Laugh out Loud (hehehehehehe)

**~KAYRA~** · 12-11-2014, 03:47 PM

doctor pathan se,,,,ye syrup 2 chamach 2 subha or 2 dopehr or 2 raat ko 3 din tak lena hai.
pthan,,,,apna dawai pass rakho humra ghar mein itna chamach nahin hai

**~KAYRA~** · 12-11-2014, 03:48 PM

The sardarji goes to see Jurassic Park
and when the Dinosaurs start approaching
he is cowering in his seat when his friend asks him ;kyon sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai.;
Sardarji replies ;Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai aur pata hai ki cinema hai,
lekin voh to janwar hai, usko kya pata

**~KAYRA~** · 12-11-2014, 03:49 PM

Sardar jee on a bike crossing a border of pakistan the pakistani guard stop the sardar and ask:

Guard: What is in bag?
sardar: Sand...

Guard took the bag and open it....It's full of sand.
The guard examine's the sand under different devices..
But it's only pure sand..

Guard give bag to sardar jee and ask him to leave..

Afer three week's again sardar came on bike and the guard ask

Guard: What is in bag?
Sardar: Sand..

Again the guard have look in the bag and it's pure sand..

He made all previous methods to insure that there is no weapon's
aur drug's in sand but it's clear again..

Now it's routine of sardar to come to border and again the guard take all precautionery measure's to insure that the sand is pure.

After some year's the guard met sardar in islamabad

Guard say's that now i am retired and plzzz tell me that what are you smuggling across border?

Sardar say's: Stupid BIKE"S

**~KAYRA~** · 12-11-2014, 03:12 PM

Dulha ki Apppp Beteeeeeeeeee

first YEAR

Abhi shaadi ka pehla hi saal tha,
khushi ke maare mera bura haal tha,
khushiyaan kuch yoon umad rahin thi,
ki sambhale nahi sambhal rahi thi,

subah subah madam ka chai le kar aana
thoda sharmate hue hume need se jagana,
wo pyaar bhara hath humare ballon main
phirana, muskurate hue kehna ki darling chai to pi lo,
jaldi se ready ho jao,
aap ko office bhi hai jana.

gharwali bhagwan ka roop le kar aayi thi,
dil or dimag par poori tarah chai thi,
saans bhi lete thy to naam usi ka hota tha,
ik pal bhi door jeena dushwar hota tha.

5 saal baad........

subah subah madam ka chai le kar aana,
table par rakh kar jor se chilana,
aaj office jao to munna ko school chodte hue jana..............

ek baar phir wohi awaaj ayi,
kya baat hai abhi tak chorri nahi charpai,
agar munna late ho gaya to dekh lena,
munna ki teachers ko phir khud hi sambhaal lena.

na jane gharwali kaisa roop le kar aayi thi,
dil aur dimaag par kali ghata chai thi, [IMG]file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/Administrator/Desktop/chat.gif[/IMG]
sans bhi lete hai to uni ka khayal hota hai,
har samay jehan main ek hi sawal hota hai,
kya kabhi wo din lot ke ayenge,
hum ek bar phir kuwaaren ban payenge
.

**~KAYRA~** · 12-11-2014, 03:26 PM

Bill Gates- After Death

Well, Bill," said God, "I'm really confused on this one. I'm not sure
whether to send you to Heaven or Hell! After all, you helped society
enormously by putting a computer in almost every home in the world and
yet you created that ghastly Windows. I'm going to do something I've
never done before. I'm going to let you decide where you want to go!"

Mr. Gates replied, "Well, thanks, Lord. What's the difference between
the two?"

God said, "You can take a peek at both places briefly if it will help
you decide. Shall we look at Hell first?" "Sure!" said Bill. "Let's go!"

Bill was amazed! He saw a clean, white sandy beach with clear waters.
There were thousands of beautiful women running around, playing in the
water, laughing and frolicking about.

The sun was shining and the temperature was just perfect!

Bill said, "This is great! If this is Hell, I can't wait to see Heaven!"

To which God replied, "Let's go!" and off they went. Bill saw puffy
white clouds in a beautiful blue sky with angels drifting about playing
harps and singing.

It was nice, but surely not as enticing as Hell. Mr. Gates thought for
only a brief moment and rendered his decision.
"God, I do believe I would like to go to Hell."

"As you desire," said God.

Two weeks later, God decided to check up on the late billionaire to see
how things were going. He found Bill shackled to a wall, screaming among
the hot flames in a dark cave. He was being burned and tortured by
demons.

"How ya doin', Bill?" asked God. Bill responded with anguish anddespair.

"This is awful! This is not what I expected at all! What happened to the
beach and the beautiful women playing in the water?"

"Oh, THAT!" said God. "That was the screen saver"