bana kar batata hoon, khabi bata kay bajaey servis ya hush puppies.

      5-tamatar laal naa hota toh kis rang ka hota
      Ashtagfirullah ... la hawla wala qouwat ... mujhe kam az kam app say aiesi umeed nahi thi.

      6-sote main sapne daikhte hain..ya sapne daikh ke so jate hain?
      Daikhtay hoey sou jata hoon, soutay mein tabir pata hoon.

      7-pasandeeda libaas konsa hai. dhoti, lunngi yaa parrna?
      depends mood per 14 August per sherwani Jinnah cap kheerhi kay sath... chooti eid per karhai wala kurta barhi eid per dhoti cuz bakra out of control ho gaey tu emergency mein osi time os ki tangein bandnay kay kam bhi aa jati hai

      8-aap shroo se hi bechain hain..ya kisi ki waja se bechaniyaan paai jaati hain aap main..
      G shuru say hee, ... peeyth per bachpaan say hee bohat khujli hoti hai
      bath:

      9-dua main man pasand dua konsi hai
      wohi duaa, 'Ya Allah Hooron ki barish kar dey' Ameen!

      10- izat raas aati hai..ya dolat?
      Dono ko bohat acha control kiya hai Raas kay level tak khabi poohanchnay hee nahi diya
      fun:




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