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[CaLmInG MeLoDy]

Assalam O Alaikum

kaise hain sab janab..

jaise ke topic ke name se hi zaahir hai ke...ye thread hai aalaa deen ka chiraagh..

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jo ke is baat se popular hai
keh jab aap aalaa deen ke chiraagh ko ragarrte hain.
.toh aalaa deen haazir ho jata hai.
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jo ke aik bhoot hai.. aur wo aap ki har farmaaish poori kar deta hai... toh sociye janab agar aap kisi jin se koi farmaaish poori karwaana chahte hain toh wo farmaaish kia hogi?

Matlab aap ki farmaaish yahan likhain.. aisi farmaaish jo funny bhi ho..aur ajeeb o ghareeb bhi .. :)

[illusionist]

I want to be OBAMA .....................

[Ria]

Meri wish hy k abhi thandhi thandhi ice cream la k do Jin....:D

[BDunc]

President bana do :P

[Ria]

New Mobile la do...:D

[BDunc]

Alex Abbaxi baba ko theek kar do

[Ria]

aik tab la do jin baba...:D

[BDunc]

Amun karwa do :P

[UmerAmer]

Wazire Azam bana do

[Ria]

Telly pathy sekha do...:D

[Mr. Bean]

meka Barhta howa Pait aur Age Dono rook do :Chore:

[CaLmInG MeLoDy]

I want to be OBAMA .....................
kuch acha soch liya hota..jinn naraz ho gaya hai ..:P

[CaLmInG MeLoDy]

Meri wish hy k abhi thandhi thandhi ice cream la k do Jin....:D
ice cream par jin ki apni niyat kharab ho gai..kuch aur maangain..:P

[CaLmInG MeLoDy]

President bana do :P
ye kursi waali khuaahish hai..ye khuaahish toh alaa deen apni poori nahi kar paaya toh aap ki kaise kare..kuch aur farmaaish karian :P

[CaLmInG MeLoDy]

New Mobile la do...:D
engagment par aap ko new mobile gift nahi milaa..maang lain.jeejoo ji khush ho ke dainge..ke baat toh hogi daily..

[CaLmInG MeLoDy]

Wazire Azam bana do
kia aap wazeer e azam ban ke loadshdiing ka problem solve kar dainge? ye sawaal alaa deen pooch raha hai aap se.

[CaLmInG MeLoDy]

Telly pathy sekha do...:D
ab dulha miyaan se bhi ziaada koi hai jisko qaaboo karna hai..:P

[CaLmInG MeLoDy]

meka Barhta howa Pait aur Age Dono rook do :Chore:
aap ne alaa deen ka pait aur age nahi dakhi..phir dar kaisa :P

[CaLmInG MeLoDy]

ye forum aik dam populr ho jaye.. :P

[illusionist]

sub bachoon k aansoo kabhi na niklain , na wo kabhi bhook sai tarrpain ........ kisi ki bhi MAA us sai door na ho ......... or unki parhayyi mai koi ghurbat array na ayay ...........

[BDunc]

HAhaha I know bitya ji..isi liye khawahish ki :P CaLmInG MeLoDy

[CaLmInG MeLoDy]

HAhaha I know bitya ji..isi liye khawahish ki :P @CaLmInG MeLoDy (http://www.urdutehzeb.com/member.php?u=1)ہاہا. اب دوسری کوئی فرمائش کریں ..

[Ria]

ice cream par jin ki apni niyat kharab ho gai..kuch aur maangain..:P


ahahahahha acha agr ab ice cream kha k dil bhar gaia ho to ab la dy, nai to kulfi he...:D

[Ria]

engagment par aap ko new mobile gift nahi milaa..maang lain.jeejoo ji khush ho ke dainge..ke baat toh hogi daily..

ahahahahahha nai yaar phone already hy....:P
un sy nai manga, na e abhi mangna...:D smjha kro na...;)

[Ria]

ab dulha miyaan se bhi ziaada koi hai jisko qaaboo karna hai..:P

ahahahha per phr b zarori hy na telly pathy...:P

[BDunc]

Gulab dei do....

[Ria]

Car ly do...:D

[Mr. Bean]

aap ne alaa deen ka pait aur age nahi dakhi..phir dar kaisa :P


Retesh Deshmukh ko as Ala Deen daikha me ne us ki to itti age nahe hai :chips

haan Jinny ka kehtin to maan laita laikin woh to Jinny hai na aur woh jinny hi kia jis ki age 5000 saal na ho :Chore:

aur ala Deen ka Pait nahe tha :chips

[CaLmInG MeLoDy]

Retesh Deshmukh ko as Ala Deen daikha me ne us ki to itti age nahe hai :chips

haan Jinny ka kehtin to maan laita laikin woh to Jinny hai na aur woh jinny hi kia jis ki age 5000 saal na ho :Chore:

aur ala Deen ka Pait nahe tha :chips
ye toh zulm hai zulmm wo bhi jin ke sath.aap ne alaa deen ka dil tor dia.

[Ria]

Garmi bhagha do...:P Muree ki tarf

[Mr. Bean]

ye toh zulm hai zulmm wo bhi jin ke sath.aap ne alaa deen ka dil tor dia.

Shukar karoo k dil hi tha warna irada to munh tornay ka tha :smoking

[Ria]

jin mjhy bs tellay pathy sekha he do

[Arosa Hya]

Mje is dunia se bahar le jao.....

[Youthful]

My - w!$h:
________

Rolene Strauss - \:D/ South African beauty queen.

Miss World 2014 :D ko mery khidmet ma hazir kya jae.. :x

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@Nimra Rashid; (http://urdutehzeb.com/member.php/29-Nimra-Rashid)
@CaLmInG MeLoDy (http://www.urdutehzeb.com/member.php?u=1);

[Arosa Hya]

Mje magic carpet per sehra or nakhlastan ki sair krwao....

[Miss You]

My - w!$h:
________

Rolene Strauss - \:D/ South African beauty queen.

Miss World 2014 :D ko mery khidmet ma hazir kya jae.. :x

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@Nimra Rashid; (http://urdutehzeb.com/member.php/29-Nimra-Rashid)
@CaLmInG MeLoDy (http://www.urdutehzeb.com/member.php?u=1);







Pehlay me apni wish to puri krwa lun

[Miss You]

Oye Jinny
Mjhay Acha Sa DSLR Camera Le do

[CaLmInG MeLoDy]

My - w!$h:
________

Rolene Strauss - \:D/ South African beauty queen.

Miss World 2014 :D ko mery khidmet ma hazir kya jae.. :x

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@Nimra Rashid; (http://urdutehzeb.com/member.php/29-Nimra-Rashid)
@CaLmInG MeLoDy (http://www.urdutehzeb.com/member.php?u=1);






Aaap ki ach waali khidmat karwaa zaroor sakte hain unse..:P..magar khidmat main paish nahi kar sakte..

[Miss You]

Mjhe Snow Fall Area me le k chalo

[CaLmInG MeLoDy]

Mjhe Snow Fall Area me le k chaloalaa deen keh raha hai mujhe sardi lagti hai.main nahi jaoonga...nimra se kaho kisi aur ke sath jaye.

[Miss You]

alaa deen keh raha hai mujhe sardi lagti hai.main nahi jaoonga...nimra se kaho kisi aur ke sath jaye.

aap e bta do
kis k sath jaonnnnn

[CaLmInG MeLoDy]

aap e bta do
kis k sath jaonnnnn
mujhe sath le chalo...................


mujhe le chalo....................................


mujhe le chalo...8->

[Miss You]

mujhe sath le chalo...................


mujhe le chalo....................................


mujhe le chalo...8->

chalo

chalooooo

chalooooooooooooooooooooooo

[CaLmInG MeLoDy]

chalo

chalooooo

chalooooooooooooooooooooooo
abhi nahi jaa rahi..abhi noodles khaa rahi hon.aa jaow..kisi ko mat batanaa.dono mill ke khaayainge..no sharing..\:D/

[Miss You]

abhi nahi jaa rahi..abhi noodles khaa rahi hon.aa jaow..kisi ko mat batanaa.dono mill ke khaayainge..no sharing..\:D/

flavour to btao?????

[Miss You]

Array bhai zara roof pe jaa k gycer to chala ayo

[CaLmInG MeLoDy]

Array bhai zara roof pe jaa k gycer to chala ayo
nahi jaati.sardi lag rahi hai...off hi kion kia tha..ab jaow thannde thannde paani se nahaaow.. :P

[Miss You]

nahi jaati.sardi lag rahi hai...off hi kion kia tha..ab jaow thannde thannde paani se nahaaow.. :P

Offf Thre Kiya tha
Gaaaassssss Bnd hogae the
Paray Hato
Me Khud e Chla Aye the
Hunh

[Arosa Hya]

mje cindrella ban k dikhao

[Miss You]

Jinny
Mjhe Meera jesi High Fi English bol k dikhao

[Miss You]

mjhe kaheeeen dooooooooooooooooooooooooor chor ayo
akele
tanha

[Baniaz Khan]

hahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahah

itna funny idea agya hai dimagh mae k yahan likh hi nahi skta


mene khud hi enjoy kr lia hai


hahahahhahahahha:D

[CaLmInG MeLoDy]

hahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahitna funny idea agya hai dimagh mae k yahan likh hi nahi skta mene khud hi enjoy kr lia hai hahahahhahahahha:DPhir hamare alaa deen ka kia faida hua bhalaaa.?.. ab koi aisi wish sochain k yahan likh b sakain...

[$low Poision]

Ala deen forum ki sari larkiyan mere liye pagal kar de ;) Including Admin, Mods staff and members :))

[CaLmInG MeLoDy]

[QUOTE=Ullu Ka Patha;69181]Ala deen forum ki sari larkiyan mere liye pagal kar de ;) Including Admin, Mods staff and members :))[/QUOTE Arosa Hya Nimra Rashid Naughty Girl kia khayaal hai..in ke liye pagal hua jaaye..jaise aik baar ham log..aur mamin mirza ji..umar amar ke liye pagal hue the..

[CaLmInG MeLoDy]

Ala deen hamain Ullu Ka Patha ke liye pagal kar de

[Arosa Hya]

[QUOTE=Ullu Ka Patha;69181]Ala deen forum ki sari larkiyan mere liye pagal kar de ;) Including Admin, Mods staff and members :))[/QUOTE @Arosa Hya (http://www.urdutehzeb.com/member.php?u=37) @Nimra Rashid (http://www.urdutehzeb.com/member.php?u=29) @Naughty Girl (http://www.urdutehzeb.com/member.php?u=638) kia khayaal hai..in ke liye pagal hua jaaye..jaise aik baar ham log..aur mamin mirza ji..umar amar ke liye pagal hue the..

haien :O

[Arosa Hya]

jis jis ne jo wish mangi uska ulta kr do us k liye :P

[Miss You]

Ala deen forum ki sari larkiyan mere liye pagal kar de ;) Including Admin, Mods staff and members :))


[QUOTE=Ullu Ka Patha;69181]Ala deen forum ki sari larkiyan mere liye pagal kar de ;) Including Admin, Mods staff and members :))[/QUOTE @Arosa Hya (http://www.urdutehzeb.com/member.php?u=37) @Nimra Rashid (http://www.urdutehzeb.com/member.php?u=29) @Naughty Girl (http://www.urdutehzeb.com/member.php?u=638) kia khayaal hai..in ke liye pagal hua jaaye..jaise aik baar ham log..aur mamin mirza ji..umar amar ke liye pagal hue the..


Ala deen hamain @Ullu Ka Patha (http://www.urdutehzeb.com/member.php?u=632) ke liye pagal kar de


[QUOTE=CaLmInG MeLoDy;69332]

haien :O


La Hol Walla Quwatta Illa Billah
Ya Allah
Hamein UKP k sher se bacha k rakhna
Ameeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen

[$low Poision]

[QUOTE=CaLmInG MeLoDy;69332]
Shar nai phelata main. Shar se shararti hon. Daro na larki.


[QUOTE=Arosa Hya;69335]


La Hol Walla Quwatta Illa Billah
Ya Allah
Hamein UKP k sher se bacha k rakhna
Ameeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen

[$low Poision]

jis jis ne jo wish mangi uska ulta kr do us k liye :P
Acha matlab main pagal jone wala hoon

[Arosa Hya]

Acha matlab main pagal jone wala hoon

ho jany wali kia baat h........mjy to lgta h zrorat e nhi

[Arosa Hya]

[QUOTE=Nimra Rashid;69379][QUOTE=CaLmInG MeLoDy;69332]
Shar nai phelata main. Shar se shararti hon. Daro na larki.

ye kia chakkar h........ "orignally posted by arosa hya"

[$low Poision]

[QUOTE=Ullu Ka Patha;69511][QUOTE=Nimra Rashid;69379]

ye kia chakkar h........ "orignally posted by arosa hya"
Oh helloooo. Kia ho gaya larki..

[CaLmInG MeLoDy]

[QUOTE=Ullu Ka Patha;69511][QUOTE=Nimra Rashid;69379]

ye kia chakkar h........ "orignally posted by arosa hya"
:-Ochakkri logon ko har baat main chakkar lagta hai.kia ho gaya..

[CaLmInG MeLoDy]

[QUOTE=CaLmInG MeLoDy;69332]



[QUOTE=Arosa Hya;69335]


La Hol Walla Quwatta Illa Billah
Ya Allah
Hamein UKP k sher se bacha k rakhna
Ameeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen

kia waqt aa gaya hai aap ne la hol parh bhi liya phir bhi UKP yaheen hain :D

[Arosa Hya]

:((

[UmerAmer]

:-?

[Arosa Hya]

meri books set kr k rakh do table pe

[CaLmInG MeLoDy]

meri books set kr k rakh do table peoye ye kia hukum de dia.alaa deen ko.wo u ki books utha ke mere paas le aaya..ab main chitti an parh..in kitaaboun ka kia karoon:))

[$low Poision]

Ala deen fit sa breakfast banwa do Arosa Hya ko hukum do. Bana k de breakfast

[Arosa Hya]

oye ye kia hukum de dia.alaa deen ko.wo u ki books utha ke mere paas le aaya..ab main chitti an parh..in kitaaboun ka kia karoon:))

isko 2 lga k wapis baijain zra mere pass...

[$low Poision]

isko 2 lga k wapis baijain zra mere pass...
Ap ne clearly wazahat nahi ki k do kis ko lagane hain. UKP ko ya alla deen ko. Main dono ko laga rahi hoon :p

[$low Poision]

isko 2 lga k wapis baijain zra mere pass...
Ap ne clearly wazahat nahi ki k do kis ko lagane hain. UKP ko ya alla deen ko. Main dono ko laga rahi hoon :p...CM ye bayan de ke ap ne acha nahi kia...alaa deen cm se UT cheen lo

[Arosa Hya]

Ala deen fit sa breakfast banwa do @Arosa Hya (http://www.urdutehzeb.com/member.php?u=37) ko hukum do. Bana k de breakfast

bna k deti hon boht acha nashta ...... O.o

[Arosa Hya]

Ap ne clearly wazahat nahi ki k do kis ko lagane hain. UKP ko ya alla deen ko. Main dono ko laga rahi hoon :p

mjy to khud nhi yad ab

[Miss You]

UT k sub kaam chor logon ka dimagh set ker do

[UmerAmer]

CM se razzi kar wado CaLmInG MeLoDy

[CaLmInG MeLoDy]

CM se razzi kar wado @CaLmInG MeLoDy (http://www.urdutehzeb.com/member.php?u=1)
:P Pehle alaa deen ko toh raazi kar lain.so that wo aap ka kehna maane

[UmerAmer]

:P Pehle alaa deen ko toh raazi kar lain.so that wo aap ka kehna maane

alaa deen razi hai

[CaLmInG MeLoDy]

alaa deen razi hai
kion alaa deen tu raazi hai..


alaa deen keh raha hai main bhi naraz hon.

[UmerAmer]

kion alaa deen tu raazi hai..


alaa deen keh raha hai main bhi naraz hon.

kia alaa deen bhi naraz hai
ab mein aesa kiya karon k sab razzi ho jayein

[CaLmInG MeLoDy]

kia alaa deen bhi naraz hai
ab mein aesa kiya karon k sab razzi ho jayein
ye baat aap alaa deen se pooch ke daikhain.ho sakta hai ke alaa deen koi munaasib jawab de.

[UmerAmer]

ye baat aap alaa deen se pooch ke daikhain.ho sakta hai ke alaa deen koi munaasib jawab de.

alaa deen ne koi jawab nahi diya

[CaLmInG MeLoDy]

alaa deen ne koi jawab nahi diya
main ne alaa deen se poocha.toh usne kaha ke ab narazgi khatam kar dain..

[UmerAmer]

main ne alaa deen se poocha.toh usne kaha ke ab narazgi khatam kar dain..

ji bilkul ab khatam kardein
plzz khatam kardein

[CaLmInG MeLoDy]

ji bilkul ab khatam kardein
plzz khatam kardein
narazgi khatam hoi...;;)

[CaLmInG MeLoDy]

alaa deen.. Rana Taimoor Ali se kaho ke ruby baat karna chahti hai.par bat kar nahi paa rahi.............ramadan main bohot busy schedule hai.

[Rana Taimoor Ali]

alaa deen.. @Rana Taimoor Ali (http://www.urdutehzeb.com/member.php?u=602) se kaho ke ruby baat karna chahti hai.par bat kar nahi paa rahi.............ramadan main bohot busy schedule hai.
acha

[UmerAmer]

narazgi khatam hoi...;;)

ab to app muj se pehle ki tarha bolien gi na
mein appki har baat manon ga

[CaLmInG MeLoDy]

achasacha.


ab to app muj se pehle ki tarha bolien gi na
mein appki har baat manon ga
ye toh waqt bataye ga.

[UmerAmer]

sacha.


ye toh waqt bataye ga.

ab kitna waqt intezar karon

[hir]

Sabko khush kar do....:)

[CaLmInG MeLoDy]

Sabko khush kar do....:)

Aj kal toh ala deen khud bhi khush nahi;)

[SAMEER KHAN]

Agr muje ye mokah milta to mien us jin se Pakistan ka aman aur Pakistan ki khushali mangata. Aur hamesha Pakistan ko hasta basta dekhne ki wish karta.

[intelligent086]

Agr muje ye mokah milta to mien us jin se Pakistan ka aman aur Pakistan ki khushali mangata. Aur hamesha Pakistan ko hasta basta dekhne ki wish karta.

فورم کے وزٹ اور نیک خواہشات کا بہت بہت شکریہ

[CaLmInG MeLoDy]

Agr muje ye mokah milta to mien us jin se Pakistan ka aman aur Pakistan ki khushali mangata. Aur hamesha Pakistan ko hasta basta dekhne ki wish karta.wah ji. JazakAllah. Apne naik niyati kar li. Dua bhi kar dain. Koi na koi jin zaroor aaye ga. Pak k liye acha waqt le kar.





فورم کے وزٹ اور نیک خواہشات کا بہت بہت شکریہ

Sahi bhai g

[Arosa Hya]

Ek mug achi si coffee bna dy.............

[aqib aziz]

mere first iccha hai kay mujhe iss se payar hojaye jis se me pyar karta ho sammer

[intelligent086]

:-?

[faiza saeed]

Assalam o Alaikum

[Aliza]

Walekumassalam


Aladdin k chirag Humko Pakistan jana hai