Sardar jee on a bike crossing a border of pakistan the pakistani guard stop the sardar and ask:

Guard: What is in bag?
sardar: Sand...

Guard took the bag and open it....It's full of sand.
The guard examine's the sand under different devices..
But it's only pure sand..

Guard give bag to sardar jee and ask him to leave..

Afer three week's again sardar came on bike and the guard ask

Guard: What is in bag?
Sardar: Sand..

Again the guard have look in the bag and it's pure sand..

He made all previous methods to insure that there is no weapon's
aur drug's in sand but it's clear again..

Now it's routine of sardar to come to border and again the guard take all precautionery measure's to insure that the sand is pure.

After some year's the guard met sardar in islamabad

Guard say's that now i am retired and plzzz tell me that what are you smuggling across border?

Sardar say's: Stupid BIKE"S