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      Discussion/Chit Chat Among UT Members & Admin

      All UT People are invited for chit chat here...

      kisi ko bhi tag karain..kisi ko bhi mention karain..this thread is all about u..

      so keep inviting all others and have a great chit chat... @Mamin Mirza
      @Mamin Mirza mujhe ye bataaiye ..koi unwaan hai zehen main..ab soch rahi hongi aap ke..ye bojh bhi aap ke na tawaaan kaandhoun pe daal dia main ne.. daikhiye..jab itni khidmat leti hain mujh se..apne kaandhe dabbwaaa dabbwa ke..toh ye wazan toh uthaana pare ga aap ko..

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      Raja Pakistani kia aap bhi is guftugu main shaamil hona chaahainge.?


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      Re: Discussion/Chit Chat Among UT Members & Admin

      Quote Originally Posted by Raja Pakistani View Post
      Ji ji mai tu help k liye agree hn roi ka wazan

      Share krne k liye..

      Ye na nimak ka wazan b ap muj se share karey.

      Phir tu samj le k zindagi sukh k sance k lamhey

      Kam e bachne..
      namak ke wazan ko aap rehne dain...aik toh doobne ko waise bhi yahan sirf chullu bhar paani hai..ab us main manoun namak le ke aap kaise doobain ge..pehle toh ye clear karain ke aap chullu bhar paani main doob marne ko taiyar hain bhi ke nahi...






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      Re: Discussion/Chit Chat Among UT Members & Admin

      Quote Originally Posted by Mamin Mirza View Post

      wah wah wah,
      tumharay ganon aur sawal par mera dil kiya hai tumhay inaam denay k tor par nimmo bi ka nobel prize yani ghonsa aur bhosa denay ko
      din raat ko choro ye batao k shaam k baad sapehar kiyun nahi ati........... :D
      wah ji wah..aap aise aise inaamaat se naawazti hain.mujhe toh mloom hi nahi tha..ye ghoonsa aur bhoosa..donoo hi mujhe de rahi hain..iska matlab upper portion bhi khaali ho jaye ga..aur lower portion dukhne lage ga...chalain is main mera nuqsan koi nahi hai.upper portion mera atleast khaali nahi rahe ga..bhoose se bhar toh jawe ga .. han albatta lower portion pe jo aap ghoonsa raseed karne waali hain..main soch rahi hon aap ki hit ko hit na hone don .. aur haan shaam ke baad sapahar kion nahi aati..ye toh sapahar ko pata hoga..mujhe toh bas ye pata hai ke sham bari suhaani hai aaj kal..






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      Re: Discussion/Chit Chat Among UT Members & Admin

      Quote Originally Posted by Ria View Post
      Walikum aslam nice topic @CaLmInG MeLoDy....
      tu kia ho raha hy..
      aur en do dino me mery bghir kia kia??.
      daikhain ji..ab wo zamaane toh gaye..ke jab dil na laga karta tha toh saari larkiyaan aik doosre ki joaain maarne baith jaati theen..main ne aur mamin mirza aru raja pakistani ne aik doosre ki jooain toh nahi maari aap ke baghair bor ho kar..par albatta aik doosre ko ghooose aur bhoose bohot raseed kiye...is chakkar main ..mamin ji ki khopri jo bhoose se bhari thi khaali ho gai.aur meri khopri bhoose se bhar gai... mamin ji ka ghoosa nishaane pe theek nahi baitha.toh aaj tak haye haye karti phirti hain .. aap mujhe yaad aai.at least hoti toh marham patti toh kar deteen ..







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      Re: Discussion/Chit Chat Among UT Members & Admin

      Quote Originally Posted by CaLmInG MeLoDy View Post

      daikhain ji..ab wo zamaane toh gaye..ke jab dil na laga karta tha toh saari larkiyaan aik doosre ki joaain maarne baith jaati theen..main ne aur mamin mirza aru raja pakistani ne aik doosre ki jooain toh nahi maari aap ke baghair bor ho kar..par albatta aik doosre ko ghooose aur bhoose bohot raseed kiye...is chakkar main ..mamin ji ki khopri jo bhoose se bhari thi khaali ho gai.aur meri khopri bhoose se bhar gai... mamin ji ka ghoosa nishaane pe theek nahi baitha.toh aaj tak haye haye karti phirti hain .. aap mujhe yaad aai.at least hoti toh marham patti toh kar deteen ..
      Aahahahha La hol.......
      Mtlb mjhy nai jana chahey tha

      ایک یہی تو فن سیکھا ہے ہم نے
      جس سے ملیے اسے خفا کیجے
      ہے تفاخر میری طبیعت کا
      ہر ایک کو چراغ پا کیجے
      میری عادت ہے روٹھ جانے کی
      آپ مجہھے منا لیا کیجے

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      Re: Discussion/Chit Chat Among UT Members & Admin

      Quote Originally Posted by Ria View Post
      Aahahahha La hol.......
      Mtlb mjhy nai jana chahey tha
      ji bilkul ye hi matlab hai..aap ko nahi jaana chaahiye tha.ab jab chali gai thi..toh aap ko saza toh mile gi.. sochte hain kia saza ho






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      Re: Discussion/Chit Chat Among UT Members & Admin

      Quote Originally Posted by CaLmInG MeLoDy View Post
      namak ke wazan ko aap rehne dain...aik toh doobne ko waise bhi yahan sirf chullu bhar paani hai..ab us main manoun namak le ke aap kaise doobain ge..pehle toh ye clear karain ke aap chullu bhar paani main doob marne ko taiyar hain bhi ke nahi...
      Astagferullah

      Kiu muje marne k azaim bana rahi hu..

      Abhi tu dunya b ni deeki

      Mera wazan uthne ka faisla cancel :p


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      Re: Discussion/Chit Chat Among UT Members & Admin

      Quote Originally Posted by CaLmInG MeLoDy View Post
      wah ji wah..aap aise aise inaamaat se naawazti hain.mujhe toh mloom hi nahi tha..ye ghoonsa aur bhoosa..donoo hi mujhe de rahi hain..iska matlab upper portion bhi khaali ho jaye ga..aur lower portion dukhne lage ga...chalain is main mera nuqsan koi nahi hai.upper portion mera atleast khaali nahi rahe ga..bhoose se bhar toh jawe ga .. han albatta lower portion pe jo aap ghoonsa raseed karne waali hain..main soch rahi hon aap ki hit ko hit na hone don .. aur haan shaam ke baad sapahar kion nahi aati..ye toh sapahar ko pata hoga..mujhe toh bas ye pata hai ke sham bari suhaani hai aaj kal..
      maine kaha mera dil kiya hai aur dil ka aisa hai k woh tou bohat kuch karnay ko chahta hai magar
      nimmo bi hain nahi tou nobel prize tumhay mil nahi sakta yani ghonsa aur bhosa agar maine tumhay day diya tou apnay kabar khanay ka kiya karon gi main,woh tou bilkul khali hojaye ga
      tumharay haan hi hoti hogi shaam suhanai,yahan tou bhar jhonk rahi hai us par tum ne bitha diya hot seat par bina kisi qasoor k,hum tou khair jaisay taisay day hi dain ge jawabat,pehal aap kijiye muhtarma udhar tashreef rakhnay main jawabt k saath


      !میری زمیں میرا آخری حوالہ ہے۔۔۔۔

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      Re: Discussion/Chit Chat Among UT Members & Admin

      Quote Originally Posted by Raja Pakistani View Post
      Astagferullah

      Kiu muje marne k azaim bana rahi hu..

      Abhi tu dunya b ni deeki

      Mera wazan uthne ka faisla cancel :p
      wah..itni jaldi toh girrgitt bhi rang nahi badalta..jitni jaldi aap ne apna faisla badal liya hai ;hansi::
      ho sake toh apne faisle pe kuch sochain..aisa na ho ke badnaam ho jaawain.






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      Re: Discussion/Chit Chat Among UT Members & Admin

      Quote Originally Posted by Mamin Mirza View Post
      maine kaha mera dil kiya hai aur dil ka aisa hai k woh tou bohat kuch karnay ko chahta hai magar
      nimmo bi hain nahi tou nobel prize tumhay mil nahi sakta yani ghonsa aur bhosa agar maine tumhay day diya tou apnay kabar khanay ka kiya karon gi main,woh tou bilkul khali hojaye ga
      tumharay haan hi hoti hogi shaam suhanai,yahan tou bhar jhonk rahi hai us par tum ne bitha diya hot seat par bina kisi qasoor k,hum tou khair jaisay taisay day hi dain ge jawabat,pehal aap kijiye muhtarma udhar tashreef rakhnay main jawabt k saath
      main toh is azeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem hotseat ki setting karne hi mian thak gai hon.abhi pall bharr ko araam kar loon...tab tak aap aaiye ..baithiye..enjoy kijiye.aur jawabaat se aagaah kijiye..meri kia hai..in sawalaat ka kia khaak jawab doongi...sham suhaani par mann moji nahi hai ji... hot seat raas nahi aati hai.

      waise..auroun ko bhi bulwaaiye na yahan..kuch khamoshi khamoshi hai..







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      Re: Discussion/Chit Chat Among UT Members & Admin

      Quote Originally Posted by CaLmInG MeLoDy View Post
      wah..itni jaldi toh girrgitt bhi rang nahi badalta..jitni jaldi aap ne apna faisla badal liya hai ;hansi::
      ho sake toh apne faisle pe kuch sochain..aisa na ho ke badnaam ho jaawain.

      Uff touba uthwa lo wazan emotional kr dia ab tu..

      Ni badlta faisla..


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