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[CaLmInG MeLoDy]

Assalam o Alaikum.

aaj main jin ko coffee pe invite kar rahi hon.
aap bhi unse yahan sawaal poochian.
bazaahir toh wo.aap ko bak bak karte hi nazar aate hain forum par.
mere ilaawa shayad koi aur hota ..toh unka naam hi parh kar huuuuun ang:keh kar aik paase ho jata :)

magar main choonke inko kaafi waqt se jaanti hon. ye ache insan hain. zehen main ..la taadaad khuahishaat, sawalaat, rakhe. aur munn maaniyaan rakhe jee rahe hain.

in ka apna andaz hai jeene ka.aur baat karne ka.

main tamheed nahi baaandhoongi aur..

seedhe seedhe apne guest ka naam loongi

none other then




[*=center]FlashPro (http://www.urdutehzeb.com/member.php/570-FlashPro)




aaiye..baithiye tashreef rakhiye..

par samose. chaaye aur coffee ke liye aap ko intizar karna pare ga.http://yoursmiles.org/ksmile/stars/k2728.gif.

kion ke mujhe pata hai.. ap ne coffee khatam karni hai.aur yahan se phutt jaana hai..abhi
aap sirf is hot seat pe tashreef rakhiye.

http://calverleyparkside.pbworks.com/f/HotSeat.jpg

meri aap tamaam dostoun se bhi guzaarish hai ke in ko welcome karain

khoob pataakhe bajaaiye in ke welcome ko..
ye lain pataakhe

http://electronics.buysku.com/Electronics-image/2012-9/Rechargeable-Mini-Bomb-Speaker-with-3-5mm-Audio-Jack-Key-Ring-Random-Face-Expression-6348368439982762501.JPG
http://gunandsurplus.com/images/PICTURES/M67_Baseball_Hand_Grenade_Painted.png

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-5mAt7fh21A0/ULd2bqk__WI/AAAAAAAAD8A/BHw_lk5xYfg/s1600/3-atomic-hand-grenade.jpg

Algharz ye ke .jis ko jo pataakha pasand hai.wo in ko welcome kehne ke liye yahan phore..

aap pehle basic sawalat ke jawab dijiye..phir baqi batain karte hain


1-aap ka asal name
2-aap kis city and country main rehte hain
3-by profession aap kia hai (ilaawa daaka daalne ke )
4-how much family members
5-kitne din interview main aamad ko yaqeeni bana sakte hain so that us hisaab se daily basis par sawal naama taiyaar ho.


in sawalat ke jawabbaat dain

[Forum Guru]

Walikum As Salam
Acha Thread Aur Sahi INsan Ko Diwat Di Hai ......App Nay
Filhal In Ka Hawlay Sy Hum Ek Hi Sawal Pochein Gy Jub Se Hum Nay Forum Join Kia Aur Aj Tak In Ki Basha Zaban Samaj Nai Pahay Hain ....

Tu App Ka Bolnay Ka Rawiya Aisay Hi Jo Kisi Ko Samaj Na Aye Ya Phr Masti Ka Shakar Hain Jo Dil Mein Aye Keh Dia Koi Samjay ya Samjay YA Na Samjay Koi Bolay YA Na Bolay Hum Bolein Gy ....
Magar Aj Tak App Ki Khuch Samaj Nai Ai ...Humein Is Liye Tura Sa Bata Dain ..Aj Sahi Lafzon Mein Takay Samaj A Jahay Humein Bhi Kay Wakai App Bhi Insan Hain Magar Aur Type Kay excer:

[Mrs.Qaisar]

Welcome FlashLight...thnx:.....ab aye ga maza........exp:

[FlashPro]

(shhh! nai abhi mein nay thread nai deykha ;Hiden:
... kuch aur members to welcome karien warna Tor nahi rehti, log kahtein hain ae poukkha pehli post per hee start ho geya... koi bulawey shulawey aaein, koi vm pm sms fb skype waghara kharkay tab jana chaheeyee ... akhir rating bharhay gi forum ki inti jani mani almashooor shaksiyat ronak afza, qadam ranja bus thora sa ganja honay ja rahi hai)

[UmerAmer]

Wah ji wah
abb maza aaye ga
welcome Flash Pro

[FlashPro]

Assalam o Alaikum.

aaj main jin ko coffee pe invite kar rahi hon.
aap bhi unse yahan sawaal poochian.
bazaahir toh wo.aap ko bak bak karte hi nazar aate hain forum par.
mere ilaawa shayad koi aur hota ..toh unka naam hi parh kar huuuuun ang:keh kar aik paase ho jata :)

magar main choonke inko kaafi waqt se jaanti hon. ye ache insan hain. zehen main ..la taadaad khuahishaat, sawalaat, rakhe. aur munn maaniyaan rakhe jee rahe hain.

in ka apna andaz hai jeene ka.aur baat karne ka.

main tamheed nahi baaandhoongi aur..

seedhe seedhe apne guest ka naam loongi

none other then




[*=center]FlashPro (http://www.urdutehzeb.com/member.php/570-FlashPro)




aaiye..baithiye tashreef rakhiye..

par samose. chaaye aur coffee ke liye aap ko intizar karna pare ga.http://yoursmiles.org/ksmile/stars/k2728.gif.

kion ke mujhe pata hai.. ap ne coffee khatam karni hai.aur yahan se phutt jaana hai..abhi
aap sirf is hot seat pe tashreef rakhiye.

http://calverleyparkside.pbworks.com/f/HotSeat.jpg

meri aap tamaam dostoun se bhi guzaarish hai ke in ko welcome karain

khoob pataakhe bajaaiye in ke welcome ko..
ye lain pataakhe

http://electronics.buysku.com/Electronics-image/2012-9/Rechargeable-Mini-Bomb-Speaker-with-3-5mm-Audio-Jack-Key-Ring-Random-Face-Expression-6348368439982762501.JPG
http://gunandsurplus.com/images/PICTURES/M67_Baseball_Hand_Grenade_Painted.png

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-5mAt7fh21A0/ULd2bqk__WI/AAAAAAAAD8A/BHw_lk5xYfg/s1600/3-atomic-hand-grenade.jpg

Algharz ye ke .jis ko jo pataakha pasand hai.wo in ko welcome kehne ke liye yahan phore..

aap pehle basic sawalat ke jawab dijiye..phir baqi batain karte hain


1-aap ka asal name
2-aap kis city and country main rehte hain
3-by profession aap kia hai (ilaawa daaka daalne ke )
4-how much family members
5-kitne din interview main aamad ko yaqeeni bana sakte hain so that us hisaab se daily basis par sawal naama taiyaar ho.


in sawalat ke jawabbaat dain







ہمری بک بک سے پہلے عجب تھا تیری تہذیب کا منظر
کہیں موڈ تھا عمرو ، ... کہیں مینیجر رانی و مامن
خوگرِ چیٹِ فلیش پرو تھی تہذیبوں کی نظر
پوسٹ مارتا پھر کوئی پھوس پھوسے فورم پر کیوں کر ؟

!وعلیکمُ السلام
نوازش کرم شکریہ
App ka dawat nama mila pharh kar khushi hotay hotay hu hee gai . Bari himmat ki ap nay Admin hotay howey hamaray interview ka risk liya...
Garam seat per november december mein maza ana tha per khair app nay bitha diya tu Baraf ki sil rakh kar beyth jatay hain, interview thand mahool mein hee acha rahta hai.

one request agar tu ye interview bhurban main ho raha hai tu theek warna mein pindi ka paindu hoon kafi shafi ki jaga Chawaan shawaan kharakni chaheeyeen haan beech main choti chamchi coffee paa kay zara Gurhaan diyo!

Jawab zara setting kar kay deyta hoonshv:.
(Aur interview kay liya changa time dhonda aagay Eid tak walay hee beythay hain hurr:)

[CaLmInG MeLoDy]

Walikum As Salam
Acha Thread Aur Sahi INsan Ko Diwat Di Hai ......App Nay
Filhal In Ka Hawlay Sy Hum Ek Hi Sawal Pochein Gy Jub Se Hum Nay Forum Join Kia Aur Aj Tak In Ki Basha Zaban Samaj Nai Pahay Hain ....

Tu App Ka Bolnay Ka Rawiya Aisay Hi Jo Kisi Ko Samaj Na Aye Ya Phr Masti Ka Shakar Hain Jo Dil Mein Aye Keh Dia Koi Samjay ya Samjay YA Na Samjay Koi Bolay YA Na Bolay Hum Bolein Gy ....
Magar Aj Tak App Ki Khuch Samaj Nai Ai ...Humein Is Liye Tura Sa Bata Dain ..Aj Sahi Lafzon Mein Takay Samaj A Jahay Humein Bhi Kay Wakai App Bhi Insan Hain Magar Aur Type Kay excer:

in janab ki tamaam baatain samajhne ke liye intihaaiee naa samajh hone ki zaroorat haithnk:

[CaLmInG MeLoDy]

Welcome FlashLight...thnx:.....ab aye ga maza........exp:
is maqsad ke liye.thaali main saja ke kuch sawalat bhi karne honge..dnc

[CaLmInG MeLoDy]

(shhh! nai abhi mein nay thread nai deykha ;Hiden:
... kuch aur members to welcome karien warna Tor nahi rehti, log kahtein hain ae poukkha pehli post per hee start ho geya... koi bulawey shulawey aaein, koi vm pm sms fb skype waghara kharkay tab jana chaheeyee ... akhir rating bharhay gi forum ki inti jani mani almashooor shaksiyat ronak afza, qadam ranja bus thora sa ganja honay ja rahi hai)
:P poukkhe nai te faer ki O

[CaLmInG MeLoDy]

Wah ji wah
abb maza aaye ga
welcome Flash Pro
Aap ke baataoun ke pitaare se kounse sawal aane waale hain..laazmi laaiye sawal..be a part of this forum.

[CaLmInG MeLoDy]

ہمری بک بک سے پہلے عجب تھا تیری تہذیب کا منظر
کہیں موڈ تھا عمرو ، ... کہیں مینیجر رانی و مامن
خوگرِ چیٹِ فلیش پرو تھی تہذیبوں کی نظر
پوسٹ مارتا پھر کوئی پھوس پھوسے فورم پر کیوں کر ؟

!وعلیکمُ السلام
نوازش کرم شکریہ
App ka dawat nama mila pharh kar khushi hotay hotay hu hee gai . Bari himmat ki ap nay Admin hotay howey hamaray interview ka risk liya...
Garam seat per november december mein maza ana tha per khair app nay bitha diya tu Baraf ki sil rakh kar beyth jatay hain, interview thand mahool mein hee acha rahta hai.

one request agar tu ye interview bhurban main ho raha hai tu theek warna mein pindi ka paindu hoon kafi shafi ki jaga Chawaan shawaan kharakni chaheeyeen haan beech main choti chamchi coffee paa kay zara Gurhaan diyo!

Jawab zara setting kar kay deyta hoonshv:.
(Aur interview kay liya changa time dhonda aagay Eid tak walay hee beythay hain hurr:)




یہ سیٹ ایسی ہے کہ اگر آپ دیکھ کر بھاگ جاتے تو ہم آپ کو پھر بھی کھینچ لاتے . سب مل کے زبردستی بیٹھا دیتے..اور برف کی سل تو پانچ میں میں پگھل جائے گی. اگر آپ بھاگتے تو آپ کو دوبارہ برف کی سل بھی میسر نہ ہوتی . مرتا کا نا کرتا کے مترادف آپ نے اچھا فیصلہ کیا کہ اس کرسی سے بھاگنا مناسب نہیں سمجھا.

پنڈی کے پندو کو یوں بلایا کہ اتنے پڑھے لکھ ماحول میں تھوڑا تماشا لگ جاوے excersise
اور دن بھی سوچ سمجھ کر ہی منتخب کے. کافی سارے سوالات ہیں کہ جن کو آپ نے بوجھنے کے مترادف جواب دینا ہے . پلاؤ چولہے پر پک کے تیار ہو چکا ہے. خشبو چاروں اطراف پھیلی ہوئی خانے کو بلا رہی ہے. باقی باتیں بعد میں. آپ ابھی خالی پیٹ بیٹھے ان سوالات کے جواب دیں .

[FlashPro]

Walikum As Salam
Acha Thread Aur Sahi INsan Ko Diwat Di Hai ......App Nay
excer:
...الخ


Oo Terchi topi walay, Babu bhalay bholay
App ka souwagat hai, hum parnam kartay hain.
Basha ka buddhe mein sayokar hona, ye bhawnaein mareyaadein, kasht ki agni mein youg sanjoug nisht kay shonay kitam bhassam honay tak ye tappaseeya jari rahi gi.
Shub Shub bolein Guru gi:wc:

[FlashPro]

Welcome FlashLight...thnx:.....ab aye ga maza........exp:

Thank You, drama 'Kabool hai' wali billo Rani.

Flash light howa tu kiya howa
Mai Rah mein Roshni karoon ga
hain wohi flash lightein jahan mein achi
aati hain ju kam doosron ki

[FlashPro]

Wah ji wah
abb maza aaye ga
welcome Flash Pro

Ae Masoom Faristay itna acha welcome :angel:

[Mrs.Qaisar]

Thank You, drama 'Kabool hai' wali billo Rani.

Flash light howa tu kiya howa
Mai Rah mein Roshni karoon ga
hain wohi flash lightein jahan mein achi
aati hain ju kam doosron ki


acha g......FlashDrive.......excer:......ab sawalaat k jawabaat dijiye ta k me b thaali me saja k laaon apke liye kuch sawalaat..:Apple.. CaLmInG MeLoDy

[intelligent086]

Assalam o Alaikum.

aaj main jin ko coffee pe invite kar rahi hon.
aap bhi unse yahan sawaal poochian.
bazaahir toh wo.aap ko bak bak karte hi nazar aate hain forum par.
mere ilaawa shayad koi aur hota ..toh unka naam hi parh kar huuuuun ang:keh kar aik paase ho jata :)

magar main choonke inko kaafi waqt se jaanti hon. ye ache insan hain. zehen main ..la taadaad khuahishaat, sawalaat, rakhe. aur munn maaniyaan rakhe jee rahe hain.

in ka apna andaz hai jeene ka.aur baat karne ka.

main tamheed nahi baaandhoongi aur..

seedhe seedhe apne guest ka naam loongi

none other then




[*=center]FlashPro (http://www.urdutehzeb.com/member.php/570-FlashPro)




aaiye..baithiye tashreef rakhiye..

par samose. chaaye aur coffee ke liye aap ko intizar karna pare ga.http://yoursmiles.org/ksmile/stars/k2728.gif.

kion ke mujhe pata hai.. ap ne coffee khatam karni hai.aur yahan se phutt jaana hai..abhi
aap sirf is hot seat pe tashreef rakhiye.

http://calverleyparkside.pbworks.com/f/HotSeat.jpg

meri aap tamaam dostoun se bhi guzaarish hai ke in ko welcome karain

khoob pataakhe bajaaiye in ke welcome ko..
ye lain pataakhe

http://electronics.buysku.com/Electronics-image/2012-9/Rechargeable-Mini-Bomb-Speaker-with-3-5mm-Audio-Jack-Key-Ring-Random-Face-Expression-6348368439982762501.JPG
http://gunandsurplus.com/images/PICTURES/M67_Baseball_Hand_Grenade_Painted.png

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-5mAt7fh21A0/ULd2bqk__WI/AAAAAAAAD8A/BHw_lk5xYfg/s1600/3-atomic-hand-grenade.jpg

Algharz ye ke .jis ko jo pataakha pasand hai.wo in ko welcome kehne ke liye yahan phore..

aap pehle basic sawalat ke jawab dijiye..phir baqi batain karte hain


1-aap ka asal name
2-aap kis city and country main rehte hain
3-by profession aap kia hai (ilaawa daaka daalne ke )
4-how much family members
5-kitne din interview main aamad ko yaqeeni bana sakte hain so that us hisaab se daily basis par sawal naama taiyaar ho.

in sawalat ke jawabbaat dain






وعلیکم اسلام
خوب صورت تھریڈ
ہم اپنے معزز مہمان کو دل کی گہرائیوں سے

http://i61.tinypic.com/1zxm5h4.jpg
کرتے ہیں

[BDunc]

MAsha Allah boht khoob hai bhayy...Bhanja ji changa nashisht par hai...Khush amdeed baba..ao baba..chalo hum bhi intezar mein hein :) FlashPro

https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQCZTQrTrgHtqPAVVvs9Wh31KiSpYuUy ku5ojjsCC5Ix87ORwuu

http://2d8wug23jg5q11b3d322ydmallh.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/Fireworks-LIVE-in-Chicago.jpg

[FlashPro]

1-aap ka asal name
VIN DIESEL kuch arsay pehalay tak tha aaj kal Schwartz Schneider

2-aap kis city and country main rehte hain
The City which decides policies ... Shaheedon ka shahar Rawalpindi ; ju Mumlikate Khuda daad, Athara Carore ki almost ghaeyoor (zada tar in chakkar of hoor) jafa kash o janbaaz, har muskil mein sissa pilaee hoi deewar ban janay wali qoum ka muskan hai... G Haan Islami Jamhoriya e PAKISTAN pflag (plz raise for national anthem)

3-by profession aap kia hai (ilaawa daaka daalne ke )
Aik acha Mousikaar (Musician) ... per phir molvi sahib nay bataya kay 'Putar teenu wah wah chapeeyrah chittar paeny, farstay kan andaar lapyt kay na football bana kar, kilaan alay boot garam kar kay pehlaan tashreef teh lawaan gein teh Kick baad ich karen gay'.
Tu mai nay kah touba meri touba meri touba, touba touba ... phir mujhe parhos mein Touba mil gai os nay kaha app ki touba zaroor kabool ho gi... per ab app urdu bazar mein motay gathay ki Ludo bana kar beeycha karein.

4-how much family members
G hum total sath behan Bhai hain... mein sub sayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy choota hoon.

5-kitne din interview main aamad ko yaqeeni bana sakte hain so that us hisaab se daily basis par sawal naama taiyaar ho.
Oper Eid tak ka bataya hai, per shuru mein banday bulanay kay liey Admins/ Mods bula leytay hain... mein fb etc... per share karata hoon, views 1000 say oper taptay hain tu Admin Mods ko pareeshani lag jati hai, oo ye kahein apna koi chakkar na shuru kar day... banday tu nahi torh raha... phir meri different ID's per checking shuru ho jati hai ... ha ha ha khair lambi kahani hai ... Anyway Calming aisi nahi (kam az kam pehlay thi tu nai :P)

[FlashPro]

وعلیکم اسلام
خوب صورت تھریڈ
ہم اپنے معزز مہمان کو دل کی گہرائیوں سے

http://i61.tinypic.com/1zxm5h4.jpg
کرتے ہیں



App ka Bohat Bohat

[Mrs.Qaisar]

1-aap ka asal name
VIN DIESEL kuch arsay pehalay tak tha aaj kal Schwartz Schneider

2-aap kis city and country main rehte hain
The City which decides policies ... Shaheedon ka shahar Rawalpindi ; ju Mumlikate Khuda daad, Athara Carore ki almost ghaeyoor (zada tar in chakkar of hoor) jafa kash o janbaaz, har muskil mein sissa pilaee hoi deewar ban janay wali qoum ka muskan hai... G Haan Islami Jamhoriya e PAKISTAN pflag (plz raise for national anthem)

3-by profession aap kia hai (ilaawa daaka daalne ke )
Aik acha Mousikaar (Musician) ... per phir molvi sahib nay bataya kay 'Putar teenu wah wah chapeeyrah chittar paeny, farstay kan andaar lapyt kay na football bana kar, kilaan alay boot garam kar kay pehlaan tashreef teh lawaan gein teh Kick baad ich karen gay'.
Tu mai nay kah touba meri touba meri touba, touba touba ... phir mujhe parhos mein Touba mil gai os nay kaha app ki touba zaroor kabool ho gi... per ab app urdu bazar mein motay gathay ki Ludo bana kar beeycha karein.

4-how much family members
G hum total sath behan Bhai hain... mein sub sayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy choota hoon.

5-kitne din interview main aamad ko yaqeeni bana sakte hain so that us hisaab se daily basis par sawal naama taiyaar ho.
Oper Eid tak ka bataya hai, per shuru mein banday bulanay kay liey Admins/ Mods bula leytay hain... mein fb etc... per share karata hoon, views 1000 say oper taptay hain tu Admin Mods ko pareeshani lag jati hai, oo ye kahein apna koi chakkar na shuru kar day... banday tu nahi torh raha... phir meri different ID's per checking shuru ho jati hai ... ha ha ha khair lambi kahani hai ... Anyway Calming aisi nahi (kam az kam pehlay thi tu nai :P)


oye hoye........ap to chotay shay nannay shay munnay shay guploo shay kakay ho.........kuchi kuchi kooooo..............;;;;;;;


naam kafi okha hai.me tume pyar se...Prolu keh lia karun gi........bath:

[FlashPro]

MAsha Allah boht khoob hai bhayy...Bhanja ji changa nashisht par hai...Khush amdeed baba..ao baba..chalo hum bhi intezar mein hein :) @FlashPro (http://www.urdutehzeb.com/member.php?u=570)

https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQCZTQrTrgHtqPAVVvs9Wh31KiSpYuUy ku5ojjsCC5Ix87ORwuu

http://2d8wug23jg5q11b3d322ydmallh.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/Fireworks-LIVE-in-Chicago.jpg

Bohat shukriya once again Mamoo G.

[UmerAmer]

Ae Masoom Faristay itna acha welcome :angel:

ji bilkul................

[UmerAmer]

Aap ke baataoun ke pitaare se kounse sawal aane waale hain..laazmi laaiye sawal..be a part of this forum.

okey laaaein ge zaroor

[Admin]

hahahah mai b jald e question post krn ga

[FlashPro]

ji bilkul................

ae masoom faristay baran e rehmat enjoy karna required sattar kay sath tu allowed hai... per ustad Guitar per tika kar fatway vajtay hain jel:

[Baniaz Khan]

ہمری بک بک سے پہلے عجب تھا تیری تہذیب کا منظر
کہیں موڈ تھا عمرو ، ... کہیں مینیجر رانی و مامن
خوگرِ چیٹِ فلیش پرو تھی تہذیبوں کی نظر
پوسٹ مارتا پھر کوئی پھوس پھوسے فورم پر کیوں کر ؟


dil chu gyee ap ki lines

[Mamin Mirza]

Walaikum Assalam
Atay hi hamla,aur woh bhi shairi Ki tang tortay hoye
Itnay tehray banday ka interview hai,tou phir sawalat bhi usi hisab say emarti numa seedhay honay chahaiye..!
@FlashPro (http://www.urdutehzeb.com/member.php?u=570) aur amo k baqol flash light
Q1: Apnay ghar main apna koi mutalba manwanay k liye dharna detay hain ya dharnay walon ko ghar lay atay hain?
Q2: Pani geela paitay hain ya sailab k utarnay ka intezar kartay hain?
Q3: Shakar ka iss qadar zayed istemal kiyun kartay hain,suger mill malikaan say bhatta laitay hain?
Q4: Kareelay ko neem charha kar apko paish kiya jaye tou sab say pehla kaam kiya karain ge?
Q5: Rubby ko dubby do kiyun kaha jaye?

Baqi k sawalat baad main

[Mrs.Qaisar]

Walaikum Assalam
Stay hi hamla,aur woh bhi shairi Ki tang tortay hoye
Itnay tehray banday ka interview hai,tou phir sawalat bhi usi hisab say emarti numa seedhay honay chahaiye..!
@FlashPro (http://www.urdutehzeb.com/member.php?u=570) aur amo k baqol flash light
Q1: Apnay ghar main apna koi mutalba manwanay k liye dharna detay hain ya dharnay walon ko ghar lay atay hain?
Q2: Pani geela paitay hain ya sailab k utarnay ka intezar kartay hain?
Q3: Chakar ka iss qadar zayed istemal kiyun kartay hain,suger mill malikaan say bhatta laitay hain?
Q4: Kareelay ko neem charha kar apko paish kiya jaye tou sab say pehla kaam kiya karain ge?
Q5: Rubby ko dubby do kiyun kaha jaye?

Baqi k sawalat baad main


Jug jug jeo meri laal neeli peeli...;;;...shazadi laggi aen..hug:....qasmay..........:Chore:

[Mamin Mirza]

Jug jug jeo meri laal neeli peeli...;;;...shazadi laggi aen..hug:....qasmay..........:Chore:

exp:,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,::P

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oye hoye........ap to chotay shay nannay shay munnay shay guploo shay kakay ho.........kuchi kuchi kooooo..............;;;;;;;


naam kafi okha hai.me tume pyar se...Prolu keh lia karun gi........bath:
Shotliya Shotliya Lani G, balay alshay baad tissi nay tochi tochi too tiya ... app tah liya talein pyaal shay 'Plolu' theet hai phil mei bhi app tu 'Nidu' pyaal say hee taha taloon daa

[FlashPro]

hahahah mai b jald e question post krn ga
Is sawal ka, jawab ka ... chahat ka hai apna maza
poocho zara poochoo mujhe kiya howa hai
paoon zakhmi hai aur gouda morha hai...
Raja G tum ko web master bananay ki saza hai

kattein hoon ya kaliyaan hoon
bus tehzeeb ki galyaan hoon
cheeyr kay dekho bill mera,
iss mein likha hai naam tera...

Raja G tum ko web master bananay ki saza hai

[FlashPro]

ہمری بک بک سے پہلے عجب تھا تیری تہذیب کا منظر
کہیں موڈ تھا عمرو ، ... کہیں مینیجر رانی و مامن
خوگرِ چیٹِ فلیش پرو تھی تہذیبوں کی نظر
پوسٹ مارتا پھر کوئی پھوس پھوسے فورم پر کیوں کر ؟


dil chu gyee ap ki lines



Hum app kay aur app kay zinda dil kay mashkoor hain...
Nawazish!

[FlashPro]

Walaikum Assalam
Atay hi hamla,aur woh bhi shairi Ki tang tortay hoye
Itnay tehray banday ka interview hai,tou phir sawalat bhi usi hisab say emarti numa seedhay honay chahaiye..!
@FlashPro (http://www.urdutehzeb.com/member.php?u=570) aur amo k baqol flash light
Q1: Apnay ghar main apna koi mutalba manwanay k liye dharna detay hain ya dharnay walon ko ghar lay atay hain?
Q2: Pani geela paitay hain ya sailab k utarnay ka intezar kartay hain?
Q3: Shakar ka iss qadar zayed istemal kiyun kartay hain,suger mill malikaan say bhatta laitay hain?
Q4: Kareelay ko neem charha kar apko paish kiya jaye tou sab say pehla kaam kiya karain ge?
Q5: Rubby ko dubby do kiyun kaha jaye?

Baqi k sawalat baad main

Aaaassssssaaaaaallllllllllaaaaaammmmmmoooooo Aaaaalllllleeeeeyyyyykkkuuuummmmm
;;;
Zahe naseeb, Zahe Naseeb

Mein shakkar wandaan , Mirza Manawaan
Mera rosya Mirza Interview room warhya ni
(ooh eenu warhaan kiss ditta... ;hansi::)

.... Mamin gi tumhaar, Mirza gi tumhaar!!!
acha
ok ok respect respect
Mirza gi kaisey hain?
App kay qeemti sawal nama mila, pharh kar khushi hoi. Umeed hai app ko jawaabaat pharh kar bhi khushi ho gi ::P
(stay tuned)

[Mrs.Qaisar]

Shotliya Shotliya Lani G, balay alshay baad tissi nay tochi tochi too tiya ... app tah liya talein pyaal shay 'Plolu' theet hai phil mei bhi app tu 'Nidu' pyaal say hee taha taloon daa



shoooooo shweeeeet......
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[Mamin Mirza]

Aaaassssssaaaaaallllllllllaaaaaammmmmmoooooo Aaaaalllllleeeeeyyyyykkkuuuummmmm
;;;
Zahe naseeb, Zahe Naseeb

Mein shakkar wandaan , Mirza Manawaan
Mera rosya Mirza Interview room warhya ni
(ooh eenu warhaan kiss ditta... ;hansi::)

.... Mamin gi tumhaar, Mirza gi tumhaar!!!
acha
ok ok respect respect
Mirza gi kaisey hain?
App kay qeemti sawal nama mila, pharh kar khushi hoi. Umeed hai app ko jawaabaat pharh kar bhi khushi ho gi ::P
(stay tuned)






Hashmi paain sahab,
Mera kaam Mamin Hai,mirza ji nahi.
Had e Adab malhoz e khatir rakhain ge tou munasib hoga,
Warna u know me hashmi surmay Dani,bohat purani exp:exp:
Ye sawal namay Ki pehli qist hai,baqi jald hi aaingi,
Agar Baji bijli manhoos ne dramay bazi na Ki tou,
U also stay tuned....!

[FlashPro]

Hashmi paain sahab,
Mera kaam Mamin Hai,mirza ji nahi.
Had e Adab malhoz e khatir rakhain ge tou munasib hoga,
Warna u know me hashmi surmay Dani,bohat purani exp:exp:
Ye sawal namay Ki pehli qist hai,baqi jald hi aaingi,
Agar Baji bijli manhoos ne dramay bazi na Ki tou,
U also stay tuned....!
Aray wo ka na Mirza gi hum zara bahar mulk pharhnay ki try karnay gaey tu wahan say family name bolnay ki aadat parh gai, ab app PTI walay Hashmi sahab kay peechay parh gaey, meri taraf say pharay rahein ... wo qoum tarkeeb mein hai hee khass... aur gi tareef tu bohat suni hai hashmi surmay ki bhai asli ho ka nakli thand zaroor phoohchata hai.

[UmerAmer]

ae masoom faristay baran e rehmat enjoy karna required sattar kay sath tu allowed hai... per ustad Guitar per tika kar fatway vajtay hain jel:

kiya matlab?
baat samj nahi aayi

[CaLmInG MeLoDy]

Walaikum Assalam
Atay hi hamla,aur woh bhi shairi Ki tang tortay hoye
Itnay tehray banday ka interview hai,tou phir sawalat bhi usi hisab say emarti numa seedhay honay chahaiye..!
@FlashPro (http://www.urdutehzeb.com/member.php?u=570) aur amo k baqol flash light
Q1: Apnay ghar main apna koi mutalba manwanay k liye dharna detay hain ya dharnay walon ko ghar lay atay hain?
Q2: Pani geela paitay hain ya sailab k utarnay ka intezar kartay hain?
Q3: Shakar ka iss qadar zayed istemal kiyun kartay hain,suger mill malikaan say bhatta laitay hain?
Q4: Kareelay ko neem charha kar apko paish kiya jaye tou sab say pehla kaam kiya karain ge?
Q5: Rubby ko dubby do kiyun kaha jaye?

Baqi k sawalat baad main
paien ji..tussi meri tanng zaroor khichaan si...oye chaddo na meri taang. kidre main girr jawaaan te faier flash pro ki tang kon khichee gaa.. excersise

[CaLmInG MeLoDy]

Is sawal ka, jawab ka ... chahat ka hai apna maza
poocho zara poochoo mujhe kiya howa hai
paoon zakhmi hai aur gouda morha hai...
Raja G tum ko web master bananay ki saza hai

kattein hoon ya kaliyaan hoon
bus tehzeeb ki galyaan hoon
cheeyr kay dekho bill mera,
iss mein likha hai naam tera...

Raja G tum ko web master bananay ki saza hai


Allah meri touba...oye ruby ye tu ne kis bala ko dawat de daali..c::

[CaLmInG MeLoDy]

1-aap ka asal name
VIN DIESEL kuch arsay pehalay tak tha aaj kal Schwartz Schneider

2-aap kis city and country main rehte hain
The City which decides policies ... Shaheedon ka shahar Rawalpindi ; ju Mumlikate Khuda daad, Athara Carore ki almost ghaeyoor (zada tar in chakkar of hoor) jafa kash o janbaaz, har muskil mein sissa pilaee hoi deewar ban janay wali qoum ka muskan hai... G Haan Islami Jamhoriya e PAKISTAN pflag (plz raise for national anthem)

3-by profession aap kia hai (ilaawa daaka daalne ke )
Aik acha Mousikaar (Musician) ... per phir molvi sahib nay bataya kay 'Putar teenu wah wah chapeeyrah chittar paeny, farstay kan andaar lapyt kay na football bana kar, kilaan alay boot garam kar kay pehlaan tashreef teh lawaan gein teh Kick baad ich karen gay'.
Tu mai nay kah touba meri touba meri touba, touba touba ... phir mujhe parhos mein Touba mil gai os nay kaha app ki touba zaroor kabool ho gi... per ab app urdu bazar mein motay gathay ki Ludo bana kar beeycha karein.

4-how much family members
G hum total sath behan Bhai hain... mein sub sayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy choota hoon.

5-kitne din interview main aamad ko yaqeeni bana sakte hain so that us hisaab se daily basis par sawal naama taiyaar ho.
Oper Eid tak ka bataya hai, per shuru mein banday bulanay kay liey Admins/ Mods bula leytay hain... mein fb etc... per share karata hoon, views 1000 say oper taptay hain tu Admin Mods ko pareeshani lag jati hai, oo ye kahein apna koi chakkar na shuru kar day... banday tu nahi torh raha... phir meri different ID's per checking shuru ho jati hai ... ha ha ha khair lambi kahani hai ... Anyway Calming aisi nahi (kam az kam pehlay thi tu nai :P)
Bohot hi sutthraa.. :P

aur dassso ji..

1-kis tarha ki chamak hai aap main? kaaali bhains jaise chamkddaar..yaa gori hain kalaaiyaan warrge?

2-ciggrate aap ko peeti hai ..yaa aap cigg ko peete hain

3-professor ban ke aap pachtaa rahe hain.ya aap ke students?

4-baatain banaate hain.yaa baatain bataate hain?

5-tamatar laal naa hota toh kis rang ka hota

6-sote main sapne daikhte hain..ya sapne daikh ke so jate hain?

7-pasandeeda libaas konsa hai. dhoti, lunngi yaa parrna?

8-aap shroo se hi bechain hain..ya kisi ki waja se bechaniyaan paai jaati hain aap main..

9-dua main man pasand dua konsi hai

10- izat raas aati hai..ya dolat?

[Mamin Mirza]

Aray wo ka na Mirza gi hum zara bahar mulk pharhnay ki try karnay gaey tu wahan say family name bolnay ki aadat parh gai, ab app PTI walay Hashmi sahab kay peechay parh gaey, meri taraf say pharay rahein ... wo qoum tarkeeb mein hai hee khass... aur gi tareef tu bohat suni hai hashmi surmay ki bhai asli ho ka nakli thand zaroor phoohchata hai.


محترم ہاشمی صاحب روشنائی وہ استعمال کریں جو مجھ ناچیز کودکھائی دے
اور ہاشمی صاحب کے پیچھے تو موت کے فرشتے کو پڑنا چاہئیے اب،آخر کو ایک پاؤں کیلے کے چھلکے پر ہے اور دوسرا نہاری لیگ کی گود میں
مامن کہئیے،اب آپ پاکستان میں ہیں
ویسے میرے سوالات اتنے مشکل نہیں ہیں کہ ان کے جوابات دینے کے لئے اس قدر سوچ بچار اور گھنٹے درکار ہوں ہاشمی سرمے دانی،بڑی پرانی

[Mamin Mirza]

paien ji..tussi meri tanng zaroor khichaan si...oye chaddo na meri taang. kidre main girr jawaaan te faier flash pro ki tang kon khichee gaa.. excersise

جی آپ کے حکم کے بناء تو اس فورم پر پتہ نہیں ہلتا
پھر میں آپ کا ذکرِ خیر کیونکر نہ کرتی
اور رہی بات ٹانگ کھینچنے کی تو خیر سے یہ کام آپ خود بہت اچھے طریقے سے کرلیتی ہیں،کسی اور کو exp:موقع کہاں دیتی ہیں

[Ainee]

bheadAwwwwwwwwww. welcome ji. kis ko bula liya. sir se guzar jati hai inki bat

pr welcome . guest jo hein.

[FlashPro]

Allah meri touba...oye ruby ye tu ne kis bala ko dawat de daali..c::
ye app Javed chaudhry ki tarhan asal mein phudday enjoy kar rahien hain

[Arosa Hya]

wa alaikum aslam
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[Arosa Hya]

1. Mandel ko akhir kia soji thi jo genetics k peechy parh gaya ?
2. Abraham lincon america ka presedent hi q bna?
3. 2 meter rassi k tukry main kitny bal hon ge?
4. Sitaron mai approximately kitni gases at a time react krti hain.
5. Barish k pani ka taste or pH kia hoti h?
6. Koh e himaliya ka nam himaliya q rakha gaya?
7, Ap aik din mai kity alfaz bolty hain?
8. Asman se gira khajoor main atka..........how?
9. zindagi ki khofnak haqeeqat?
10. Pakistan mai abtar sorat e hal ka zimadar kon?

[tricky temi]

aj to mara birthddy ha ma kal khao ge ap ki jan :Pexcersise

[FlashPro]

Walaikum Assalam
Atay hi hamla,aur woh bhi shairi Ki tang tortay hoye
Itnay tehray banday ka interview hai,tou phir sawalat bhi usi hisab say emarti numa seedhay honay chahaiye..!
@FlashPro (http://www.urdutehzeb.com/member.php?u=570) aur amo k baqol flash light

Q1: Apnay ghar main apna koi mutalba manwanay k liye dharna detay hain ya dharnay walon ko ghar lay atay hain?
Ghar mein Abhi tak Abba ki dictatorship qaeim hai dharna denay ya lanay ki saza takht a daar ya os say bhi kharnaak Maa g ko baatein hain' tum hee nay kharab kiya, badmash mamoowon per parha (excluded BD mamoo :)

Q2: Pani geela paitay hain ya sailab k utarnay ka intezar kartay hain?
Dhood aur Pani zada tar gila kar kay hee pita hoon, sailab kay liey hifazati iqdamat mujood hain, haan khushk sali ka zamana ho tu sukhay dhood mein suka pani mix per guzara karna parta hai.

Q3: Shakar ka iss qadar zayed istemal kiyun kartay hain,suger mill malikaan say bhatta laitay hain?
hum experiment kar rahain hai... mustaqbil mein chini sugar kay patients say hasil ki gaey gi :) . Haar sugar patient caroroon ka bika karay ga, loug duaaein manga krein gein Ae Khuda peri biwi zada sugar deynay lag jaey. UN walay yahoodi sazish kay zaey katray pila kar hamaray bachoo ko is azeem nimaat say mehroom karnay ki sazish karein gein. Khabardaar rahein Sadam:


Q4: Kareelay ko neem charha kar apko paish kiya jaye tou sab say pehla kaam kiya karain ge?
Aiesa sirf Mirz... oh sorry I mean Mamin G hee kar saktI hain hum ba qaddam o chasham Nosh farma lein gay.

Q5: Rubby ko dubby do kiyun kaha jaye?
Rubby slip ho kar dubby bohat hai is liye

Baqi k sawalat baad main
G bohat behtar

[FlashPro]

aj to mara birthddy ha ma kal khao ge ap ki jan :Pexcersise



Happy! Happy to YOU.

dekhna kal na kah sako gay Cake ju adha khudi kah jana

[FlashPro]

Bohot hi sutthraa.. :P

aur dassso ji..
Pochoo ji Pochoo
1-kis tarha ki chamak hai aap main? kaaali bhains jaise chamkddaar..yaa gori hain kalaaiyaan warrge?
Garmiyoon mien Lara sardiyoon mein Lala

2-ciggrate aap ko peeti hai ..yaa aap cigg ko peete hain
College mein jab naey naey par niklay tu kismat phuti tabligh waloon kay hath lag gaey... Ab os zamanay ki Cigarton per hasrat liye chaey kay cup per cup...

3-professor ban ke aap pachtaa rahe hain.ya aap ke students?
Bad duaa lagi teachers ki, parody karta tha, iss hadd tak kay school college programoon mein khud teachers bulatay thay per unhi mein hota tha koi, jaisey yahan hain kuch; oper say Wah Wah andar bad duaa ... bus badla ab students say hee leyta hoon

4-baatain banaate hain.yaa baatain bataate hain?
Khabi bata kar banata hoon, khabi bana kar batata hoon, khabi bata kay bajaey servis ya hush puppies.

5-tamatar laal naa hota toh kis rang ka hota
Ashtagfirullah ... la hawla wala qouwat ... mujhe kam az kam app say aiesi umeed nahi thi.

6-sote main sapne daikhte hain..ya sapne daikh ke so jate hain?
Daikhtay hoey sou jata hoon, soutay mein tabir pata hoon.

7-pasandeeda libaas konsa hai. dhoti, lunngi yaa parrna?
depends mood per 14 August per sherwani Jinnah cap kheerhi kay sath... chooti eid per karhai wala kurta barhi eid per dhoti cuz bakra out of control ho gaey tu emergency mein osi time os ki tangein bandnay kay kam bhi aa jati hai

8-aap shroo se hi bechain hain..ya kisi ki waja se bechaniyaan paai jaati hain aap main..
G shuru say hee, ... peeyth per bachpaan say hee bohat khujli hoti hai bath:

9-dua main man pasand dua konsi hai
wohi duaa, 'Ya Allah Hooron ki barish kar dey' Ameen!

10- izat raas aati hai..ya dolat?
Dono ko bohat acha control kiya hai Raas kay level tak khabi poohanchnay hee nahi diya fun:

[FlashPro]

.....


1. Mandel ko akhir kia soji thi jo genetics k peechy parh gaya ?
Os kay dour kay aik phoopha matar khanay kay baad mustaqil matar ghast karnay lagay tu phoophi ki complain per oss nay research ka azeem bayra apnay saar per othaya , bara maza aaya :)

2. Abraham lincon america ka presedent hi q bna?
very good question... asal mein oss waqt bhi 'Aey Kalay logon' nay complain mar di thi kay hamay bhi 'Ay Payaray logon!' kah kar pukara jaey ... gora pareshan tha cuz ek ek afriki jawan dus dus goriyaan nu tikka kar kut raha tha... unhoo nay commission banaya ... gardan kohni aur ghouthnay check kiye tu Abraham bha G koi round off 0.000000000000001 % GORAY Niklay baki kaloon ki nisbaat ... Bus un ko Saddar bana deya.

3. 2 meter rassi k tukry main kitny bal hon ge?
wait... students ko lagaya hai they are still counting


4. Sitaron mai approximately kitni gases at a time react krti hain.
iss experiment ki asal jaan kaari kay liey humay zabardust experiment karna ho ga; humay aik volunteer chaheye ho ga aur sardiyoon ka wait karna paray ga ta kay amlok, khush chanoo and mong pehli ka atomic fission reaction control karnay kay liey moti razai heavy water ka kam dey.

5. Barish k pani ka taste or pH kia hoti h?
Os ilaqe kay logoon kay ammal kay mutabiq hota hai, hamara ilaqaa kyun kay bohat neek parsa logon ka hai tu pH level check karnay per koi jin waghara chapperh marta hai.

6. Koh e himaliya ka nam himaliya q rakha gaya?
kyun kay os nay koi aur naam rakhwanay say saaf inkar kar diya tha

7, Ap aik din mai kity alfaz bolty hain?
Din means din ya 24 hrs kyunke zada tu neend mein bolta hoon , din mein tu khamosh hee rahta hoon

8. Asman se gira khajoor main atka..........how?
ju bhi ho, matti paoo! ... (cuz assmano gir kay matti paan joga ee rah jana)

9. zindagi ki khofnak haqeeqat?
ABBAAAAAAAA G! :'"(

10. Pakistan mai abtar sorat e hal ka zimadar kon?
PTI Walay

[CaLmInG MeLoDy]

1. Mandel ko akhir kia soji thi jo genetics k peechy parh gaya ?
2. Abraham lincon america ka presedent hi q bna?
3. 2 meter rassi k tukry main kitny bal hon ge?
4. Sitaron mai approximately kitni gases at a time react krti hain.
5. Barish k pani ka taste or pH kia hoti h?
6. Koh e himaliya ka nam himaliya q rakha gaya?
7, Ap aik din mai kity alfaz bolty hain?
8. Asman se gira khajoor main atka..........how?
9. zindagi ki khofnak haqeeqat?
10. Pakistan mai abtar sorat e hal ka zimadar kon?
exp:...good carry on.........shukar hai sab mill kar mere sath FlashPro ki taang kheench rahe hain...happy for that.

[CaLmInG MeLoDy]

Q5: Rubby ko dubby do kiyun kaha jaye?
Rubby slip ho kar dubby bohat hai is liye

exp:exp:exp:

[CaLmInG MeLoDy]

1-zindagi ke sunehre din konse the?
2-waalid sahab se raaye main is qadar ikhtilaaf kion hai
3-lecture dete waqt kuch yaad naa rahe toh student ke samne kaise react karte hain
4-arkaan-e-islam main se..konse fareeze ada kar chuke hain.
5-mujh se aise sawaloun ki umeed nahi thi.toh waise konse sawaal hain ke jin ki umeed thi?
6-chor machaaye shor ko jumle main istimaal karain
7-coffee with UT main aap ke khayal main agla guest koun hona chahiye?
8-aap ki taaleemi qabliyat kia hai?
9-kuch guzishta jawabat se ye shak guzra ke aap...puttar hattaaan te nai bikde waale puttar hain? is it true?
10-agar aik khaali kamre main bilkul akele chor dia jaye aap ko..toh waqt kaise guzaarainge?
11-urdu adab se dilchaspi kion aur kab hoi
12-present, future and past ko define karain.
13-fav food?

[Arosa Hya]

11. kis political party ko pasand krty hain aur q?
12. Lord michaly ki pakistan se kia dushmani thi?
13. konsy biscuit pasand hain aur q?
14. coffee ki 3 achi companies k naam ?
15. Pakistani awam ki sb se barhi hmaqat?
16. Samundar ka pani sabz ya neela q lagta hai?
17. Physics mai sb se boring cheez kia hai?
18. Meer taqi meer ne shairi q ki?
19. secularism ko favour krty hain ya democracy?
20. Evolution of life mai darwin ki theory se agreed hain?? why?

[Arosa Hya]

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1. Mandel ko akhir kia soji thi jo genetics k peechy parh gaya ?
Os kay dour kay aik phoopha matar khanay kay baad mustaqil matar ghast karnay lagay tu phoophi ki complain per oss nay research ka azeem bayra apnay saar per othaya , bara maza aaya :)

apko ye history kahan se pta chali??? mai b parhna chahon gi ...

2. Abraham lincon america ka presedent hi q bna?
very good question... asal mein oss waqt bhi 'Aey Kalay logon' nay complain mar di thi kay hamay bhi 'Ay Payaray logon!' kah kar pukara jaey ... gora pareshan tha cuz ek ek afriki jawan dus dus goriyaan nu tikka kar kut raha tha... unhoo nay commission banaya ... gardan kohni aur ghouthnay check kiye tu Abraham bha G koi round off 0.000000000000001 % GORAY Niklay baki kaloon ki nisbaat ... Bus un ko Saddar bana deya.

lekin abraham lincon to kala nhi tha...
3. 2 meter rassi k tukry main kitny bal hon ge?
wait... students ko lagaya hai they are still counting

Bas yehi buri adat h hmary mulk k teachers ki apne kam b students becharo pe dal dety hain...kuch ata jata hai nhi
4. Sitaron mai approximately kitni gases at a time react krti hain.
iss experiment ki asal jaan kaari kay liey humay zabardust experiment karna ho ga; humay aik volunteer chaheye ho ga aur sardiyoon ka wait karna paray ga ta kay amlok, khush chanoo and mong pehli ka atomic fission reaction control karnay kay liey moti razai heavy water ka kam dey.

gases ki tadad pochi thi sardiyou ki tyari nhi
5. Barish k pani ka taste or pH kia hoti h?
Os ilaqe kay logoon kay ammal kay mutabiq hota hai, hamara ilaqaa kyun kay bohat neek parsa logon ka hai tu pH level check karnay per koi jin waghara chapperh marta hai.
kis parha tha ye chaparh us se e poch lena thi?

6. Koh e himaliya ka nam himaliya q rakha gaya?
kyun kay os nay koi aur naam rakhwanay say saaf inkar kar diya tha

O.o.......

7, Ap aik din mai kity alfaz bolty hain?
Din means din ya 24 hrs kyunke zada tu neend mein bolta hoon , din mein tu khamosh hee rahta hoon

lagta b kuch aisa e hai kbi kbi...... acha neend mai kitny alfaz bol lety hain 24 hours mai
8. Asman se gira khajoor main atka..........how?
ju bhi ho, matti paoo! ... (cuz assmano gir kay matti paan joga ee rah jana)

jb kajoor mai atky ga to zrori nhi matti dalni pary foran
9. zindagi ki khofnak haqeeqat?
ABBAAAAAAAA G! :'"(

hayennnnn ABBA G..... how?

10. Pakistan mai abtar sorat e hal ka zimadar kon?
PTI Walay

only PTI ?

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1-zindagi ke sunehre din konse the?
2-waalid sahab se raaye main is qadar ikhtilaaf kion hai
3-lecture dete waqt kuch yaad naa rahe toh student ke samne kaise react karte hain
4-arkaan-e-islam main se..konse fareeze ada kar chuke hain.
5-mujh se aise sawaloun ki umeed nahi thi.toh waise konse sawaal hain ke jin ki umeed thi?
6-chor machaaye shor ko jumle main istimaal karain
7-coffee with UT main aap ke khayal main agla guest koun hona chahiye?
8-aap ki taaleemi qabliyat kia hai?
9-kuch guzishta jawabat se ye shak guzra ke aap...puttar hattaaan te nai bikde waale puttar hain? is it true?
10-agar aik khaali kamre main bilkul akele chor dia jaye aap ko..toh waqt kaise guzaarainge?
11-urdu adab se dilchaspi kion aur kab hoi
12-present, future and past ko define karain.
13-fav food?


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phir busy ppl busy ho gaey ... will reply again soon

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مطلب ..نیت میں خلل تھا ..یہ تو بتائیے آپ کے سیکشن پر آپ کی جانب سے کوئی نئے تھریڈز نظر نہیں آ رہے ہیں ؟ پروفیسر حضرات کی معلومات میں کمی ہو گئی ہے، یا علم بانٹنے کے ارادے نہیں

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مطلب ..نیت میں خلل تھا ..یہ تو بتائیے آپ کے سیکشن پر آپ کی جانب سے کوئی نئے تھریڈز نظر نہیں آ رہے ہیں ؟ پروفیسر حضرات کی معلومات میں کمی ہو گئی ہے، یا علم بانٹنے کے ارادے نہیں


Iraday naik hain ... bus ilm Eid mananay chuti per geya hai, ab sub ko serious serious kay douray parh rahay hain tu serious mein time tu lagta hai

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lol boht khushi hoi kisi or k sath b aisa hota hai :P

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Iraday naik hain ... bus ilm Eid mananay chuti per geya hai, ab sub ko serious serious kay douray parh rahay hain tu serious mein time tu lagta hai
acha ye baat hai toh kuch aur sawalat shamil kar lain.

1-aap ko serious hone ka dora kab aur kion parta hai
2-aise dore ki halat main aap kia kia kar guzarte hain
3-kia zindagi main kabhi serious hue bhi hain/
4-fruits ziada pasand hain ya dry fruits
5-apni shadi par kaisi dikhna chaahainge
6-man pasand aur tasswraati larki.jo ke jeewan sathi bhi hone ke qaabil ho. uski kia qualities hain aap ke zehen main
7-sawaal number 6 se aap ko ye gumaan toh nahi guzra ke UT pe zaroorat-e-rishta ka sign board bhi lagne waala haiexp:
8-matar pasand hain ya mattarwe
9-aakhri baar kis baat pe hanse the?
10-walid ka konsa jumla shadeed nagawaar guzarta hai?

jaow bhai ..ham nahi khailte..itnu dair se jawab diye toh dilchaspi jaati rahe gi interview se.

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1-zindagi ke sunehre din konse the?
3 saal ka tha tu Abba G leyla kahtay thay (kash bara kar kay aik dafa kurbani ho jati)
Nursery mein my first love Asma, 3rd Class mein 2nd love miss Lubna blue dress mein itniii payari lagti thi , 6th class junior branch kay head hotay thay tu bachay dartay thay
8th Class school ki sub say zada enjoy ki, jitna saray daratay thay agay board exam utna hee mein chutiyaan karta tha kay next yr tu parhai hee parhaihee, 9th mein pehlay first term mein ishq wala crush howa. 1st yr college ki bohat enjoy ki, phir professional college kay first 6 months phir bahar Univesity ka saal pahla/

2-waalid sahab seraaye main is qadar ikhtilaaf kion hai
Iss per 5000 safoon ka white paper tayar ho sakta hai, mukhtasar yee kay pehlay saray bhashandeytay hain walid kay haqooq per... few days Abba g kay sath guzar lein tuhumey salute mar kay jatay hain :D

3-lecture dete waqt kuch yaad naa rahe toh student ke samne kaise react karte hain
'oo tumhe itni asan cheez bhi nahi aati, chalo ye assignment hai kal quiz ho ga sub ko batana(meray bhi kuch pallay parhay kitab walay ko takleef hoi ki thi ustaz kobeyissat karanay ki.

4-arkaan-e-islammain se..konse fareeze ada kar chuke hain.
Jummay kay 2 farz

5-mujh se aisesawaloun ki umeed nahi thi.toh waise konse sawaal hain ke jin ki umeed thi?
Ha ha nahi kafi arsay thay ye icchaa icchaa dhari naag ki tarhan sar uhta rahi thi kay jab mujhe itnay logon nay kaha hai app say yee umeed nahi thi tu mein bhi kissi ko kahoon. Thank you, houn meenu aram ee

6-chor machaaye shorko jumle main istimaal karain
'Ye mein nay chor machaey shor ko jumlay mein istemaal kiya'

7-coffee with UTmain aap ke khayal main agla guest koun hona chahiye?
Saeed Ajmal

8-aap ki taaleemi qabliyat kia hai?
Anghota chap samajh rakha hai kiya… achi khassi kuma gamu ke koghgi paa leyna waan

9-kuch guzishtajawabat se ye shak guzra ke aap...puttar hattaaan te nai bikde waale puttarhain? is it true?
50 50 moka achaa hutu vik ve janay aan, haal hee mein akal aai

10-agar aik khaali kamre main bilkul akele chor dia jaye aap ko..toh waqt kaise guzaarainge?
Wohi Peyt khuja liya khabi naak konay mein serahk li, meacupla aur sadness attack mind mein play kardoun ga … Turn off the Lights (already off) Take a deep breath and relax! ….Zada lamba arsa howa tu munajaat… bus Mian G aik bar, one last chance, bus iss dafa bacha lay, ab nahi karoon ga.

11-urdu adab sedilchaspi kion aur kab hoi
Bus wo aik din subah nastay mein dahi cream mein shahad daal kar kah raha tha… Maa G nay kaha abhi sath itni Omelet khai garam hoti hai aur ab thoray say dahi mein itni sari cream aur honey daal kar kah rahay ho iss waqyee kay aik haftay baad dilchaspi honay lag gai.

12-present, futureand past ko define karain.
Present tohfay kobhi kahtay hain ju mazi say milta hai aur mustaqbil ko khoobsorat bana sakta hai
Present hazri ko bhi kahtay hain mazi kay tajurbaat ki roshni mein faisla karna chahyeeyee kin ko future mein hazir rakhna hai zindagi mein

13-fav food?
BESTESTEST Question.Thank you

Mutton Leg Roast,Brain Masala, Nihari Paey, Shami Kabab, Mutton Korma, Beef Namkeen, Afghan iNakeem lamb, Palak Ghost, , Chiray Bateray, Pota kalegi, Biryaani , tinday ki bhaji, Bhindi gosht, mix vegetable chicken, chicken karhai, chicken roast (selective) Fish fry, Daal mash, Daal Masoor rice developed late taste with green chillies aur bohat say
Gajjar Halwa, Mera Apna Chachu halwa, Bangali Chamcham, Gulab Jamun, Qalaqand, Barfi, Khashkhash Pateesa, MannPasand etc...

maa gi khana bohat fit banati hai... walid ka pochtay ho, pochna hu tu Maa G ka Pocho :*

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11. kis politicalparty ko pasand krty hain aur q?
PTI cuz IK has support of Pakistanis not only in country but all over the world, genuine leader, apni factoriaan nahi chalani , team mein bohat saray outstanding banday ju watan kay liey sub kuch kurbankar saktay haan, doosra koi leader mujood nahi… Imran nahi tu phir wait karo 20yrs for FP to make it a nation again.

12. Lord michaly kipakistan se kia dushmani thi?
Os ko log machlay machlay kah kar chertay thay

13. konsy biscuitpasand hain aur q?
Hi fibred wheat and oat … healthy

14. coffee ki 3 achicompanies k naam ?
Qawlaq, Teh Boh and UT

15. Pakistani awamki sb se barhi hmaqat?
Nizam e Taleem meinnu jawanoo ko career guidance aur counseling na karna, aeinda shuboon kayaeytebar say students kay rujhaanat kona deykhna, cream ko sirf Dr Engr tak mahdood karna. We need Entrepreneurs educated and funded by Government or with partnership. They establish business and give it to private sector.

16. Samundar ka panisabz ya neela q lagta hai?
Itna sara pani dekhkay ankhen confuse ho jati hain kyunkay assman per green rang kay coral reefs hotay hain jin kay shade say green nazar aata hai jab kay neechay samandar kay floorper koi neeli tiles lagata rahta hai raat ko chup kay tu blue shade aata hai.

17. Physics mai sbse boring cheez kia hai?
Boring ki motor theek karwana :(

18. Meer taqi meerne shairi q ki?
Dil cha raha ho ga tu kar li

19. secularism kofavour krty hain ya democracy?
Selective democracy,local bodies should be strengthened, division zada honi chahyee, phir ye appointed log agay ministers prime minister chose karein. Du ohday Saddar aur wazir e azam nahi honay chahyeeyee, aik kafi hai. Haan prime minister ko parlimant kay samnay jawab dey hona chahyee aur supreme court ko overall parliament ko directions and reviews deynay chaheeyee.

20. Evolution oflife mai darwin ki theory se agreed hain?? why?
Haan thora bohat tu karta hoon, jaisey bed per lappy aur mouse chalana mushkil hota tha tu body nay is need kay mutabiq evolve kiya aur paeyt mota ho geay ab itna acha mousepad ka kaam deyta hai :)

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acha ye baat hai toh kuch aur sawalat shamil kar lain.

1-aap ko serious hone ka dora kab aur kion parta hai
Jab students zada shokhay ho rahay hoon aur kam na kar rahay hoon.
Khud zada shokha hoon raha hoon aur two third majority kah day over ho geya. Maa G ki tabiyat kharab ho

2-aise dore ki halat main aap kia kia kar guzarte hain
Bohat khatarnaak dora hota hai, kuch bhi ho sakta hai,mobile ki, ghar ki cheezon ki khair nahi hoti… haan Ramdan mein aik achadora masjid mein bhi zaroor parta hai,os waqt log kah rahay hotay hain
koi bohat pooncha buzurg hai duaa kara lo… aur nextday back tu normal.

3-kia zindagi main kabhi serious hue bhi hain/
Ji abhi few weeks pehlay Maa G nay almost good bye kah diya tha, BP high hota hai per without check kiye dawa li, cuz bp meter malfunctioned, tu BP almost dropped to zero, sehriyoon pey half way hee gir gaein, sath maid thi tu bachat ho gai,even eye movement bhi koi nahi thi, wo tu shukar hai mein nay cheekh kar kaha'mujhe kiss jallad abba pey chorh kar ja rahi ho..' Tu Maa G ko ahsaas howa waqai iss kay sath both zada buri ho jani tu sans leyna shuru ki, tu un dino mein bilkul sookhay kareelay warga serious ho geya tha.

4-fruits ziada pasand hain ya dry fruits
Dunno

5-apni shadi par kaisi dikhna chaahainge
Kaisi ? Mein shocking purple ghararay mein bohat peeeyari lagoon gi.

6-man pasand aur tasswraati larki.jo ke jeewan sathibhi hone ke qaabil ho. uski kia qualities hain aap ke zehen main
Bohat sara paisa, dolat jaeydaat, bank balance,property, factoriyaan in sub ki akloti waris ho sub shohar e FP per neechawarkar day, Lamba qaad uthoon gori ve hu Hadd, roop cham cham karda ho, saliqashar, subah hath banday bed tea laey, khanay zarbardust banana janti ho, kisi cheez ki farmaeish na karay, surili awaz, shohar kay jatay hee shulttle coc kburqay mein beyth jaey, ghar say bahar ik qadam na nikalay, chumpi massage karnay mein sani naa ho, dantein kah kar bhi muskurati rahay. Aur lambi fahrist hai,bus akhri ye kay aeisi 4 nahi tu kam az kam 2 tu zaroor hoon

7-sawaal number 6 se aap ko ye gumaan toh nahi guzrake UT pe zaroorat-e-rishta ka sign board bhi lagne waala hai

Gi lagnay wala hai kisi nay chawal zaroor marni hai meray oper

8-matar pasand hain ya mattarwe
Fresh hoon tu theek warna dunoon hee leecharh hotay hain zada tar

9-aakhri baar kis baat pe hanse the?
Aik missed call per

10-walid ka konsa jumla shadeed nagawaar guzarta hai?
Konsa nahi guzarta

jaow bhai ..ham nahi khailte..itnu dair se jawab diyetoh dilchaspi jaati rahe gi interview se.

Likha tu tha pehlay detail mein answers likay thay forum nay gaeib kar diye, issi waja say mujhe serious hona rass nahi aata. Oper say modship ki responsibility kay baad khool kar jawab deyna mushkal ho rah ahai, ke Tehzeeb ka mamla hai, jab kay Flashy Azad solo flight ka aadi hai.

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Jawabaat parh kar toh aisa laga ..jaise khud ko yaa toh shehensha samajhte hain..ya intihaee bigraa hua..

1-phir aap khud bataaiye khud ko kia samajhte hain?

2-Maa g. matlab aap ki kamzori. Allah pak unko sehat salamti aur lambi zindagi se nawaze.Unke liye kia kar guzarne ki khuaahish hai?

3-father se to kutt khaate rehte hain.ye bataaiye mother se kab aur kion kutt khaate hain?

4-itni jo lambi zubaan chalti hai. isko tez karne ke liye mazeed kia nuskhe istimaal karte hian?

5-ap kia hain..is haqeeqaat ko kabhi khud bhi qabool kia hai..ya apne zhen par ye bojh parne nahi dete?

6-kisi ko qatal karna maqsood ho..toh konsa aalaa istimaal karainge.
chaqoo, talwaar, pistol, hathora, blade ya gichhi maror dainge?

7-konsi baat aap ko maar deti hai?

8-hazir jawaabi aap ka shewa hai ..ya aap hazir jawab hain?

9-jis qisam ki qualities aap ne apne wife ke liye bataai hain...is se toh lagta hia.shadi ke baad aap meter ho jaayainge.

10-agar meter ho gaye toh kia karainge?

jawabaat aap ke bohot dilchasp rahe..soch se hat kar koi baat kare..toh parhne main maza aata hai.

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kiya matlab?
baat samj nahi aayi
wo kiya na humey tu kissi nay bataya... hum heyraan rah geya.

rey kitna paki doosti tha apna, tujh ko koi kuch kahta tu takleef tujh ko hee hota per khabi hum khul kay hansa... nahi naa

loug tera mazak banaya... hum nay khabi apni id say kuch kaha nahi, hamesha id badal kar point mara

re tujh ko apoun barish mein achaa nahi lagta na, aik baar kahta apoun *ala barish mein nahana hee chorh deyta

per kiya chookri loug ki tarhan khusar phusar karta... 'is ka signature theek hai'. post alert marta
bawa Islami requried full sattar main hai apoun... khud ko deykha yee guitar latka kay wo kiya thitar thitar kay bolta ,,, haan shah rukh ... shah rukh banta . guitar kon sa islam chalta re tu, chokri log ko pose marta kiya... khabi apoun shikayat kiya nahi kiya naa... apoun mou pey bolta ye nai kee peyt peychay waar, mou pey haar... banda beykaar

abhi kiya puranay chuwaray wargi shakal banata ... interview thanda parha fit sa reply mar hug:

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Dabbay mei dabba reply mein reply stringa
1. Mandel ko akhir kia soji thi jo genetics k peechy parh gaya ?
Os kay dour kay aik phoopha matar khanay kay baad mustaqil matar ghast karnay lagay tu phoophi ki complain per oss nay research ka azeem bayra apnay saar per othaya , bara maza aaya :)

apko ye history kahan se pta chali??? mai b parhna chahon gi ...
peyhr ginnanay say matlab rakhein, aam na khaein

2. Abraham lincon america ka presedent hi q bna?
very good question... asal mein oss waqt bhi 'Aey Kalay logon' nay complain mar di thi kay hamay bhi 'Ay Payaray logon!' kah kar pukara jaey ... gora pareshan tha cuz ek ek afriki jawan dus dus goriyaan nu tikka kar kut raha tha... unhoo nay commission banaya ... gardan kohni aur ghouthnay check kiye tu Abraham bha G koi round off 0.000000000000001 % GORAY Niklay baki kaloon ki nisbaat ... Bus un ko Saddar bana deya.

lekin abraham lincon to kala nhi tha...
haan tu yee hee likha na aqalmand

3. 2 meter rassi k tukry main kitny bal hon ge?
wait... students ko lagaya hai they are still counting

Bas yehi buri adat h hmary mulk k teachers ki apne kam b students becharo pe dal dety hain...kuch ata jata hai nhi
981 niklay result aa geya

4. Sitaron mai approximately kitni gases at a time react krti hain.
iss experiment ki asal jaan kaari kay liey humay zabardust experiment karna ho ga; humay aik volunteer chaheye ho ga aur sardiyoon ka wait karna paray ga ta kay amlok, khush chanoo and mong pehli ka atomic fission reaction control karnay kay liey moti razai heavy water ka kam dey.

gases ki tadad pochi thi sardiyou ki tyari nhi
tayari tu is experiment ka side benefit tha

5. Barish k pani ka taste or pH kia hoti h?
Os ilaqe kay logoon kay ammal kay mutabiq hota hai, hamara ilaqaa kyun kay bohat neek parsa logon ka hai tu pH level check karnay per koi jin waghara chapperh marta hai.
kis parha tha ye chaparh us se e poch lena thi?
wo kah rahi hai jis ko poocha hai direct milay (tip: helmet pehan kay ana :D )

6. Koh e himaliya ka nam himaliya q rakha gaya?
kyun kay os nay koi aur naam rakhwanay say saaf inkar kar diya tha

O.o.......
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7, Ap aik din mai kity alfaz bolty hain?
Din means din ya 24 hrs kyunke zada tu neend mein bolta hoon , din mein tu khamosh hee rahta hoon

lagta b kuch aisa e hai kbi kbi...... acha neend mai kitny alfaz bol lety hain 24 hours mai
neend ka moka kahan milta hai, ye hee sochta hoon mein sou geya tu qoum ka kiya ho ga ... yahani bohat khamosh tabiyat hoon

8. Asman se gira khajoor main atka..........how?
ju bhi ho, matti paoo! ... (cuz assmano gir kay matti paan joga ee rah jana)

jb kajoor mai atky ga to zrori nhi matti dalni pary foran
sukriya... new info for me note kar liya

9. zindagi ki khofnak haqeeqat?
ABBAAAAAAAA G! :'"(

hayennnnn ABBA G..... how?
jaisey candyland ki chocolate Now!

10. Pakistan mai abtar sorat e hal ka zimadar kon?
PTI Walay

only PTI ?
Yes PTI cuz aik moka mila hai, aik leader mila hai, os ki half support kartay hain

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1-phir aap khudbataaiye khud ko kia samajhte hain?
Aik nihayat serious, muhazab, suljha howa sada sa insan

2-Maa g. matlab aapki kamzori. Allah pak unko sehat salamti aur lambi zindagi se nawaze.Unke liyekia kar guzarne ki khuaahish hai?
Aameen Sum Aameen.Un kay liye aglay saal aik baho khareed dun ga, du bhi ho sakti hain agarhalaat according to plan rahay.

3-father se to kuttkhaate rehte hain.ye bataaiye mother se kab aur kion kutt khaate hain?
Bachpan mein partithi du classic kuttein yaad hain baghair batayee 4th class mein dost kay ghargeya wapsi per uniform change hee kar raha tha kay Maa G nay taar wala hangarmar mar winga kiya phir set karti aur new round… kiya zabardast nishan pary thaypori peyth pey … aik dafa patang chaht per seekh raha tha Maa g nay hockey tori shukar hai bhai kay sath 50 50share hoi thi :P

Overall Maa G is sosweet, dunya lakh bura kahti rahey hamesha defend karti rahti hain… Tujh meinRaab deykhta hai Maa G bus aur kiya kahoon

4-itni jo lambizubaan chalti hai. isko tez karne ke liye mazeed kia nuskhe istimaal kartehian?
Kuch nahi naturalAbba G ka 10 percent asar aaya hai

5-ap kia hain..ishaqeeqaat ko kabhi khud bhi qabool kia hai..ya apne zhen par ye bojh parne nahidete?
Haey Zalimoo! zindana rahnay deyna kuch din ju bachay hain.. Khud FP bhi FP say aashna nahi, kuchiss may tamaskhar hai zada, wAllah hai tu hai ,,, ab kiya karein blade mar leinkiya?

6-kisi ko qatalkarna maqsood ho..toh konsa aalaa istimaal karainge.
chaqoo, talwaar,pistol, hathora, blade ya gichhi maror dainge?
Apni choti si nassumein kali mirach daal kar cheekoon ki bheyanak tareen mout… ha ha haaaaa haaaaahaa Chooooooooooo!BSs

7-konsi baat aap komaar deti hai?
Ye kay mein marrakyun nahi zaroor koi big maqsad ho ga
, aur faristoon perbara tars aata hai abba g kay sath rahnay per Roz 10 guna pehlay say barijannat teyar karnay ka order zaroor aata hoga, itni mazdori

8-hazir jawaabi aapka shewa hai ..ya aap hazir jawab hain?
Gi shv: hai

9-jis qisam kiqualities aap ne apne wife ke liye bataai hain...is se toh lagta hia.shadi kebaad aap meter ho jaayainge.
Kyun? Meter hoti hai meri… biwi . (lol dis will get some serious raised eyebrows)

10-agar meter hogaye toh kia karainge?
Meter pehlay hee honisi waja say kisi ki zindagi barbaad nahi karna chahta.

jawabaat aap kebohot dilchasp rahe..soch se hat kar koi baat kare..toh parhne main maza aatahai.
mam I am flattered maza lies in the ankh of vakhinder,,,ooh galt angreji ho gai kiya tha wobeauty lies in the eye of saver bulbholder

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11. kis politicalparty ko pasand krty hain aur q?
PTI cuz IK has support of Pakistanis not only in country but all over the world, genuine leader, apni factoriaan nahi chalani , team mein bohat saray outstanding banday ju watan kay liey sub kuch kurbankar saktay haan, doosra koi leader mujood nahi… Imran nahi tu phir wait karo 20yrs for FP to make it a nation again.

ye kia diplomacy hai pehly kaha k pti ki wja se abtar halat h aur ab usi ko support P:


14. coffee ki 3 achicompanies k naam ?
Qawlaq, Teh Boh and UT

smj nhi i :( aisa krain in k logo dikha dain

15. Pakistani awamki sb se barhi hmaqat?
Nizam e Taleem meinnu jawanoo ko career guidance aur counseling na karna, aeinda shuboon kayaeytebar say students kay rujhaanat kona deykhna, cream ko sirf Dr Engr tak mahdood karna. We need Entrepreneurs educated and funded by Government or with partnership. They establish business and give it to private sector.

good ans (Y)

16. Samundar ka panisabz ya neela q lagta hai?
Itna sara pani dekhkay ankhen confuse ho jati hain kyunkay assman per green rang kay coral reefs hotay hain jin kay shade say green nazar aata hai jab kay neechay samandar kay floorper koi neeli tiles lagata rahta hai raat ko chup kay tu blue shade aata hai.

hmmmm

17. Physics mai sbse boring cheez kia hai?
Boring ki motor theek karwana :(

motor theek krn ro boht easy h ...

19. secularism kofavour krty hain ya democracy?
Selective democracy,local bodies should be strengthened, division zada honi chahyee, phir ye appointed log agay ministers prime minister chose karein. Du ohday Saddar aur wazir e azam nahi honay chahyeeyee, aik kafi hai. Haan prime minister ko parlimant kay samnay jawab dey hona chahyee aur supreme court ko overall parliament ko directions and reviews deynay chaheeyee.

best answer infact mje alfaz mai ye explain nhi krna aa raha tha same view thanks

20. Evolution oflife mai darwin ki theory se agreed hain?? why?
Haan thora bohat tu karta hoon, jaisey bed per lappy aur mouse chalana mushkil hota tha tu body nay is need kay mutabiq evolve kiya aur paeyt mota ho geay ab itna acha mousepad ka kaam deyta hai :)

it's always contraversal for me........ :(

[Arosa Hya]

11. kis politicalparty ko pasand krty hain aur q?
PTI cuz IK has support of Pakistanis not only in country but all over the world, genuine leader, apni factoriaan nahi chalani , team mein bohat saray outstanding banday ju watan kay liey sub kuch kurbankar saktay haan, doosra koi leader mujood nahi… Imran nahi tu phir wait karo 20yrs for FP to make it a nation again.

ye kia diplomacy hai pehly kaha k pti ki wja se abtar halat h aur ab usi ko support P:


14. coffee ki 3 achicompanies k naam ?
Qawlaq, Teh Boh and UT

smj nhi i :( aisa krain in k logo dikha dain

15. Pakistani awamki sb se barhi hmaqat?
Nizam e Taleem meinnu jawanoo ko career guidance aur counseling na karna, aeinda shuboon kayaeytebar say students kay rujhaanat kona deykhna, cream ko sirf Dr Engr tak mahdood karna. We need Entrepreneurs educated and funded by Government or with partnership. They establish business and give it to private sector.

good ans (Y)

16. Samundar ka panisabz ya neela q lagta hai?
Itna sara pani dekhkay ankhen confuse ho jati hain kyunkay assman per green rang kay coral reefs hotay hain jin kay shade say green nazar aata hai jab kay neechay samandar kay floorper koi neeli tiles lagata rahta hai raat ko chup kay tu blue shade aata hai.

hmmmm

17. Physics mai sbse boring cheez kia hai?
Boring ki motor theek karwana :(

motor theek krn ro boht easy h ...

19. secularism kofavour krty hain ya democracy?
Selective democracy,local bodies should be strengthened, division zada honi chahyee, phir ye appointed log agay ministers prime minister chose karein. Du ohday Saddar aur wazir e azam nahi honay chahyeeyee, aik kafi hai. Haan prime minister ko parlimant kay samnay jawab dey hona chahyee aur supreme court ko overall parliament ko directions and reviews deynay chaheeyee.

best answer infact mje alfaz mai ye explain nhi krna aa raha tha same view thanks

20. Evolution oflife mai darwin ki theory se agreed hain?? why?
Haan thora bohat tu karta hoon, jaisey bed per lappy aur mouse chalana mushkil hota tha tu body nay is need kay mutabiq evolve kiya aur paeyt mota ho geay ab itna acha mousepad ka kaam deyta hai :)

it's always contraversal for me........ :(

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Hello testing one two three
Over!

oey yee function nai deykha table wala, iss ko bhi use kiya karo, forum nay paisa kharcha, paisey tu poray kiya karo

let's see



Conspiracy Theory
Y/N/May Be
Reason
Ref


Moon landing Hoax
May Be
Flag fly , Area 51, we have no technology to confirm or reject
Google


Kiya Tayaray Apay waje thay
Silent
nil
Drone aassi


Gwadar port na bananay deyna zada apnay dooston ka kam hai
Maslehataan
poup
shhh apno kay teer per haey nahi kartay
Aid jassi


drops mein kuch peela peela hai
May be
Tussi sadday inay sajjan kiddon ho gaey kay muft ich gali gali kocha kocha, bachayaan nu kochi kochi
Could be false alarm but again we need our freakin research


Assi dahshat gard aan
Yes
Saray aakhdey nay tey hoon gay, assi keyra kissi nu kuj kehna
hun tv channel da naa lita teh menu saray FP look man keyna

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nazreen bukhar ho geya gala phula tha aur paoon souja tha is liye chai kay sath thora sad mahool chaling in interview

tera gham tere janay kay baad raha kuch bhool gaey
kuch yaad rah kuch yaad raha
nahi kuch nahi bholay sub yaad hai

jab Asma 1st aei thi , aur annual show per pari bani thi
FP bhi char bachoo mein 3rd aaya tha nursery mein apnay doost ko ghalt cheating kara kar apna theek kiya tha, aur os ko kaha gud yara 4th aaya char mein char Javed miandad char marta hai, next class mein lambi laatoon walay wasim ki tarhan six marna, wasim un dino Amitab say bhi milta tha, duno lambay... duno ki apni class of course duno ki field different or age bhi wasim bilkul chunno munno, aur ijaz shukar hai tableegh mein retire ho kar lag geya warna hum bachoon ko un kay batting stance say pata chala kay fahashi kiya hoti hai... ha ha sorry gud bastman overall

phir Asma waghara 1st class mein shift ho gaey :( ...
aur ...

tere dard say dil aabad raha, kuch bhool gaey

Armaan bujhe hai sapne dhuaan hain
Mar mar ke hum toh zinda yahan hain
Bekhudi mein hum kho gaye
Phir judaa tujhse ho gaye

iss jaga toti thi casette achi tarhan yaad hai , recorder kay head mein phans gai thi, aur chotay chachu nay os waqt ki latest technology use kartay hoey churi say khol kar nail polish lagai thi, kitni advance thi hamari qoum tab, aur aaj hum deykho USB mein mp3 na chalay tu kuch kar hee nahi saktay

[Arosa Hya]

100. last time konsi game khaili?
99. Bachpan mai kis kisam khilony pasand the?
98. Kia maslak ko importance dena drust hai?
97. Apne ap ko aik jumly mai bayan krain.
96.Fav 3D movie?
95. Konsa TV Channel zyada dekhty hain?
94. Cooking mai kuch bnana ata hai ya bs batain hi bnaty hain?
93. 24 hours mai apka pasandeeda waqt konsa h ?
92- ap k 3 weak points?
91. Qualification ?
94.

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11. kis politicalparty ko pasand krty hain aur q?
PTI cuz IK has support of Pakistanis not only in country but all over the world, genuine leader, apni factoriaan nahi chalani , team mein bohat saray outstanding banday ju watan kay liey sub kuch kurbankar saktay haan, doosra koi leader mujood nahi… Imran nahi tu phir wait karo 20yrs for FP to make it a nation again.

ye kia diplomacy hai pehly kaha k pti ki wja se abtar halat h aur ab usi ko support P:
Likha tha na PTI walay half support ju kartay hain IK ki full support karni chaheeye :meeting:


14. coffee ki 3 achicompanies k naam ?
Qawlaq, Teh Boh and UT

smj nhi i :( aisa krain in k logo dikha dain

http://www.balifunnytours.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/Luwak-Coffee-Bali-06.jpg
aey lohttp://i01.i.aliimg.com/photo/v0/106753915/BOH_Instant_Tea_Mix_http_www_malaysia.jpg gi



http://oi57.tinypic.com/2e0prwp.jpg

15. Pakistani awamki sb se barhi hmaqat?
Nizam e Taleem meinnu jawanoo ko career guidance aur counseling na karna, aeinda shuboon kayaeytebar say students kay rujhaanat kona deykhna, cream ko sirf Dr Engr tak mahdood karna. We need Entrepreneurs educated and funded by Government or with partnership. They establish business and give it to private sector.

good ans (Y)
thanks

16. Samundar ka panisabz ya neela q lagta hai?
Itna sara pani dekh kay ankhen confuse ho jati hain kyun kay assman per green rang kay coral reefs hotay hain jin kay shade say green nazar aata hai jab kay neechay samandar kay floorper koi neeli tiles lagata rahta hai raat ko chup kay tu blue shade aata hai.

hmmmm

17. Physics mai sbse boring cheez kia hai?
Boring ki motor theek karwana :(

motor theek krn ro boht easy h ...
:'(

19. secularism kofavour krty hain ya democracy?
Selective democracy,local bodies should be strengthened, division zada honi chahyee, phir ye appointed log agay ministers prime minister chose karein. Du ohday Saddar aur wazir e azam nahi honay chahyeeyee, aik kafi hai. Haan prime minister ko parlimant kay samnay jawab dey hona chahyee aur supreme court ko overall parliament ko directions and reviews deynay chaheeyee.

best answer infact mje alfaz mai ye explain nhi krna aa raha tha same view thanks
oh laghta hai app ki tabiyaat mujhe say kahein zada kharab hai, meray answer ko best kah diya dushmana, haey ye mein kiya dekh raha hoon

20. Evolution oflife mai darwin ki theory se agreed hain?? why?
Haan thora bohat tu karta hoon, jaisey bed per lappy aur mouse chalana mushkil hota tha tu body nay is need kay mutabiq evolve kiya aur paeyt mota ho geay ab itna acha mousepad ka kaam deyta hai :)

it's always contraversal for me........ :(
ya it even collides with christianity and judaism

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....

100. last time konsi game khaili?
Tekken mein chootay cousin kay bohat mara

abi b ye game khailty hain....bachpan mai meri fav thi !

99. Bachpan mai kis kisam khilony pasand the?
Guns, cars, logo, Zoo

ahan!
98. Kia maslak ko importance dena drust hai?
kissi had tak haan, apna pata zaroor hona chaheeyee kay mein ye kyun hoon, rohani satisfaction honi chaheeyee ke maar kar poocha geya tu ye jawab ho ga, baki behass aur jhaghary mein nahi parhna chahyee, hasiyaat bus aik musalman hee asal hai

theek hai g
97. Apne ap ko aik jumly mai bayan krain.
har good bad field mein panga leynay wala.

Hmmmm
96.Fav 3D movie?
time nai mila

Bnany ka ya dekhny ka?

95. Konsa TV Channel zyada dekhty hain?
Geo, Ary
ufff
94. Cooking mai kuch bnana ata hai ya bs batain hi bnaty hain?
kafi kuch ban leyta hoon.
maslan?
93. 24 hours mai apka pasandeeda waqt konsa h ?
khanay ka specially chai ka
:P
92- ap k 3 weak points?
Over Courteous
Anger management
aur arh geya jahan wahan arh geya; chahyee jaan jaey

ye weak points hai ya apni tareefain
91. Qualification ?
Matric Supply in welding

Jo clear kia wo bta dain......

[Arosa Hya]

11. kis politicalparty ko pasand krty hain aur q?
PTI cuz IK has support of Pakistanis not only in country but all over the world, genuine leader, apni factoriaan nahi chalani , team mein bohat saray outstanding banday ju watan kay liey sub kuch kurbankar saktay haan, doosra koi leader mujood nahi… Imran nahi tu phir wait karo 20yrs for FP to make it a nation again.

ye kia diplomacy hai pehly kaha k pti ki wja se abtar halat h aur ab usi ko support P:
Likha tha na PTI walay half support ju kartay hain IK ki full support karni chaheeye :meeting:


14. coffee ki 3 achicompanies k naam ?
Qawlaq, Teh Boh and UT

smj nhi i :( aisa krain in k logo dikha dain

http://www.balifunnytours.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/Luwak-Coffee-Bali-06.jpg
aey lohttp://i01.i.aliimg.com/photo/v0/106753915/BOH_Instant_Tea_Mix_http_www_malaysia.jpg gi



http://oi57.tinypic.com/2e0prwp.jpg

15. Pakistani awamki sb se barhi hmaqat?
Nizam e Taleem meinnu jawanoo ko career guidance aur counseling na karna, aeinda shuboon kayaeytebar say students kay rujhaanat kona deykhna, cream ko sirf Dr Engr tak mahdood karna. We need Entrepreneurs educated and funded by Government or with partnership. They establish business and give it to private sector.

good ans (Y)
thanks

16. Samundar ka panisabz ya neela q lagta hai?
Itna sara pani dekh kay ankhen confuse ho jati hain kyun kay assman per green rang kay coral reefs hotay hain jin kay shade say green nazar aata hai jab kay neechay samandar kay floorper koi neeli tiles lagata rahta hai raat ko chup kay tu blue shade aata hai.

hmmmm

17. Physics mai sbse boring cheez kia hai?
Boring ki motor theek karwana :(

motor theek krn ro boht easy h ...
:'(

19. secularism kofavour krty hain ya democracy?
Selective democracy,local bodies should be strengthened, division zada honi chahyee, phir ye appointed log agay ministers prime minister chose karein. Du ohday Saddar aur wazir e azam nahi honay chahyeeyee, aik kafi hai. Haan prime minister ko parlimant kay samnay jawab dey hona chahyee aur supreme court ko overall parliament ko directions and reviews deynay chaheeyee.

best answer infact mje alfaz mai ye explain nhi krna aa raha tha same view thanks
oh laghta hai app ki tabiyaat mujhe say kahein zada kharab hai, meray answer ko best kah diya dushmana, haey ye mein kiya dekh raha hoon

20. Evolution oflife mai darwin ki theory se agreed hain?? why?
Haan thora bohat tu karta hoon, jaisey bed per lappy aur mouse chalana mushkil hota tha tu body nay is need kay mutabiq evolve kiya aur paeyt mota ho geay ab itna acha mousepad ka kaam deyta hai :)

it's always contraversal for me........ :(
ya it even collides with christianity and judaism

Sahi thanks for answers

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Sahi thanks for answers
App ka bohat shukriya sawal poochnay ka

baki koi sawal hee nahi pooch raha
haalanke bokhar mein mujhe bar bar jawab aa rahay hain

[maya]

welcome guest ji....:meeting:


hum zada late to nahi hoi....;Hiden:

[maya]

abhi to humki tabeyt teekh hai warna hum b bukhar mein swallon ki barsaat kr deti....hurr:

App ka bohat shukriya sawal poochnay ka

baki koi sawal hee nahi pooch raha
haalanke bokhar mein mujhe bar bar jawab aa rahay hain

[Arosa Hya]

90. are u brand concious?
89. Your Fear Factor?
88. The crazy thing u did recently?
87.The smallest bone in human body? name & location?
86.Your pet words ?
85.Do u like music? of what kind?
84.A comment on current political situation?
83.Complete it: if Gold become rusty the.............
82. Fav Writer urdu/eng?
81. A sentence for ur mother?
80.Why mostly pakistani don't prefer islamic culture over western/indian? Although all says islam is a complete code of life.

[Arosa Hya]

App ka bohat shukriya sawal poochnay ka

baki koi sawal hee nahi pooch raha
haalanke bokhar mein mujhe bar bar jawab aa rahay hain

Aham !
May u recover soon.....Ameen
Abi sb EID mai busy hain na is liye nhi aa rahy hon ge.
mere pass to swalon ko na khatam hony wala silsala h ...

[tricky temi]

gud ho gia gggggggggggg

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gud ho gia gggggggggggg


gi
bus ab
abba g ki getryl aur seroxat lani hai

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aray abba g ki dawa nahi layadrv:

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thak gaye hoon gaein beythay beythay exercise kar lien

exrs user
fun:
hurr:
BSs
dancingm
beat:
bhead
ag:
bbox:
excersise
;;;
::P

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taan maan dolay,BSs
aang aang bolay
FP roz warishaan karawein

Nachda badan wey, Kawey teenu chan wey
FP chalday interview ich sawal ve appay paawein

ha ha ooo wo mein entertainment kay zaryee ghumgushata interview ko doobra popular karnay ki koshish karing.
G tu FP app bataein app ko agar option de jaey kay bahar kay mulk mein settle hoon ya apnay mulk mein tu app kiya karein gey?
Khabi soocha walay sawaloon say app mashoor hoey ... akhir itna kyun soocha?
Fav. hair stlye,
top 10 personalities alive,
fav. color
fav. car
fav. tricyle
fav. fruit
fav. name/s
fav. vegetable
fav.furniture
fav. perfume
fav. dress
fav. city plz provide top 20
fav. country? top 10
fav. movie star
fav. Singer
Fav. Profession
Fav. Animal

Wish List bucket, things todo before you die?
Your good and bad qualities?
fav. paan, soda water, stall burger, gurya baal seller?

people you hate most?

and last but not the least kiya waja hai kay gardan aachay khasay logon ki bhi kali hee hoti (Note: kohni and ghoutnay upcoming in next discussion)

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bday

Haaahhhh Pphhooooo!

ooo sharati phir jal jati
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[Arsalan]

Welcome Flashhh !!

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Welcome Flashhh !!
Shukriya app ka app nay thread closnay say pehlay welcoma

[Arsalan]

Shukriya app ka app nay thread closnay say pehlay welcoma



Kiya ? :/